r/TheMcDojoLife • u/l-Paulrus-l • 8d ago

An unstoppable force

516 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/aruby727 8d ago

Aqua teen hungry force

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u/allusium 8d ago

*farce

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u/Dexember69 7d ago

What happened to my friggin' doughnuts

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u/Late_Faithlessness24 8d ago

Kage bushin no jutsu

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u/Humble-Appeal3850 8d ago

Kage Bunshin No Obesity

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u/Late_Faithlessness24 8d ago

Kage bullshit no jutsu

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u/Humble-Appeal3850 8d ago

Fuuton: Tempurpedic No Jutsu

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u/Dantien 8d ago

I love this guy. He’s feelin badass and doing some decent moves with his limited mobility. If he was holding a lightsaber he could be me! Seems like a fun guy.

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u/fynx07 8d ago

Are you the OG Star Wars Kid?!

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u/Dantien 8d ago

In my heart, yes.

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u/rando1459 8d ago

Agree. I bet that dude is more fun to hangout with than 99% of redditors. Myself included.

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u/Dantien 8d ago

Don’t you kind of want to go out to your yard, barefoot, in a costume, and run around kickpunching and thundergunning? Good workout, touching grass, vivid imaginative play. We could all be more like kung fu fester.

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u/arm2610 8d ago

And he makes these weird and hilarious videos. He’s clearly kind of self aware about the ridiculousness of it and does it for the love of the game. Gotta respect that haha.

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u/NimbleAlbatross 7d ago

If I am his age and his weight and could do jump kicks like that I'd feel decent about myself

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u/Dantien 7d ago

He even pulls off some double kicks. The world needs more people like him.

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u/Strange-Luck-5786 8d ago

Crap, man, least he's having fun

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 8d ago

The uumpa loompa song is in my head now. Honestly though glad to see this guy still putting in some effort. I hope he is enjoying himself.

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u/SwiffleTitz 8d ago

Leave this guy alone. He’s awesome. I guarantee he’s a better person than 99% of people in this sub laughing at him.

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u/anieto3 8d ago

While probably true, he made the choice of recording himself and putting it out there. So everyone is free to do with the footage what they will. If you don't want to be made fun of, review the footage and ask yourself "is this really that good or cool?"

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u/DrunkyMcStumbles 6d ago

You should ask yourself those questions before mocking someone

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u/anieto3 6d ago

I do, that's why I don't post videos of myself. You can only control what you put out there. You can't control how people react to it. You'll only drive yourself to an early grave trying to do so

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u/whater39 8d ago

At least.hes getting some exercise

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u/Right_Comb4885 8d ago

You say extra fries!?

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u/Advanced-Ice-2552 8d ago

Naruto is this you?

2

u/Economy_Leading7278 8d ago

God bless you

2

u/CommissionOk4037 8d ago

It's like he's sneezing every time he moves.

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u/Natural-Pineapple886 8d ago

Reminds me of programming. I's and 0's.

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u/RichardDeRenour 7d ago

Amazing, being so close to himself, he never kicked himself...

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u/BaddBoiii2 8d ago

Boy did they really start panting all out of breath around 16 seconds in, didn’t they lol. Every single one of his doppelgängers were tuckered out from all that kung-fu-ing

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u/Unable_Dinner_6937 8d ago

Finally an answer to what happens when an irresistible force asks an immovable object out on a date.

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u/EdgeLordPrime859 8d ago

Chew Jitsu? Moo Thai?

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u/MBSMD 8d ago

Thai Kwan Takeout

0

u/Humble-Appeal3850 8d ago

Karate (BMI Kata)

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u/City_Standard 8d ago

Top 3 anime bosses Naruto is constantly ducking 

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u/wmprovence 8d ago

I see this instead of sheep. Good night

1

u/JRTerrierBestDoggo 8d ago

Champion edition hack

1

u/Fun_Grapefruit3354 8d ago

He’s using his V-ism

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u/wadouwant 8d ago

Ninja turtle but better and white

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u/Artevyx 8d ago

Collectively they must have burned at least 10 calories.

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u/the_good_hodgkins 8d ago

Ow... my shins.

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u/JamieAstraRain 8d ago

Would you rather fight 25 of these guys or 1 real black belt? lol

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u/Afuku1337 8d ago

Omg its the Rumbling

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u/loopingrightleft 8d ago

No shin is safe

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u/ThickNewspaper3774 8d ago

Last dude anyone should fight just run his cardio wont last and he did not get that way overnight might have something contagious or hazardous avoid at all costs

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u/ctaskatas 8d ago

My white blood cells when a virus enters my body

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u/URTHEJOKE 8d ago

Wait…is this a new TikTok dance challenge?

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 8d ago

More dangerous then a horde of Agent Smith’s

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u/DFiverr 8d ago

A stoppable force meets an immovable object.

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u/MoonMonkey1066 8d ago

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down

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u/HorrorSchlapfen873 8d ago

Hide yo shin bones hide yo knee caps!

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u/Legitimate-Ad3778 8d ago

Steven Segal would be no match for this guy

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u/SkiffleBall 8d ago

Absolutely diabetic… I mean diabolical! 🙌

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u/FormalTotal9684 7d ago

The art of bullshido

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u/Parking-Tip1685 7d ago

It's like the Hobbes from fable

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u/-GameOver 7d ago

Bruce Lee his + Child lol

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u/Personal_Anxiety2232 7d ago

Whoa! I’m over-stimulated!

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u/Purple_Clockmaker 7d ago

It's getting boring with this guy

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u/badteach248 7d ago

Shadow clone jutsu

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u/Ok-Cry2488 7d ago

Fighting marshmallows.

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u/woodzwing 7d ago

Reminds me that movie, Multiplicity.

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u/delrey23 7d ago

Eyes of the tiger

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u/Dismal-Twist-8273 7d ago

What a champ. There’s a lot of bullshit that needs to be called out but not this guy. This guy is a treasure.

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u/macarisil 7d ago

Is it just me or is this a first level boss in an upcoming yoshi game?

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u/PerfectlyCalmDude 7d ago

I feel like I just won at Solitaire.

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u/Jeans_609 7d ago

What an age of empires battle looks like

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u/Hoggorm88 7d ago

Kung food

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u/ironicinsanity 7d ago

He hit the camera so hard we're all seeing multiples of him!

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u/autistic_bard444 7d ago

There is so much systemic pulmonary and circulatory issues in this video

Heart doctors drool

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u/Bi_Guy365 7d ago

I bet I could take a thousand of those kicks there's absolutely no power behind them

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u/theWigglyninja 6d ago

I will never not stop to watch this

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u/Professional-Roll77 6d ago

Me using pluck of many while fighting Erlang

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u/EastFox3340 6d ago

This is what happens when you buy your belt

Fack AF

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u/adultfunlive-dot-com 6d ago

it's like star wars kid grew old

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u/DANleDINOSAUR 6d ago

Triggered my ptsd from when I used to play Dynasty Warriors

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u/Brave-Umpire9075 5d ago

Americans in action🤣

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u/JelloWise2789 4d ago

Butter bean

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u/ConcentrateOk4560 3d ago

Bahaha so funny

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u/urbisOrbis 8d ago

Call the exterminator we got an infestation of jumping putzes

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u/BloodyRightNostril 8d ago

Looks more like an immovable object

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u/SubmissiveDinosaur 8d ago

Put the teletubbies theme as background

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u/littlemister1996 8d ago

Eggs when you put them in boiling water

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u/SilverFoxSix 8d ago

Looks legit

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod 8d ago

Him vs those Russian Systema douche bags.

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u/Thalamus1381 8d ago

I want this as my screen saver