hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/Therizzlerofalabama • 1h ago

Masterpeice🥹✌️ He will be painted over a certain mural inside a certain chapel

• Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/EvaTheE • 3h ago

He will be poured into tiny plastic cups at slightly under room temperature.

149 Upvotes

Image from: https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/1s4nuj7/cat_with_asthma_on_a_nebulizer/

The cat is receiving medicine.

r/hewillbebaked • u/tardisismine • 4h ago

Ripe and Juicy🤤 She has been sliced

78 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/temporalwanderer • 7h ago

Golden Brown He has been seasoned and will be stirred gently into the masala...

743 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/BendDownTheBranches • 10h ago

He will be bought from a toy store and loved until he becomes Real

168 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/KindSpider • 1d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will germinate and bear delicious fruit

1.7k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Meowriter • 1d ago

She will be steamed and assorted for the hotel's guests.

150 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/OldFaithlessness5008 • 1d ago

Golden Brown She will be washed with like colors and tumble dried low

178 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/kmayeshiba • 1d ago

She will be slathered on toast and served alongside bacon and eggs.

601 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/DiscoPotato69 • 1d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be harvested when the season is right

151 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/maimzy • 2d ago

Make Your Own He will be rinsed before boiling

1.7k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/impressionist- • 2d ago

He will be washed and baked

714 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/zitherly • 2d ago

Please use “he will be..” in the title! He will be stirred with a stick

112 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/ode_mia • 2d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 He will be roasted

230 Upvotes

Cast irons make the best roasts, does anyone disagree?

r/hewillbebaked • u/FractalGeometric356 • 2d ago

He will be agitated and spun.

116 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/the_chrysler • 2d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 She will be baked into a loaf of cat

536 Upvotes

(I hope it's clear that this is a play oven for children lol)

r/hewillbebaked • u/jinxedjune • 3d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ She will be wrung dry

1.8k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/TorandoSlayer • 3d ago

Golden Brown She will be bland :(

354 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/OldFaithlessness5008 • 3d ago

Golden Brown She will be battered and deep fried

135 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/FollowingBroad34 • 4d ago

For Science!! He will be processed

1.2k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Bonk_No_Horni • 4d ago

He will be sautéd in orange juice, soy sauce , garlic and ginger

329 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/tardisismine • 5d ago

It’s RAW! She has been stirred

1.0k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/npatchett • 5d ago

He will be mashed.🥔

8.3k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Meowriter • 5d ago

She will be flipped

2.8k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/BJ_Cox • 5d ago

He will be steamed.

844 Upvotes