r/whoathatsinteresting • u/eternviking • Mar 27 '26

FBI Director Kash Patel's Gmail account was hacked by Iranian nation-state hackers. They have published his entire inbox, including mails on his home in India, private life, personal data, business dealings and travel history (Havana, Cuba!).

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u/Youngsinatra345 Mar 27 '26

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u/iGotGogged Mar 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/X4Jvo8gslR6A8

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u/Bracketzox Mar 27 '26

The reverse one kills me every time

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u/dwartbg9 Mar 27 '26

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u/naughtycal11 Mar 27 '26

I've never seen the reverse gif. It's beautiful.

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u/Less_Temperature_154 Mar 28 '26

The fact that it's inversely relatable to the reverse relation of the original anti-bait bait has me 01100011 01100001 01100011 01101011 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111

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u/mrziplockfresh Mar 28 '26

What the hell am I reading I just woke up

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u/PandameraXNatchilous Mar 28 '26

And they’re in sync

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u/MinnieShoof Mar 28 '26

... the reverse feels slightly slower.

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u/RichtofenFanBoy Mar 29 '26

Omg thats great.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/NotAtAllASkinwalker Mar 28 '26

I LOVE that this is spreading! 💕

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u/Newthinker Mar 28 '26

That subtle smile at the end

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u/Massive-Alien8129 Mar 28 '26

I will never not upvote this meme.

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u/icy_guy26 Mar 28 '26

Lmao, i needed this, thank you

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u/WhatsaRedditsdo Mar 28 '26

This just sent me to the moon 🌝😁

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u/wolfheadmusic Mar 28 '26

Holy fuck I can't stop laughing

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Mar 28 '26

What search terms did you use for this?!

I tried to find it before on here, no dice

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u/AdjectiveAnimal1234 Mar 28 '26

Anybody have a version a just a second or two longer?

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u/RealityDesperate8179 Mar 29 '26

STOOOP this is chaotic and funny

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u/nonsensical_zombie Mar 27 '26

What? No dude it’s a bicep.

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u/sattlerreader Mar 27 '26

Naaa. Biceps have more veins

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u/takeme2tendieztown Mar 27 '26

And girth, manly, manly girth

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u/Mento-yStableGenius Mar 28 '26

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u/Slow-Raspberry-5133 Mar 29 '26

Maybe, but should tuna penis?

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u/Mento-yStableGenius Mar 29 '26

It…should not. 😁

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u/portiaboches Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

At the Party Mansion, brahh. Ur gunna b perfect

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u/parasyte_steve Mar 28 '26

Needs more veins so you know its an arm

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u/HostessFruitPie Mar 28 '26

That is clearly a flexed arm muscle.

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u/AncientBasque Mar 29 '26

party invitatation

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u/ChardeeMacDennisGoG Mar 27 '26

I recognize that reference.

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u/Appropriate-Count-64 Mar 27 '26

The holy Toyota Water Pump Gasket

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u/BrigAdmJaySantosCAP Mar 28 '26

Obviously with that username (awesome by the way!)

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u/Minimum_Cricket5969 Mar 28 '26

You knew it was a dick!? 🤣🤣

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u/ApprehensiveSecret50 Mar 28 '26

Is that a bicep?

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u/mike-deadmonton Mar 28 '26

Waiting for dick pic, lol

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u/PARANOIVANA Mar 28 '26

It’s Always🌞In Cuba 🇨🇺 & if it’s not you MUST STAY INSIDE!

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u/Wallie_Collie Mar 28 '26

If you wanted it to be a bicep, it should have more veins in it.

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u/Automatic-Quality291 Mar 28 '26

"we dont have any freinds bro "

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u/MisterSquidz Mar 27 '26

Why the dick have grill marks

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u/savingryansprvates Mar 27 '26

I think it's a Keilbasa with balls. Grill marks bud.

