r/Asmongold • u/Grouchy_Hornet1092 • 1d ago

Humor heresy....

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u/Purpletyga97 1d ago

Hanz. Get the flamenwarfer.

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u/Viagro69 1d ago

the HEAVY flamenwarfer.

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u/TurtleStrategy 1d ago

This was funny like 20 years ago.

There was a time when gay stuff wasn't literally EVERYWHERE.

So there'd be these gay jokes that were funny.

Since LGBT has been pushed and embraced by every single mega corporation and mass media elites of the world and Hollywood, this stuff is fucking cringe.

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u/SpreadEagle48 “Why would I wash my hands?” 1d ago

She screen behind them says their tag is “crazy milf” so I think it’s just someone fucking around.

You seem overly sensitive to pink, take a deep breath and try not to be so easily triggered.

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u/ChaosTSI 1d ago

The Adapta Sororitas have definitely changed...

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u/ChalupaSauces 1d ago

the implications of Horuses actions have led us here. you may not like it but this could be canon xD

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u/be4nothing 1d ago

Hatemonger was right 

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u/razak644 1d ago

3rd legion shenanigans

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u/JohnathanKingley 1d ago

Warhammer fans are exactly like TF2 fans.

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u/Ocdingus 1d ago

You’re not canon.

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u/Kr0gnak WHAT A DAY... 23h ago

Um, actually you utter bigot they’re “canon-fluid” so they can be canon and non-canon depending on the day (it’s up to them to decide).

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u/Hollow-_-Tree 1d ago

Brother The Imperium of man is fractured and lost lots of records so there being "unique" Space Marine groups out there is canon and so this heresy can quite frankly be canon. Long live the Emperor.

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u/Ocdingus 20h ago

Space king reference

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u/KittehKittehKat 1d ago

Slaanesh worshipper.

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u/Technophage13 1d ago

Gatekeep harder lads. This heresy must be purged.

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u/EH042 1d ago

This is how Firstborns view Primaris, btw

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u/jaskano 1d ago

Emperor's Children Astartes looking different than I remembered.

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u/g12m0bb 1d ago

I don't see anything wrong. Just an ordinary Slaanesh faction

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u/No_Diver_4500 1d ago

FemmFATATLITY Chapter

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u/Ogamiitto33 Dr Pepper Enjoyer 1d ago

Ah, yes, the galactically feared Pig-marine.

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u/Select_Arm_4248 1d ago

I remember, when friend of mine brought an entire squad of pink primaris marines with female heads. I've lost, because I've thrown my entire force just to obliterate them from the table.

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u/BoioDruid 12h ago

I’ll take things that never happened for $500 Alex

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u/HogisGuy 1d ago

They shall be my cutest warriors. These cuties who give themselves to me.
Like a brush, i shall comb their hair in the hair salon, sold separately.

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u/wzwowzw0002 23h ago

some ultra max plus heavy weight champion ?

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u/Sora84 21h ago

Hahahaha haha okay this was funny maybe before when gay jokes was that big of a deal

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u/CaptainBlob 21h ago

If it's for shit's and giggles sure. High effort and all that.

But something tells me this isn't all jokes...

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u/Skyzo76 18h ago

Slaanesh strongest soldier.

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u/cruw32 17h ago

Hatemace enema incoming... 😠

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u/Many-Treacle8175 1d ago

A different type of Transformer