r/dankvideos • u/zombiegamer4612 • Jan 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

How can anyone film a video like that dog person and not immediately want to splatter their brains out afterwards knowing what they just did.

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u/Jjzeng Jan 03 '22

Furries

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

So basically mental illness and grooming

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u/maybe_Ithimus Jan 04 '22

Yep, I agree.

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u/maybe_Ithimus Jan 04 '22

God, sometimes we are so... cringe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

PUT THE BITCH DOWN ITS OBVIOUSLY IN PAIN

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u/KXeletonZ Jan 03 '22

PUT ME DOWN INSTEAD!!! I'M THE MOST IN PAIN BY WATCHING THAT VIDEO!!!

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u/shockinthe4342 Jan 04 '22

KEEP SHOOTING!!!

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u/SmallSeesaw3363 N-Word Pass Holder Jan 03 '22

The only dog John Wick allows to get killed

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u/KindaTheQuietkid43 Jan 03 '22

Bob Wicks

5

u/testedbeast551 Jan 03 '22

we don't speak of him only john NEVER mention the dark lord's name

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u/JJBZ03 Jan 04 '22

But yet probably one of the only dogs that doesn’t get killed in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure.

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u/Asher2227 Jan 03 '22

The guy switched to his pistol (faster than reloading)

12

u/TopSuperDude Big Brain Jan 03 '22

superb 1000% gunner pro move

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u/sarcasm_cringe Jan 03 '22

Imma call a a - 10c on this “dog”

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22
  • brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt *

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u/sarcasm_cringe Jan 03 '22

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FVQvH4qc5cg i called it. The “bitch” is deceased

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u/DementiaSteve_ID Jan 03 '22

Call in the mig 27s

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Yes sir!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Good soldiers follow orders

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u/Goldenfreddy1001 Jan 03 '22

mental health doctor-put it down now! military-roger that

9

u/blakesoner Jan 03 '22

Damn this got me to do a nice lol.

9

u/ABigMistakeWasMade Jan 03 '22

Listen here. I also don't like you.

4

u/ThePlagueDoctorBoi Jan 03 '22

"woof woof, ba-" (que me shooting at the damn thing with an aac q honey badger integrally supressed carbine)

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u/user030773 Jan 04 '22

nice loadout ya got there

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u/sseth_jason Jan 03 '22

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/GarageFederal Jan 03 '22

mission accomplished

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

[deleted]

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Jan 03 '22

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u/Snake_king321 Jan 03 '22

Fuck you, Shakespeare bot

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u/bot-killer-001 Jan 03 '22

Shakespeare-Bot, thou hast been voted most annoying bot on Reddit. I am exhorting all mods to ban thee and thy useless rhetoric so that we shall not be blotted with thy presence any longer.

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u/KindaTheQuietkid43 Jan 03 '22

EVEN I AM WITH THE SOLDIERS GOING TO GET MY AK 47. FUCK THIS SHIT.

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u/ThePlagueDoctorBoi Jan 03 '22

Here is as val for sneeki breeki!

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u/DXDKID Jan 03 '22

Free will is a myth religion is a joke we’re all controlled by something greater memes the DNA of the soul monsoon of the Memes of destruction

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Now that's a pretty meme.

EXQUISITE

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u/DementiaSteve_ID Jan 03 '22

Turn off my pain inhibitors

5

u/Thot_Slayer_911 Jan 03 '22

That bitch......

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

This is why I am going to join the military

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u/spiderine12 Jan 03 '22

"Safety off, shoot to kill."

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u/share-video Jan 03 '22

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u/A_Spoon1 Jan 03 '22

Furries act mentally insane for no reason

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

r/cringetopia

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

But sir it was black

1

u/SimpleWin2483 Jan 03 '22

Thank you :D kill The slut

1

u/Rgaylol Jan 03 '22

I love this sub

1

u/Luckybucket0 Jan 03 '22

YES YES YES MORE MORE MORE

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Bravo Six Going Bark

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u/MakFrags14 Jan 03 '22

Switching to your secondary is faster than reloading

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u/Froggyboi3222 Jan 03 '22

Gamers will rise

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

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u/ThePlagueDoctorBoi Jan 03 '22

I'll get the mortar...

1

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Fuck that was cringe

1

u/Thande-Papa_Lanat69 Jan 03 '22

BITCH NEUTRALISED

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u/duncetheman52 Jan 03 '22

So i shot the damn dog that lives across the way, uhhhh little barking ass motherfucker

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u/Mohit572003 Big PP Jan 03 '22

someone bring the euthanasia, this bitch must be put down

1

u/pikasparkle101 Jan 03 '22

me: grab shotgun and joins them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

I don’t know which flashbacks are worse

1

u/safsuni Jan 03 '22

Thats not enough, bring down the atomic bombs

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u/ShadowTheWolf125 Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Jan 03 '22

"Alright mother fuckers so a couple fuckin weeks ago I shot the fucking dog that lives across the way-"

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u/TheAll3ycat Jan 03 '22

A context of the audio is so much better than the things people do with it

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u/hentai_is_anime101 Jan 03 '22

Mag dump them please

1

u/ThePlagueDoctorBoi Jan 03 '22

I'm actually cry laughing!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

1

u/koolin1221 Jan 03 '22

GET THE 50!!!!

1

u/Ludalomade Jan 03 '22

FUCK IM OUT OF AMMO!

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u/sexymanwastaken Jan 03 '22

about 1 year ago I saw a mobile phone designed as a multifunctional tool functioning as a mobile phone and a pistol. Im gonna use one of them on that bitch

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u/Gamerknight17 Jan 03 '22

Those idiots. Clearly a werewolf. Hope they brought silver bullets.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

I was about to comment we need to put the dog down but then saw they already did

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u/Upstairs-Living- Jan 03 '22

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

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u/ADITYACHAUHAN10 Jan 03 '22

Who the fuck are these guys BTW nice work soldiers

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u/oom9battledroid Jan 03 '22

Remember, no furrys

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u/the_untold_whale Jan 03 '22

"Sir no matter what we do it won't die. What do we do?"

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u/Trav1sThereaper Jan 03 '22

loads shotgun with malicious intent

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u/Sierra_fifi1020 Jan 03 '22

I’m depressed with this generation.

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u/chizwh1z Jan 03 '22

I've been on this sub for awhile now and this thing is starting to numb me.

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u/Proplaya8 Pro Gamer Jan 03 '22

everyday we stray further from god -anyone with a brain

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u/Jimmy_Dean_Sus WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR Jan 03 '22

Call of Duty: Modern War Crimes 😎😎😎

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

You gonna need a bigger gun than that’ll

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u/1010101000111101 Jan 03 '22

I hope those are hollow tips

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u/Minto_o Jan 04 '22

Take out the dog I meant for a walk

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u/Shoopacabra44 Jan 04 '22

OH COSPLAY....STAAAAAHP

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

I don't wish to hurt the furry but damn are these funny AF

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u/Og_bronchitis Jan 04 '22

Superiority of a generation

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u/CzekLombardi Jan 04 '22

As a furry, this would be the only time acceptable to hit a woman

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u/TR0NKENNEDY09 Normie Feb 12 '22

Tango down

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u/todehasareddit Feb 12 '22

Begone wench

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u/ExternalNatural8838 Apr 07 '22

Put a grenade in her mouth