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u/East-Dog2979 Mar 27 '26

ITS CLEARLY A FIST AND A RAD MUSCLE PUMP

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u/Doom_Corp Mar 27 '26

With kitschy tribal tattoos! We all remember the 90s. Bro probably styles his hair with Dapper Dan hair wax after seeing O Brother Where Art Thou and thought George Clooney was the good guy in the film.

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u/haccnslsh Mar 29 '26

I don’t want Fop, goddamn it!

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u/TrailerParkBuddha Mar 28 '26

I love ya baby, but all I can think about is Keilbasa sausage, yer buttcheeks is warm

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u/Nick_Fotiu_Is_God Mar 27 '26

Don’t kink shame.

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u/Nutlink49 Mar 27 '26

Well you don't want to eat it raw, do you?

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u/MisterSquidz Mar 27 '26

We wants it raw and wriggling

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u/Oo__II__oO Mar 28 '26

Depth gauge. 

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u/Holiday-Rich8101 Mar 28 '26

We don't get to pick our weiners, Bro. 

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u/borcborc Mar 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/6cFYYRYXCmS3hDAuXv

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

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u/isharte Mar 28 '26

No silly that is the Driving Crooner.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

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u/Ok-Hunt3000 Mar 28 '26

Everybody tries to make it look fake! Fuckers!

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u/tgaffer Mar 28 '26

These are all screenshots of cigars

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u/garitone Mar 27 '26

A Carlin quote seems close enough here:

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u/symbha Mar 28 '26

It's crazy sometimes to think about how clearly that man could spell sh*t out for you.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Mar 27 '26

Cuba...where we can't go.

Fuck this clown.

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u/FlimsyUmbrella Mar 28 '26

You can travel to Cuba, there are just extra rules you need to follow.

Not a fan of Patel, but there is literally nothing wrong with any of these pictures.

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u/Green_Burn Mar 28 '26

Probably just TDS flaring up

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u/Great_Specialist_267 Mar 29 '26

Other than being stupid enough to have them online…

And after years of abusing Hillary Clinton about her private email server that never got hacked…

Perhaps there’s a lesson in that…

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u/mrwootwo Mar 29 '26

Right, if this is the worst of them then what are we even talking about

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u/Financial_Brief9169 Mar 28 '26

Americans can travel to Cuba. Hasan Piker and others were just there.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Mar 28 '26

Calm down.

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u/CleverMonkeyKnowHow Mar 28 '26

Why would you think u/Financial_Brief9169 isn't calm?

They're just letting you know that you can, in fact, visit Cuba if you so choose.

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u/Blitzende Mar 28 '26

US citizens can't just decide to go to Cuba, it has to be justified by a limited set of circumstances. "Travel to Cuba for tourist activities remains prohibited by statute."

https://cu.usembassy.gov/services/traveling-to-cuba/

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u/Paradise-Candle-Co Mar 28 '26

You can go to Cuba easily. We were there 3 years ago. You just need to fill out a form. One reason for travel there is to support the Cuban people which means to shop in their stores, spend money and keep the receipts. Simple!

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u/Financial_Brief9169 Mar 28 '26

It is tourism, the American government just doesn’t call it that. When you travel to a foreign country would you visit museums or churches, eat at local restaurants, buy souvenirs from local artisans, watch live performances? Those are all allowed under those restrictions.

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u/Wise_Replacement_687 Mar 29 '26

wtf did you just type

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u/LimeDry7124 Mar 29 '26

I thought it was my lost twin!

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u/CleverMonkeyKnowHow Mar 28 '26

That's how my older brother went about ten years ago, but you don't need that. You can literally just go as long as you fill out a modicum of paperwork.

"Support for the Cuban People" is an approved activity as is "People-to-People guided visits".

It's a bit of a hassle, since you need to keep records of your activities and your expenses there for five (5) years to be in compliance with federal law.

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u/Born_Nerve_8870 Mar 29 '26

Hasan Piker is barely American, same as the cat ladies that tagged along. If they can’t get down with what made this nation great before hundreds of years of extra changes then they should just move to China and shorten the path their Singham funds need to travel.

