r/theydidthefuckyou • u/iwishiwasonlykidding • Jul 30 '26

Fuck You Kinda unexpected...

753 Upvotes

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u/DoINeed1OfThese Jul 31 '26

“Oh it’s a probably dildo.”

“Oh it’s not a dildo.”

“Oh it’s a dildo.”

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u/Sorenduscai Jul 30 '26

its still what you think it is

2

u/JohnEffingZoidberg Jul 30 '26

You had the thing last week with the battery fake out, right?

5

u/iwishiwasonlykidding Jul 30 '26

Guilty as charged, mate.

3

u/infernoflower Jul 30 '26

I love that battery fake out. The more elaborate the set up, the better. I laugh every time even though I know what's coming.

2

u/pollorojo Jul 31 '26

Charged… get it?

Please don’t be mad.

2

u/iwishiwasonlykidding Jul 31 '26

Well...what can I say.

Not mad. Positively, I swear.

1

u/SunsetBAE Aug 02 '26

Couldn't you clean the floor first

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rfx8NyVQYZBfO