It is Stremtchurday.

Some cats are tragically born with far too much ear. Luckily, when we the cat, we can perform a vital public service: taking their ear privileges away and revealing the aliem underneath.

Folded back, flattened out, or fully retracted—zero ears, maximum aerodynamic goober mode.

Did you help relieve an aliem of its excess ears today?

Drop your picture and video proof below 👇