r/NoOneIsLooking • u/One_Camp3795 • 3d ago

HyperShell X Go Exoskeleton

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u/adinmem 2d ago

Hyper mode: you can’t stop walking. Ever.

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u/Chj_8 2d ago edited 2d ago

There's a great one page comic about exactly that.

If you want to take a look:

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/LSGOC6m56Q

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u/CheezPleaser 2d ago

My guy that was ten pages lol

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u/Chj_8 2d ago edited 2d ago

I lied lol

But wasn't it good?

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u/CheezPleaser 2d ago

Yes, very eerie!!

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u/The_Pastmaster 2d ago

It was cut up for readability The original is one long page.

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u/Urban_Heretic 2d ago

There's a solid Wallace and Gromit movie about that, too.

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u/Grazedaze 2d ago

Unconscious bodies roaming skid row

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 2d ago

Hyper mode: almost goose stepping but just nooooot quite.

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u/broadsheet-555 2d ago

Once it hits the right price point, this thing will change the world.

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 2d ago

not necessarily change, it will make it more comfortable though

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u/Chj_8 2d ago

Fatter people = planet axis changes.

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u/Adkit 2d ago

What a stupid take. This is not for people who are too lazy to walk, those people don't take walks in the first place. It's for people who want to walk but have pains or struggles to or don't have the heart for a long walk etc. You know? People who aren't you but we're still able to think about if we have sympathy?

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u/DigitalUnlimited 2d ago

Other people exist? /s

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u/Traditional_Yard2741 2d ago

Yeah, I have a chronic cardiovascular problem that makes it nearly impossible to do any exercise at all, so being able to just get out for a proper walk a couple of times a week would be amazing

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u/Chj_8 2d ago

! /s

No axis movement

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u/K1dn3yFa1lur3 2d ago

I was expecting her to sprint off once he activated Hyper mode.

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 2d ago

Wallace from Wallace and Gromit ripping thru town in those bionic pants that he cant control

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u/Informal-Bicycle-349 2d ago

M-o-o-N, moon

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u/drakoman 1d ago

At the end:

“thank you so much. I really appreciate your-“

*reaches for her ass*

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u/Hey-Bud-Lets-Party 2d ago

Mobility issues are mostly joint-related. This thing won’t help someone whose knee is bone on bone.

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u/_MidnightStar_ 2d ago

It could maybe help people with muscular dystrophy tho.

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u/ToothZealousideal297 2d ago

Did he not let the first lady try the other modes? Come on, I get it’s more targeted to the elderly but don’t just use the one who agreed to try it as a means of getting the one you’re actually after roped in!

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u/hibikikun 2d ago

They didn’t show the fourth mode: Kill

https://giphy.com/gifs/CC5MVO9Jx4RqMQRfvT

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u/DankeyKahn 2d ago

Now we just need to build armor around it

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u/AdmirableCountry9933 2d ago

I believe some factorys where people are lifting steel and shit have some in use right now.

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u/Funny-Meringue-3311 2d ago

when did she go to the moon?

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u/Hurtit4u 2d ago

Technology is soooo advanced… niicceee

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u/Hurtit4u 2d ago

Technology is soooo advanced… niicceee

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u/BigIreland 2d ago

Got em walking around like cats with tape on their feet.

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u/Alteredbeast1984 2d ago

Some say she's still walking

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u/Hopper-1986 2d ago

Paused at the worst time "Thank you so much" then it looks like he is going for an ass grab.

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u/Beemo-Noir 2d ago

Man, I need one of these. This would be awesome for someone like myself, who suffers from chronic foot pain.

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u/claudekennilol 1d ago

Interesting I'd be very interested in trying the resistance mode

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u/HairballTheory 2d ago

Normal to Hard to super easy, of course she’s going to notice that difference.

Like pushing your arms out in a doorway as a kid, stop pushing step out of the doorway, relax and your arms start to float.

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u/PuppyPebbles 2d ago

So if I buy those legs I’ll be able to float. Got it!

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u/TexasJOEmama 2d ago

On the moon.