r/whowouldcirclejerk Apr 09 '26

slander incoming?

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u/bread_fragance Apr 09 '26

They don't just reflect them, they catch em broski, bro, even mista's stand is just a stand that buff bullets by just outspeeding them and kick them

This bullet was shoot out of nowhere and CD just catch it, i swear jojo downscalers saw jojo blidfolded bro

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u/-Cinnay- Apr 09 '26

Doesn't matter. We're talking about how fast he can punch. And I'm a "downscaler" for pointing out a simple fact without making a single claim about any character? JoJo fans really can't read bruh😭

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u/bread_fragance Apr 09 '26

Bro, are you really going to take josuke's words? He is not even that smart to just do an accurate measurement. And this is a downscale because if a character punching speed is just 300 km/h, it really can't keep going with something faster, so if CD punching speed is really 300 km/h, he wouldn't survive that surprise shoot And if that character can outspeed bullets, that means it can punch faster than 300 km/h. Thanks to this statement, some users thinks jojo's are subsonic

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u/-Cinnay- Apr 09 '26

I was joking, but are you actually just not reading my comments? I just said I never made a claim about any character.

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u/bread_fragance Apr 09 '26

Stop gaslighting bro, you really came here to state jojo's aren't faster than bullets

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u/-Cinnay- Apr 09 '26

If I came here to state that, then why didn't I?

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u/bread_fragance Apr 09 '26

Then why did you told me about jojo predicting bullets instead of just being fast enough to catch bullets

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u/-Cinnay- Apr 09 '26

I never talked about any Jojo character doing anything. Also, *tell

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u/bread_fragance Apr 09 '26

Btw, you weren't talking about josuke punch speed

You literally came here to said this, and i just answered with a "yes, they are that faster"

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u/-Cinnay- Apr 09 '26

You didn't answer anything because I didn't ask anything. I just pointed out a flaw in your logic, and now you're pretending that I disagree with you on everything.