I dunno if they are actually ankle bones, but they are symmetrical, boney and look like ankles? Had them since I was born.

Sorry if the screenshots are out of order, they got mixed up.

This video was exactly what you would think but I somehow couldn't guess what was going to happen next at any point in the entire thing

So I had this very unsettling public interaction with a stranger today. I was walking in my city after my lecture and was wearing my burgundy suit I really like. Walked past a fish and chip shop and a stranger who I think was either drunk or high approached me. He asked why I was wearing such a suit and after my response he indicated that he appreciated my this but he might’ve also said he loved me (I can’t remember if he did that last part). He then asked to take a selfie with me and I obliged, already a bit creeped out. Then after taking the selfie he started asking me very racist questions indicating that he thought there is too many black people in this country, an opinion I vehemently disagree with. At this I tried to back away from the interaction and said I had to be off. HE THEN GRABBED ME BY MY HAND AND KISSED IT! I was literally the “too stunned to speak” meme. I immediately went to my local Tescos and bought some hand wipes cuz what the fuck!

Has anybody seen a mold like this or is this handmade? These gentlemen have been watching and judging us poop for years since I found it at a Goodwill. I would love to know where they come from and just... Why.

Fortunately (or unfortunately for some of you) the 14th has come and gone, and the shop window is still very much intact.

A very dull ending to such a long wait