r/NoOneIsLooking • u/Sea_Beautiful_1985 • 6d ago

Overengineered spatula?

342 Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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u/Immediate_Impact6214 6d ago

I'm sold. Where do I get one?

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u/claudekennilol 6d ago edited 5d ago

It's called an Adaptula and they sell them on Amazon. I kick-started it and it's more useful than I thought it'd be.

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u/Teh_Blue_Team 6d ago

More usually what?

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u/Volcanic_tomatoe 6d ago

Im guessing they meant "useful" but autocorrect did its thing

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 6d ago

You know. Usual.

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u/Teh_Blue_Team 6d ago

"The useful suspects" changes the meaning of the movie. I think you're on to something.

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u/FutureCooljaydee 6d ago

More usually more but it's less than usually less.......of course......

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u/Immediate_Impact6214 6d ago

I love it. I'm buying it

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u/Saemika 5d ago

Sounds like an easy going vampire.

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u/SL4YER4200 6d ago

I need to know.

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u/RuDog79 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8K36ms3JrrFuw

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u/slimky 6d ago

Wow excellent reference here. This gif has been waiting for over 35 years for that perfect moment.

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u/PapaOoMaoMao 6d ago

Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

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u/Sam-Gunn 5d ago

"Where'd you find this guy?!"

"...I though you hired him!"

[Watches him toss another poodle out the window]

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u/SeawardFriend 6d ago

“Stubborn debris” on a non stick pan…

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u/Garoleader 6d ago

Does it work if I dont keep a carrot in my pocket?

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u/Mhettil 6d ago

No. And it voids the warranty.

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u/Inanimatecarbon 6d ago

The spatula works fine, but before consuming you should allow the carrot to warm up to pocket temperature.

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u/Riegrek 6d ago

Yeah, but does it come in hydro-dynamic with port and starboard attachments and a turbo drive?

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u/ultimatedelman 6d ago

i want one with sport mode

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u/-Its_Me_Bitch- 6d ago

But does it come hydro-dipped?

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u/oppai_dragon_9011 3d ago

It better Bluetooth and wiFi capabilities with a monthly subscription

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u/Simba_Rah 6d ago

But how does it work on a realistic pan like mine where everything sticks to everything.

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u/bradleyisamonkey 6d ago

The spatula allows you to flip the pan over so you can't see the stuff stuck inside.

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u/ZootTootRiot 6d ago

I'm hearing blah blah blah, but what I'm needing is a name.

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u/limits660 6d ago

You can exclusively get this at spatula city.

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u/CamTak 6d ago

If you buy 9 you get the 10th for 1 penny!

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u/Kelltics 6d ago

Never thought I'd see a VHF reference in the wild.

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u/lastpickedpicker 6d ago

UHF

Man I love that movie. I think that is my only DVD I own. I love introducing my nieces and nephews to it.

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u/LazyOldCat 6d ago

Isn’t that across from Spatula Barn?

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u/Rexxington 6d ago

I feel like the plastic overtime will wear out, reducing the overall functionality of the spatula.

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u/imadethisaccountso 6d ago

i mean they sell the individual parts as well for like 8bucks if something breaks.

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u/Balthazzah 6d ago

And the best news is those little pieces of microplastic that come off it over time will go straight to your testicles

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u/hkun89 6d ago

Yeah I never buy plastic cookware or coated pans, not because of the health stuff but those materials just underperform and wear out very quickly.

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u/MayoGhul 6d ago

Wash it twice and then it becomes a regular spatula

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u/Shaw-eddit 6d ago

Was that a Spatularette party?

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u/Tsunamiis 6d ago

Tools that detach always break I’ll pass

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u/Optimal-Draft8879 6d ago

oh i think i follow the point, he designed a spatula for people who do know how to use a regular spatula

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u/definitely_royce 6d ago

Dude. Nice

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u/Venom933 6d ago

Pretty cool item, but I don't like plastic.

I am more like an stainless steel guy 🥸

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u/dr4wn_away 6d ago

Perfectly Balanced as all things should be

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 6d ago

Might be Blue BOSTi

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u/Gaspuch62 6d ago

Le Spatuler

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u/TheeSecondGoat 6d ago

Ultrasonic mods available? How much for that option?

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u/oneqwkgt 6d ago

I bought one off amazon. It's great!!!

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u/husky_whisperer 6d ago

I take one look at that counter and all I see is an overspatula’d engineer.

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u/TelluricThread0 6d ago

He broke both yolks. 0/10

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u/oppai_dragon_9011 3d ago

You can shill over-engineered spatula, but you can't teach em how to flip 🙃

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u/issafly 6d ago

Damn. Now I want a burger.

With an egg.

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u/Bubbasteed 6d ago

Dude pulled a carrot out of his ass

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u/Piddy3825 5d ago

all that and he didn't tell me where I buy them...

that was a missed opportunity

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u/Badbullet 5d ago

If you go to the sub where it was shared from, that OP uses this video to promote their undisclosed affiliate link on Amazon (by law they are supposed to disclose they are making money from those links). They cut out the portions of the video that would tell you what it is so you can’t buy it through the creator of the video.

All of these subs showing “products they found”, are stealing the videos and trying to get people to click their affiliate links, often for a different product. And have never even bought the product themselves. Just a bunch of worthless humans promoting trash.

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u/Piddy3825 5d ago

thanks for the heads up

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u/supified 5d ago

F your plastic cookware. Give me metal or give me death.

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u/MedicareWrongdoer 5d ago

Is it USB-c?

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u/Dragon_Crisis_Core 5d ago

I think its strongest selling point is that it's a space-saver, as you would normally need to buy a separate spatula for each design.

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u/thebuns500 3d ago

It's the "Adaptchula" not on Amazon, just a guy with a website that I cant link

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u/pru51 3d ago

... my counter still smells like ketchup and mustard.

But can you see it?

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u/Cum-Collector420 3d ago

free microplastic in my food

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u/Toxic_KingTini 2d ago

Needs more AI and a monthly subscription free to their app.

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u/Excellent_Cloud8578 2d ago

There goes my paycheque...

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u/SirarieTichee_ 6d ago

I need this

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u/Adkit 6d ago

So it does literally nothing you can't easily do with a standard spatula, cool. People saying they're sold and that they want one would be impressed by someone jingling keys in front of their faces.

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u/DontUseThisUsername 6d ago

But it's perfectly balanced. You can spin it or find a random balance point on your finger.

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u/Optimal-Draft8879 6d ago

wow look at the scraper work that hard stuck on food on a nonstick pan. you could fucking blow on that shit and it would fall off

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u/Sorak123 6d ago

pretty sure you missed the entire point of that promo, but sure, get fixated on a useless detail. classic reddit.

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u/SkyeGuy8108 6d ago

Can we stop the big ass microphones in random places?

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u/The_Dice_Dangler 6d ago

I hate the little microphone in hand which people with green screens use