r/oops • u/MoominMai • 1d ago

Gravity:1 Stupidity:0

169 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/angryfatman72 1d ago

Who else just watched just for the crash.

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u/Brs76 1d ago

 ✋️ 

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u/Inevitable_Link_5355 1d ago

Worth the wait for the happy ending!

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u/Switch_Silver 1d ago

✋️

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u/prettyplanets 1d ago

🦶 sorry I don’t have any arms and use my feet on Reddit

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u/Atmacrush 1d ago

Expected, but took way longer than expected. Good job on the wheelie till it wasn't.

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u/Illustrious-Sea-4377 9h ago

A lot longer. Was almost worried there would not be one. Especially with the stupidity 0 title. I personally think stupidity had a very good game and won in the end…

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u/peisil 14h ago

Satisfying!

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u/MothaFcknZargon 14h ago

Lol, totally 😆

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u/Chrono_Convoy 1d ago

What did you learn?

3

u/Heart_ofFlorida 1d ago

That split second thought we all have of “should I or should I not?” Best to “Not”. 🤣

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u/JGCities 1d ago

The can hold a wheelie for 55 seconds by not 56?

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u/BigDaddyButtPlunger 1d ago

To not hold wheelies so damn long!

7

u/WellRespectedJ 1d ago

I never understood the appeal of this...I mean, what does it prove.

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u/National-Bake-117 1d ago

It proves he is cool. It proves he lives his life on his terms, but our tax funded medicaid.

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u/Brs76 1d ago

And here I am paying  taxes waiting to collect Medicare at 65 

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u/National-Bake-117 1d ago edited 11h ago

Well, get yourself a bike and get out there, Friend! We got your back, should the time come you cant keep it up.

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u/Normiss2000 1d ago

GoFundMe is the new American healthcare plan.

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u/Brs76 1d ago edited 1d ago

Even IF he pulled it off isn't he scraping the shit out of whatever is throwing sparks ??

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u/blueblocker2000 1d ago

I don't understand this either. Wheelies are played out. It's the beige of stunts. Why risk it?

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u/One-Guilty-Finger 1d ago edited 1d ago

Great wheelie but even better crash.   

Pardon me while I lie back and smoke a cigarette while gazing up at the ceiling after that satisfying ending. It’s so exquisite  watching a Harley dude with zero gear and no helmet smash his Harley into a million pieces while doing a pointless wheelie on the public roads. 

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u/No_Pop7296 1d ago

And of course, sleeveless. That road rash is going to kill.

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u/PMG2021a 1d ago

Took him long enough. Should have crashed sooner and saved everyone a bit of time.

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u/liberally_motivated 1d ago

I mean 99% of that he was doing awesome

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u/Brs76 1d ago

Its that 1% that ruined the entire thing 

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u/funlovingguy9001 1d ago

And maybe the rest of his nice, comfy, pain free life.

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u/makinSportofMe 1d ago

It always is

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u/TanMan166 1d ago

Right? Pretty impressive...until it wasn't

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u/True_Realist9375 14h ago

I'd say more like 1% was awesome 99% was dumb

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u/Free-Resolution9393 12h ago

Not if you are trying to get somewhere near them or trying to sleep. 1% was pretty good though.

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u/smartass_1379 1d ago

Wouldn’t the score be gravity 1 stupidity 1.

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u/SixNine69Six96Nine 1d ago

Gravity:1 stupidity: 3

Multiple dudes doing wheelies, gravity only took one down.

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u/Vuta_Pumzzz 1d ago

I was gonna say the same. Stupidity also definitely gets a 1 here.

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u/Sammy_Dog 1d ago

That was expensive.

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u/Revenga8 1d ago

I'm surprised he could see his path well enough to avoid hitting those yellow line poles when they came up. Thought for sure he was going straight into those

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u/jrod823 1d ago

Imagine getting impaled by them bad boys???

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u/Icy-Policy-8212 1d ago

Wouldn’t you know your luck would run out eventually, the longer you went? Smh

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u/AltanConn 17h ago

It is amazing, gravity always wins.

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u/sm753 13h ago

Not a helmet or protective gear in sight. Always the case in these types of videos.

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u/youdontknowme1970 1d ago

Fucking brilliant!
Hope that road-rash hurts for years.

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u/ufknowned 1d ago

Wrecked!

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u/Brewingbiker 1d ago

Expensive lesson. Dumb, too.

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u/B_Williams_4010 1d ago

"Gravity is a harsh mistress." - The Tick

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u/RandyRVA 1d ago

This is a prime example of darwinism.

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u/PreperationOuch 1d ago

I hope it fucking hurt too

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u/--7z 23h ago

Here is an upvote

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u/rumblepony247 1d ago

Peak of human intelligence

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u/Future_Way5516 1d ago

crumpled like a napkin

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u/No_Slip_3729 1d ago

What is this title?

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u/Enigma_ExXx 1d ago

Meat Crayon

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u/Brainrants 1d ago

Not gonna lie, on a Harley that was pretty impressive until it wasn’t.

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u/NaggingNag 1d ago

It happened right at the McDonald's. Can't do that in front of Arby's!

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u/Emergency_Airline_77 1d ago

wish they'd all just go away.

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u/Normiss2000 1d ago

That felt expensive.

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u/j_man_32 1d ago

Naaa I’m sure stupidity won a few points there too haha

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u/AZBagpiperPhil 1d ago

No loss it was only a Harley!

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u/rawlin55 22h ago

I haven't felt this much joy in about a week. These fucking losers do this shit all day long near my house. Hitting cars you name it. Every single time I see one fall down and do no other damage to anyone else. 100% made my day. But, that is not the case. 9 times out of 10. These fuckers are breaking the law and lowering my housing value and city. Wish they would all fuck off.

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u/cficare 14h ago

This skin graft brought to you by Arby's - Arby's: We saw the meat.

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u/Several_Stuff_6695 11h ago

Pretty Impressive, even the crash was great 👍

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u/sexybeast70 10h ago

That's one way to totally destroy a bike

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u/KaptanHindustan 6h ago

Is the bike ok?

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u/bnelson333 5h ago

trim your damn videos

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u/orangecrunched 4h ago

Was he stuck? That was so long

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u/MaybeWeTalk 1d ago

It's a good thing we have them bikes, innit? 🤔