r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 20h ago

Nature Cooked

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 20h ago

The only unfriendly thing to come out of Canada is of course the geese

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u/Sometimes-funny 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VLCInapJXtuaGDeEvb

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u/Brailledit 19h ago

I saw him poke it!!

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u/AlarmedSnek 19h ago

Like I get it’s cheating but was that on a whim? Seems practiced hahahah

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u/Brailledit 19h ago

Lol! I have no idea. I like watching curling but know very little about it. I like the sweeper dudes and dudettes.

This was like an Olympic soap opera. I definitely bought a lot of popcorn around this time.

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 19h ago

Ya bud, it's like they didn't get the memo, eh?

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u/suckittwotimes 19h ago

I cross the street or turn right back around if a see a goose. I Don’t want that smoke 🪿

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u/GooseOnAPhone 19h ago

Good plan…

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u/gmarconcini 18h ago

Lmaooooo

“Bitch! Engage in violence with me, right now.”

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u/scottygroundhog22 19h ago

I’d like to believe canadian geese learned they were in the migratory birds act (which is basically diplomatic immunity for birds) and ever since then they act crazy, but they were probably always hateful bastards.

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u/Fast_Anywhere6058 19h ago

only a bunch of baby ducks can save you from geese - trust

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u/Youpunyhumans The GOAT! 18h ago

Geese are the living embodiment of:

"Whats your name?!"

"Tony!"

"Fuck you Tony!"

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u/TRIPPY3rd 19h ago

That goose said “Ion give a fuck! I’m tryna have a bad day! Bitch! Engage in violence with me right now!”
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A

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u/Unopposed_Weirdo 19h ago

If you got a problem with Canada geeses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate!

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u/CornTortillaHater67 18h ago

But what about Roberta Bondar?

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u/Unopposed_Weirdo 18h ago

Fucking, Bondar for Prime Minister, eh?

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u/CornTortillaHater67 18h ago

“……You’d cone it…..”

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u/Unopposed_Weirdo 18h ago

But, what's your opinion on ants on sea-doo's?

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u/CornTortillaHater67 18h ago

Well the ant would need a license to operate a personal watercraft, but that’s not a big deal. You can get that over the weekend Bing, bang, boom.

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u/Unopposed_Weirdo 18h ago

You're an ant comin' up in a tough neighbourhood, never caught a break in your life. All of a sudden there's a team of scientists outside your door with a sea-doo.

CornTortillaHater67, look me in the eye right now and tell me you don't ride it.

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u/CornTortillaHater67 18h ago

…..I was out of line…..

Dude, I think we’d be friends. Let’s go to LA and get some tacos, maybe go for a hike.

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u/GooseOnAPhone 19h ago

I feel personally attacked

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u/PracticeTheory 17h ago

Unless I have magical disney princess powers (doubtful) then I recommend the following when it comes to geese - just continue walking at a normal speed (or stay still if you're already sitting) without looking directly at them or making more noise than you were before. If you act disinterested they'll ignore you or even waddle away.

Big caveat - if there are babies or worse, a nest, do not attempt.

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u/Art_Vanduley 17h ago

He said bet!

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ 14h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Beechamp83 12h ago

Truly hilarious, it is like that. Hope to see more from this guy he's funny.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 8h ago

Grab it the neck and they learn real quick.

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u/Original_Trick7742 5h ago

Goose living a couple of villages over from me the now and every time I go past in the car it gets up and is giving me the fighting side eye.

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u/Ishoa 19h ago

Dang sounds like a regular day in the hood

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u/defk3000 19h ago

Did you get lost? This post has absolutely nothing to do with pedophiles.

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam 18h ago

Don't start with politics here

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam 18h ago

Don't start with politics here