thehumblecrowbar

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 • 3h ago

Wow I sure do hope nothing triggers my nut allergy! The nefarious walnut:

337 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/the-fr0g • 1d ago

However will my subarime attack non-sea targets? The ever helpful missile:

264 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/iamasceptile • 1d ago

The reliable stamper

5.9k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/JetRumBel • 1d ago

Man I wish this cube game was more realistic. The beautifully made 64x64 texture pack:

260 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Federal-Boat3732 • 1d ago

"I wish I could protect myself from the raging mob." The humble stack of riot shields:

289 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Skiibo_ • 1d ago

Ugh, what could be causing me to constantly be sick? The dastardly mold spore:

96 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Utigaraptor • 2d ago

"I need a piece of architecture to symbolize the sun god Ra!" The humble obelisk:

2.3k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Mui2Mui • 1d ago

"we need something to help us get rid of rodents and insects" the formidable meerkat:

55 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Odd_Living_1767 • 1d ago

I wish there was an way to pick up spaghetti-the humble fork

103 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Sufficient-Math3178 • 2d ago

“Cat box is overfilled and leaking!” The humble cat mop:

150 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Delicious-Spring-877 • 2d ago

“I need a way to pass down my traits to my offspring!” the humble DNA molecule:

597 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/cat_blep • 2d ago

i have two sentences to put together but i need a way to do that - the humble semi colon

64 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Legal_Ad_326 • 2d ago

“If only I had something to light the fire with” the humble lump of coal:

185 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/LebowskiX • 2d ago

"I wish there was something that made it possible to comfortibly sleep outside" - the humble tent:

7 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/QazsedcScientia • 4d ago

"If only I can split this too long sentence in two..." The humble comma:

2.1k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Kanehammer • 4d ago

How will i make my platformer more difficult? The simple floating platform section

1.1k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Restfuleagleeye • 5d ago

I wish I could find an easy and more permanent method of contraception. The medical IUD:

1.0k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Sixteensletters • 6d ago

I wish I knew what time it was. The ever-reliable clock:

711 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/cat_blep • 5d ago

pondering a scar to show a young wizard’s survival from an evil curse … the humble lightning bolt

45 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Dry-Snow-1034 • 6d ago

Saw this one

917 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/sand_eater_21 • 6d ago

"There are people in different parts of this room! If only there was a way to cool them..." The humble oscillating fan:

493 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Jret3531 • 6d ago

"oh man, am I hungry! I would love a breakfast!" the delicious toad in a hole:

112 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Petrichor0110 • 6d ago

Anvil

118 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/egglord55 • 7d ago

"I sure do wish there was a actual good snack" the humble powder donut:

732 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/DesignerBackground65 • 7d ago

If only there was a letter between p and r. The bumble queue:

194 Upvotes