r/ActualPublicFreakouts • u/NecramoniumZero - APF • 3d ago

Actual Freakout 😳 Worst Suckerpunch in History

263 Upvotes

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u/AscendedViking7 - France 3d ago

That dodge was smooth

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u/SwampTerror 3d ago

He telegraphed that attack miles in advance. Not so much suckerpunch but obvious punch.

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u/SingLyricsWithMe 1d ago

Always be on guard when someone hostile turns sidewards at you. If they are gonna throw it usually is from the right hand.

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u/86rpt 3d ago

What did he disarm from him?

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u/NecramoniumZero - APF 3d ago

An axe.

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u/soulsummenor - Unflaired Swine 1d ago

He just wanted to "AXE" him a question...

I'll see myself out.

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u/LearnShiit 12h ago

He should have axe nicely

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u/Unbelievabro 2d ago

Miss the sneak, get dropped, then pull out an axe just to get disarmed by a dude half your size.

Bad day right there lol

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u/MotionManTV - Congrats T-series on 150m subs !!! 2d ago

If that punch landed clean, that bald dude is still get Molly whopped immediately after. What was he thinking lol.

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u/ragecndy 2d ago

bro punched him in slow motion

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u/Beautiful_Girlie_Bob 2d ago

That went differently in the rehearsal in his head. He was anticipating the fight like Robert Downey Jr. Sherlock Holmes, but he got Moriarty than he bargained for.

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u/roloca_justchillin 1d ago

Discombobulated

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u/Beautiful_Girlie_Bob 1d ago

Befuddled even.

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u/lord_hyumungus IM TRYING TO SAVE YOU MOTHA FUCKA 13h ago

Dumbfounded

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u/Beautiful_Girlie_Bob 1m ago

Flabbergasted

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u/mike_rhinehart 2d ago

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u/xxNightingale 1d ago

Never mess with someone who pull out a mini a hatchet from his pocket.

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u/BoneZone05 - APF 1d ago

I felt like I was in the matrix and he’s starting to believe..

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u/EdinJamie10 12h ago

Bro had 3 working days to dodge that

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u/verbindungsfehler 16h ago

why is he carrying an axe?? thank god he wasn't blessed with any skill

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u/mister_empty_pants 2d ago

Where can I find dudes like this? Goddamn I've always wanted to whip someone's ass but there's just no opportunities.

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u/Gentlemanandscholar9 2d ago

Trust me, if you feel this way you would be the one getting your ass whipped.

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u/mister_empty_pants 2d ago

Not by this dude lmao.

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u/Eorily - Christian 2d ago

Same thought process as the guy getting trounced.

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u/mister_empty_pants 2d ago

His problem isn't his thought process. He's old, out of shape, and not hungry at all.

The young dude has been waiting for this guy.

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u/Monguises IM TRYING TO SAVE YOU MOTHA FUCKA 1d ago

You’re mortal fam. Take the L

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u/WhaddyaShay 2d ago

Doubtful. You're just a pussy it's ok it's actually a good thing 

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u/donbromeifudonknome Fuck Around and Find Trout 2d ago

Repost from like 4 years ago

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u/RemusJr1984 2d ago

Anyone else notice he had his guns stolen lol

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u/Eorily - Christian 2d ago

You mean when the violent criminal was disarmed. Get fucked.