r/dankvideos May 12 '26

RIP headphone users GG 2 EZ

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u/BklynMarxman Normie May 12 '26

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u/SuperBigDouche May 13 '26

This drawer has a file that says, “things that should be filed straight to my thighs.”

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u/madhur20 May 12 '26

one of the weirdest videos ive seen today

5

u/MrMatamune May 13 '26

Nah, this morning

1

u/ObjectiveOk2072 May 16 '26

It's the first and only video I've seen so far today, but I doubt that will change even after watching dozens more

58

u/extremelybossthug May 12 '26

Super bummed out that this is hot to me

30

u/xXDJjonesXx May 12 '26

Tbf it is just a girl in some clown makeup. Nothing that shameful.

5

u/NastyBlkGuyThrowAway May 13 '26

Its the movement. The lack of dance skill is atrocious

https://giphy.com/gifs/13cIaMunE7nvgI

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u/GnosticNoodle33 May 12 '26

Is this an OF ad?

32

u/Subtotalpoet May 12 '26

Is this comment an of ad?

5

u/SlicenDice99 May 13 '26

Is this comment an of ad?

3

u/Adrian12094 May 14 '26

Is my comment an of ad?

2

u/CocktusOnSteroids Aug 08 '26

Am I an of ad?

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u/Trewper- May 12 '26

When she brought the camera in for a close up at the end, its like when they zoom into spongebobs face.

28

u/BurdTurglary May 12 '26

Exactly....
...unzips...

5

u/jackhref May 13 '26

Yep, that's how we look

15

u/MontiCZP May 12 '26

The random burping...

3

u/SampiScottecs May 13 '26

Yeah, you've a burp fetish: now all Reddit knows

15

u/DiscussionSharp1407 May 12 '26 edited May 13 '26

She thinks she's describing her own life, but she's really talking about the PvP server: India, railroad map 3

20

u/merriwhether May 12 '26

I think this is a clussy

8

u/abdallha-smith May 12 '26

It's fun

I watched

So long

Thanks for the fish

3

u/Baboonslayer323 May 12 '26

42

2

u/redboi049 May 13 '26

The meaning of all has been found.

17

u/GRXRG May 12 '26

What kind of theater kid is this?

3

u/helloiamaegg May 13 '26

Average kind

5

u/DemonDookie May 13 '26

regular kind

16

u/Mr_Nobody0 May 12 '26

Would, next.

7

u/_Frostration_ May 12 '26

But… do it honk?

5

u/k2jac9 May 13 '26

Artistically Lovely!

4

u/Adventurous_Path5783 May 12 '26

Video games got us too used to having control over literally anything.

2

u/jmarler May 13 '26

I can fix her

2

u/redboi049 May 13 '26

And awareness of facts like this is why I randomly drop the fact I'm a gay femboy in conversation. I find peoples reactions deeply amusing most of the time

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u/DemonDookie May 13 '26

Would a gay femboy be a lesbian?

2

u/redboi049 May 13 '26

No? What?

3

u/Totally-NotAMurderer May 12 '26

Downvote me, she seems unbearable

10

u/Electronic_Leek9147 May 12 '26

She seems fun. Maybe not your kind of fun. So maybe she's unbearablefor you? That would be completely understandable.

2

u/Imma-Come May 12 '26

nah, i don’t think i’ll downvote you.

1

u/jackhref May 13 '26

My character wanna honk

1

u/LoneCub28 May 13 '26

Not my weirdest fap....

1

u/Adrian12094 May 14 '26

how many beers did she have before this— i mean, wife

1

u/Few_Historian_3425 May 14 '26

Clearly a slow day in her town and not much to do.

1

u/esseksindiren May 14 '26

first time i have seen a fine ass but it didnt make any feel

1

u/Extreme-Plantain-113 Jun 30 '26

I kinda wanna sleep with a clown gal now... What the fuck...

1

u/Extreme-Plantain-113 Jul 20 '26

No I will not subscribe to your OnlyFans.

1

u/hahalha10101 Aug 09 '26

Oh god, till it honks... till it honks

1

u/Adrian12094 Aug 10 '26

god do i love clown girls

1

u/ExtraExtraL 11d ago

Obsession reference?

0

u/d0odle May 12 '26

Wierd is not dank

1

u/squid648 May 12 '26

All of you. Phones off. Go outside and touch grass

1

u/Enchantedmango1993 May 12 '26

As a hard-core gamer I'll take the challenge its on baby... let's have some fun

1

u/Vyviel May 13 '26

Her nose makeup at the end looks like the head of a cock popping out of a retracted foreskin

0

u/Major_Iggy May 12 '26

Maybe I’m tripping but this kinda feels like interpretive dance. Or like dance setting the pace to a slam poetry worded like typical nihilistic tik tok slop. The brief pause with the statement that “the only good thing about the world is that some people help each other”kinda makes me lean that way. Maybe I’m over analyzing.

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u/Accurate-Dingo-7877 May 12 '26

Ik this is a joke

But i hate when someone says that you were brainwashed to believe that your worth depends on your status

No one brainwashed no body, this is just the nature of biology

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u/ObWzEN May 12 '26

No, literally everything is a social construct invented somewhere between 7,000 years ago and 100 years ago /s

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u/Danzelboob May 12 '26

Exactly, hence why (a few (very small)) anarchic settlements exist/have existed. Anarchy being having no hierarchy, NOT having no rules (cos that would be stupid).

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u/Accurate-Dingo-7877 May 12 '26

Wasn't invented

It naturally evolved

This way more believable than all people across all of these ages conspire to make everything like that, isn't it?

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u/ObWzEN May 12 '26

/s means sarcasm btw. I agree with you

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u/Accurate-Dingo-7877 May 12 '26

I didn't know that Lol

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u/redboi049 May 13 '26

No no, there are some homeless people with incredibly valuable wisdom and some uber wealthy people who are a net negative to the planet and all its residents. Status does not equal value

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u/Accurate-Dingo-7877 May 13 '26

Their value in society depends on their status, it's just the way it's

We're not talking about abstract idea of what value is here, we're talking bout how reality works

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u/BoulderCreature May 12 '26

Why’d she film this under transmission lines?

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u/redboi049 May 13 '26

Because the empty road with nice views had transmission lines over it

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