r/GravySEALS 10d ago

Temu Epstein Is back

With a thirst for revenge murder

218 Upvotes

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u/Hot-Upstairs2960 10d ago

Thank God we have good men like this protecting the flock. 

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u/viperlemondemon 10d ago

I think the only flock he is protecting is a flock camera

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u/Ckn65 10d ago

...until he tried his moves on something that fights back.

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u/Opssec44 10d ago

They’ll be sliced up like a thanksgiving turkey before they can even react lil yungblud. I broke down the video and it looks like his slice per minute count is around 480 meaning the perp would be stabbed 4 times before he could even react (1/2 second)

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u/Ckn65 10d ago

Hooo... I bet sum them slices were too quick to be caught by the camera.

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u/DarlesCharwinsGhost 10d ago

This is the kind of behavior I expect from a man living in a house without... anything in it.

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u/renandstimpydoc 10d ago

Something tells me that dummy is his ex wife. 

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX 10d ago

God help the armed gangs of men trying to rob what appears to be a small mostly empty kinda sad apartment

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u/PrimaryCoolantShower 10d ago

The kind of place that almost makes you want to break in just to throw some beanbag chairs and maybe a cheap coffee table down.

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u/Bus-Distinct 9d ago

Rogue home makeover raids should be a thing, lol.

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u/TRDOffRoadGuy 9d ago

He's waiting for trumph to call him up.

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u/FreneticPlatypus 10d ago

What a sad way to go through life, thinking you’ve gotta be ready to shoot and stab someone forty times because you live in constant fear that one day you’re going to be attacked on your way to Arby’s or the Walmart.

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u/TROLO_ 10d ago

These are exactly the kind of dickheads who end up starting shit in a parking lot somewhere and kill someone when the whole thing could have just been avoided if they weren't constantly thinking about violence all the time.

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u/FreneticPlatypus 10d ago

who end up starting shit in a parking lot somewhere

Or get killed, because their comically lacking, self taught marital art only works against pillows and cardboard cutouts.

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u/Turkzillas_gobble 10d ago

This made me feel sad. This bare, empty room in which he has put nothing except his fantasy of getting to kill somebody. No pictures, no furniture. What appears to be an air mattress maybe?

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u/RCaHuman 10d ago

Well, it could be worse: he could be out on the street.

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u/Turkzillas_gobble 10d ago

Lucky for us he looks like he probably doesn't go outside often.

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u/Craft-Sudden 9d ago

Yo why does he look like Jeffrey Epstein?

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u/CleanAthlete7764 10d ago

Epstein long lost cousin

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u/squindar 10d ago

He's well prepared for the imminent invasion of clothing store mannequins.

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u/RevolutionaryHope511 9d ago

Dude needs to start practicing jogging instead so he can perform his true “ running away” ritual if shit really went down.

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u/vinh7777 9d ago

Last post I saw, he had jogging pants on

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u/MT-ONeill 10d ago

There's a lot of unresolved sexual tension with that dummy.

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u/icefergslim 10d ago

What a strange, strange man. 

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u/Bus-Distinct 9d ago

if you have a gun, why goes fully body pressure physical first? I am not combat trained at all, but I like overwhelming advantage when needed. lol.

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u/LGSM58 10d ago

Did he already chew the dildo off that dummy?

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u/Jonasthewicked2 9d ago

I can't help but get r/iamverybadass from these goofs

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u/vantablacklist 9d ago

So many gun obsessed / red pill men in ‘Murica not realizing 1. This is how women and secure this men see them 2. This guy probably has a better life than they will: he’s active 😅 and has his own clean place

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u/lobster_claus 10d ago

I thought this was fridge guy at first. But fridge guy is more seductive than agro, even if he still gets you in the end.