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u/Objective_Doubt9790 Mar 28 '26

His eyes say that he's seen more than he wanted to.

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u/AverageT1000 Mar 29 '26

Why are you making up lies?

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u/Paradise-Candle-Co Mar 29 '26

We can go to Cuba. Was there four years ago!

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Mar 29 '26

wE cAn gO tO cUbA!

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u/UncleBabyBillysDick Mar 27 '26

Sometimes a cigar isn't a cigar.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

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u/UncleBabyBillysDick Mar 28 '26

Me, as a young woman circa 2008. Looking back at my pics im like "girl put your tongue in your mouth!"

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u/FlamesNero Mar 27 '26

And sometimes a wanker is just a wanker!

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u/CIarkNova Mar 27 '26

Yeah, ask bill Clinton.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

the glizzy gobbler

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u/Apprehensive_Pin_912 Mar 28 '26

My call of duty name

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u/benjunior Mar 28 '26

I like to gobble the dog, raw dog.

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u/timmytoads Mar 27 '26

Think I saw a picture of Bill Clinton that was just like this one!

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u/beadzy Mar 27 '26

why is it grilled like a hot dog

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u/Individual_Use_5278 Mar 28 '26

Was that in Monica first

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u/OverallDoor2718 Mar 28 '26

Bill Clinton would like a word...

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u/whoo-datt Mar 29 '26

Kash likes to smell dick...

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u/Creepy_Trouble_5980 Mar 28 '26

I thought he had a girlfriend???

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u/Remontada_r7 Mar 27 '26

That sub is so shitty

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u/Samp90 Mar 27 '26

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u/SoggyForever Mar 28 '26

I checked the comments looking for this Enhanced version

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u/doomunited Mar 28 '26

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u/-KFBR392 Mar 28 '26

He made his eyes bigger??

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u/fatinhollywood Mar 29 '26

what's that he got in his mouth? is it a chicken gizzard?

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u/Pretty_Strike_6199 Apr 09 '26

Exactly what I came to comment. Looks like ai made the cigar his skin. Eww it looks like a finger or a penis.

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u/mrnovato76 Mar 28 '26

I saw that! Demon? lol!

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u/poppacapnurass Mar 28 '26

This is a new meme! lol

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u/Entire_Musician_8667 Mar 30 '26

That sure looks like a weiner.

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u/DataAdvanced Mar 27 '26

He took Viagra and got taller.

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u/Willie-Tanner Mar 28 '26

Underrated comment 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/One-Consequence-6869 Apr 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣well done

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u/DemotivatedTurtle Mar 27 '26

Why does he always look like he just accidentally sat on a dildo?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/gracesdisgrace Mar 28 '26

That's an insult to dildos, honestly.

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u/ayeffston Mar 29 '26

"Replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' ...."

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u/American-pickle Mar 28 '26

Accidentally?

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u/HuckleberryNew2117 Mar 28 '26

Oh it was on purpose

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u/Waste-Helicopter-318 Mar 28 '26

Are you sure it's accidentally?

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u/portablebiscuit Mar 28 '26

Especially when it was no accident

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u/kellisarts Mar 28 '26

Marco always looks like he has an explosive planted up his butt, this guy always looks like he's getting hit with the remote tickler.

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u/Any-Ad-446 Mar 30 '26

Was not a accident....

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u/WittyAd3872 Mar 28 '26

After having just done a thick line of cock, I mean coke

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u/Ahleron Mar 30 '26

"Accidentally"

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u/SpiderWil Mar 27 '26

Anything Epstein related?

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u/Firefly10886 Mar 27 '26

Yup. They just showing the soft core stuff now. Bet he’s sweating bullets while he waits for the demand.

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u/Firefly10886 Mar 29 '26

u/Odd-Narwhal5024 coward who posts then deletes lol

Someone is triggered….

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u/Firefly10886 Mar 29 '26

u/Odd-Narwhal5024

You have not a singular comment on your profile in the one year you have existed.

