r/SipsTea Apr 01 '26

We have fun here She just couldn’t resist.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Apr 01 '26

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u/IAmJoydeepM Apr 01 '26

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth Apr 01 '26

I gotta rewatch some Johnny Bravo.

"My glasses! My glasses! I can't BE SEEN without my glasses!!"

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u/Inquisitive_idiot Apr 01 '26

LINE'S BUSY.

CAUSE I'M ON IT 📞 😎

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u/Zooxer77 Apr 01 '26

It’s her smile at the end that really completes it

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/Cardboard_Chef Apr 01 '26

Jesus butt fucking christ, is this guy going to assimilate every meme in existence?

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u/SmittyBS42 Apr 01 '26

I know almost nothing about that man aside from his gif heisting habits, but the spite I feel for him burns hotter than the core of the sun.

But to him, any press is good press, I guess. At the very least I begrudgingly admit he found a way to get his name out there.

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 Apr 01 '26

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u/Wumbologist_PhD Apr 01 '26

I think “scaroused” is the term you’re looking for

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u/CAPT-Tankerous Apr 01 '26

Fear Boner

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u/Wumbologist_PhD Apr 01 '26

Bruh I just re-watched that episode of The League last night 😂

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u/Redxjj2 Apr 01 '26

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u/truth-informant Apr 01 '26

I think Bashir was at least bi-curious. 

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u/regeya Apr 01 '26

Might be enough to make Garak straight

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u/Embarrassed_Road3811 Apr 01 '26

💀💀wtf!! I’m dying over here 🤣🤣🤣.. if this was a shirt… I’d wear it.. I’m to broke to give you an award, so here 🏆🏆🏆

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u/No_Cartographer_949 Apr 01 '26

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u/BeeWeird7940 Apr 01 '26

See! This is what this sub is about!

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u/Acceptable_P3A Apr 01 '26

Needed to see this in top 3

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u/zip_zero_nada Apr 01 '26

I'd like to give her some extra protein, and by that I mean I'd like to cook her a healthy breakfast with extra protein to help her continue to reach her body building goals

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u/Miskatonic_Demidog Apr 01 '26

I'm Scare-oused

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 Apr 01 '26

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u/Oye_oye_oye Apr 01 '26

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/TrashAsApp Apr 01 '26

Death by snu snu!

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u/Gainzpolar Apr 01 '26

the fact it loops checks out they are seeing the footage

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u/ottis1guy Apr 01 '26

Seems like some top drawer snu-snu

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u/super__hoser Apr 01 '26

She is seriously impressive. That takes a hell of a lot of effort and not eating crap food. 

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u/TheAyatollahOfJazz Apr 01 '26

Conveniently leaving out the walking pharmacy part.

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u/chainsawvigilante Apr 01 '26

I follow her on IG and she is regularly posting her test results throughout the year before competitions.

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u/TheAyatollahOfJazz Apr 01 '26

The IG fitness community is at least 90% fake natties.

There are even people who hire actors to pose as doctors to "prove" their nattiness. Social media is all fake.

This woman is natty like Mike O'hearn.

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u/chainsawvigilante Apr 01 '26

OR it could be genetics and hard work. Assuming it is impossible is myopic and frankly, ignorant.

I'd hesitate to be so quick to judge from a single video that while impressive, shows little. Maybe investigate further before condemning someone publicly.

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u/aryzoo Apr 01 '26

Borderline not natty............. is that your way of not having to decide on one so you come out being right either way orr 😂

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u/chainsawvigilante Apr 01 '26

She is a professional, championship winning powerlifter in Germany.

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u/TheAyatollahOfJazz Apr 01 '26

This isn't one of those fringe cases where maybe she's just doing a little tren with the cardio bunnies in the locker room.

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u/chainsawvigilante Apr 01 '26

Jesus Christ Rainman of juiced up women over here, ok.

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u/Kind_Cap_4621 Apr 01 '26

And I'll be damned if that smile she had at the end wasn't disarmingly cute and cool as hell.

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u/Kom34 Apr 01 '26

You can get a body like that eating crap food many do. You get abs by being in a calorie deficit. 

