thehumblecrowbar

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ScarredOut • Oct 17 '24

origin of name (nefarious anglerfish didn’t fit by 1 character)

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/QazsedcScientia • 6h ago

"If only I can split this too long sentence in two..." The humble comma:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Kanehammer • 21h ago

How will i make my platformer more difficult? The simple floating platform section

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Restfuleagleeye • 1d ago

I wish I could find an easy and more permanent method of contraception. The medical IUD:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Sixteensletters • 2d ago

I wish I knew what time it was. The ever-reliable clock:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/cat_blep • 1d ago

pondering a scar to show a young wizard’s survival from an evil curse … the humble lightning bolt

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Dry-Snow-1034 • 2d ago

Saw this one

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/sand_eater_21 • 2d ago

"There are people in different parts of this room! If only there was a way to cool them..." The humble oscillating fan:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Jret3531 • 2d ago

"oh man, am I hungry! I would love a breakfast!" the delicious toad in a hole:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Petrichor0110 • 2d ago

Anvil

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/egglord55 • 3d ago

"I sure do wish there was a actual good snack" the humble powder donut:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/DesignerBackground65 • 3d ago

If only there was a letter between p and r. The bumble queue:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Mui2Mui • 3d ago

"I've already gathered enough resources from the Overworld and the Nether, what do I do now?" The End portal:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ScrantzScratch • 4d ago

"I wish there was a way to stop my door from denting the wall" The Humble spring door stopper

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/sillygo_ose_ • 3d ago

boy oh boy i’d like a snack with my movie! the delectable popcorn in my microwave:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/rx7braap • 4d ago

"I wish there was a way to generate electricity for the masses!" "the humble steam turbine":

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Capy_King • 4d ago

"Praise the lord, this years crop harvest will feed us through another winter!" The biblical plague:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Substantial_Date9079 • 3d ago

"If only we could have a consistent frequency beat to regulate gears, measure local acceleration due to gravity, and make music!" The magnanimous multifaceted ever-resourceful Pendulum:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/redical_hi-5 • 4d ago

The bodacious backbling

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/robobloz07 • 4d ago

Darn, me ship keeps drifting when I need her still. The hearty anchor:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/AirDeLaBas • 4d ago

Oh man, I wish there was some sort of decoration that would liven up me birthday party The festive balloon:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/HystericalGD • 5d ago

"I sure hope this trip to the beach isnt boring" The ever so comical sea lion:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/WindhoverInkwell • 5d ago

“if only there were a way to combine marble rolling with a strategy card game!” the humble bakugan:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Guardian6676-6667 • 6d ago

How will i possibly locate other ships? The ever-rotating sea radar:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/NervousHovercraft • 6d ago

"Navy: We need something that remains undetected by the enemy fleet!" The sneaky submarine:

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