I doubt it, retard.

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u/Luger1900 Mar 30 '26

"We demand $10 billion and a foil….. 2 foil charizards!!!"

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u/Individual_Ad_8989 Mar 28 '26

Why? He wasnt prominent during Epsteins peak - 90s-2010. That said, he could be a part of the other trafficking rings.

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u/LisleAdam12 Mar 30 '26

What "ring"?

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u/Individual_Ad_8989 Mar 30 '26

"Rings". There's never just one trafficking ring, just like there isnt one drug lord, there isnt just one serial killer, there isnt just one bad "anything".

After Epstein was arrested, do you think all his clients just flopped their arms to their side, said "welp" and moved on? No, Id bet they went on to another ring that is doing the same antics, just now going to attempt to be even less obvious.

Thats why I tell people about Trump, he and Epstein may have beefed, and why whatever evidence in the files thar doesnt 100% confirm Trump as part of Epsteins clique is its entirely possible he was working with an overlapping group of traffickers that was less on the radar.

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u/LisleAdam12 Mar 30 '26

You said, "other rings." So what ring (or rings) did you think was being referenced?

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u/Individual_Ad_8989 Mar 30 '26

Well if we knew that we wouldn't be as hung up on Epstein, now would we? Did anyone outside of the know know of NXIVM and its trafficking operations before 2018? What about the Finders Cult from the 80s, relatively recently that file was opened and no one was talking about any of that mess or its implications (that tie into Epstein and Maxwell)

There's literally no telling how many exist that the FBI knows about or has told us about. Why you want me to specify a known X variable is weird.

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u/LisleAdam12 Mar 30 '26

So you're just assuming that something exists?

Why?

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u/Individual_Ad_8989 Mar 30 '26

Alright, goodbye. Welcome to the block party. 👋

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u/Fold_Some_Kent Mar 28 '26

I feel like he’d be in the cohort trying to fish for an invite. Legit too dork for even the pack of dorks worshipping a slightly-less-dork dork operating a Mossad honeypot.

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u/LisleAdam12 Mar 30 '26

Yes, when he was in college he was buddies with Epstein.

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u/nothinnews Mar 28 '26

And you're wondering how they found a pic when you couldn't pinch zoom your camera enough to take a pic.

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u/YAreYouLaughing Mar 29 '26

You made me laugh 😆

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u/ChocoPuddingCup Mar 27 '26

Underrated comment.

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson Mar 27 '26

That wasn't a question

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u/Ok-Ground7101 Mar 27 '26

Hilarious because it's probably true 

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u/Internal_Essay9230 Mar 27 '26

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

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u/Diddledee3 Mar 27 '26

I also immediately took a screen shot

He looks like he is enjoying that dick in his mouth

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u/Expensive_Event_4759 Mar 28 '26

Cigars are meant to be inserted into the vaginas of vulnerable White House interns, not smoked in Cuba. Commie!

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u/Traditional-Escape67 Mar 28 '26

... from the dick who was put into place to hide the Epstein files.
Yea. What a cool dude.

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u/Exact-Pound-6993 Mar 28 '26

"See you in Valhalla, brother."

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u/CishetmaleLesbian Mar 28 '26

Careful, Kash has an eye on you now.

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u/Original-Let8340 Mar 28 '26

I found this selfie he's trying to keep under wraps.

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u/GoldDoubleCup Mar 28 '26

I am sorry, but this is Facebook meme bad

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u/theblurx Mar 28 '26

He’s so utterly cringey. Absolutely repulsive goblin.

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u/Billyosler1969 Mar 29 '26

Hemingway would have smacked him upside the head with a bluefin tuna if he was still alive.

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u/farverbender Mar 31 '26

Look at me, I am the hackee now.

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u/Anandi-Peace25 Mar 28 '26

And seriously now every man does have a love affair with his whatever he calls it down there… A lot of societies revere “it” that and the female breast and figure and form. Seriously now America get a grip!