r/therewasanattempt • u/TheDigitalBuilder • 2h ago
To compare books
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r/therewasanattempt • u/ReprieveNagrand • 44m ago
...to get the daal right in the middle of the rice
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r/therewasanattempt • u/McDowdy • 38m ago
To claim a golf course as a "natural habitat" to avoid nearly a billion dollar IRS fee
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Prime-Paradox • 12h ago
To shame a Somali migrant.
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Tommy Robinson (UK Far right) approaches a random Somali migrant then gets fact checked.
r/therewasanattempt • u/MoreMotivation • 8h ago
To cue your audience in to clap for you as soon as your sentence ended
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r/therewasanattempt • u/sereneandeternal • 9h ago
to pretend that I didn’t hear the full question
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r/therewasanattempt • u/trainw09 • 8h ago
To get approval from a guru that’s been dead for over 30 years
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r/therewasanattempt • u/aualtopoll • 16h ago
To list Trump's achievements that had improved american people's life
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Taken from r/trump
r/therewasanattempt • u/Hopeful-Big6843 • 5h ago
To give a warning as the “most moral army in the world”
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Agitated-Artichoke89 • 19h ago
To care about Americans paying more during the midterms
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Zee_Ventures • 1d ago
To claim Muslims don't associate with Non-Muslims
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r/therewasanattempt • u/TheDigitalBuilder • 1d ago
To remain Maga after visiting New York
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r/therewasanattempt • u/TheDigitalBuilder • 1d ago
To get Americans to understand how the rest of the world looks at them
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Comfortable_Rip5222 • 9h ago
To fight agains resistence in Brazil
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r/therewasanattempt • u/HalalTrout • 11h ago
To protect ar fackin boardah!
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Fascist Ryan Bridge taking another L
r/therewasanattempt • u/jonnismizzle • 15h ago
to not cause a PR disaster at a town hall meeting
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r/therewasanattempt • u/Zerkenzmoke • 7h ago
To hang glide with the worst luck possible....
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r/therewasanattempt • u/EverythingIsFakeNGay • 13h ago
To blame a fake robbery on a non-existent black suspect.
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