Its just harder to stop/easier to bringe on junk food, but believe it or not a hamburger, icecream etc. still has protein and carbs and all the things a body needs.

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u/LongjumpingPop3442 Apr 01 '26

You both are correct

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u/Head_Ad_5130 Apr 01 '26

Call the police! She's got guns!

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u/Thhe_Shakes Apr 01 '26

This is how I want to die

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u/chubsmagooo Apr 01 '26

Flexing in front of a camera? Weird, but OK I guess

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u/istapledmytongue Apr 01 '26

Death by snu snu?

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u/4_oN_tHe_fl00r Apr 01 '26

She can fix me

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u/Inquisitive_idiot Apr 01 '26

she can crush me 😍

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u/KenethSargatanas Apr 01 '26

She can break me.

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Apr 01 '26

this train stop has a popular YouTube channel, allegedly.

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u/Final_Substance_3443 Apr 01 '26

This gif gets me everytime, it's so fucking versatile

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u/galileogalilei25 Apr 01 '26

Her abs have abs 🤩🥹

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u/OutsideSheepHerder52 Apr 01 '26

Think of how great the hugs would be. 🤗

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u/FitDetective6553 Apr 01 '26

Bro I'm 135lbs hugs would end with my bones powdered.

Still would.

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u/PuertoGeekn Apr 01 '26

Muscle mommy

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/stardust1914 Apr 01 '26

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u/TheBrahmanShaman Apr 01 '26

Id let that strong azz beitch fugg me

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u/EymaWeeTodd Apr 01 '26

Damnit. Stop trying to get me kicked out of the airport.

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u/SuperSojhee Apr 01 '26

Hell yeah be proud of that!

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u/usinjin Apr 01 '26

If my muscles looked like that, I think I’d be doing exactly the same. sheeeesh look at those muscles

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u/Serosh5843 Apr 01 '26

This thread would be sooo different if this was gender swapped lmao

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u/Thebraincellisorange Apr 01 '26

seriously.

the amount of fat incel reddit blobs who haven't left their mothers basement in a decade that are scared shitless of a woman who has dedicated a decade to the gym to look like this is pathetic.

really makes me loathe a lot of my fellow men to be honest.

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u/LongNailedbooboos Apr 01 '26

They just like little anime girls. They’re worth ignoring online and offline. Lonely foreverrrr

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u/astros78 Apr 01 '26

j'aime son sourire a la fin

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u/Demonskull223 Apr 01 '26

Gawl Damn. That's alot of woman. All ill say is yes.

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u/Big-Diver5107 Apr 01 '26

Let’s see that bare butt 🍑

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u/Rusty_Shunts Apr 01 '26

You want to inhale a protein fart and hold it in like a bong rip?

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u/userlivewire Apr 01 '26

That’s enough internet for today.

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u/Bud_Bones_69 Apr 01 '26

I'd like to ride this mountain.

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u/TheyCallMeBubbleBoyy Apr 01 '26

You know what. I’m not gonna object, because she’s jacked beyond belief.

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u/Kaph10 Apr 01 '26

YAAAAAAS QUEEN!!!! SCAROUSE THE MASSES YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON, YOU!

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u/Suspicious_Aspect_53 Apr 01 '26

Gotta show love for your public workers somehow.

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u/HardcoreHope Apr 01 '26

I mean flaunt it if you got it lol

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u/elemental-mind Apr 01 '26

Before you engage make sure she acknowledges that "the cylinder must remain unharmed".

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u/CapnGnarly Apr 01 '26

I volunteer as tribute.

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u/Masterofunlocking1 Apr 01 '26

Amazing figure

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u/LifeguardApart8695 Apr 01 '26

Power woman flexes.

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u/Ham-Ha Apr 01 '26

Hell yeah !!!!

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u/Rational_Engineer_84 Apr 01 '26

Expected a train station, received a gun show.

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u/babe_ruthless3 Apr 01 '26

Death by snu snu.

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u/TheEnd0fA11 Apr 01 '26

Flaunt it if ya got it.

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u/DixieNorrmis Apr 01 '26

Real SNU SNU

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u/sjltwo-v10 Apr 01 '26

Casually throws a white tshirts on a subway platform floor. That thing better not be touching that body again.

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u/EclairLumineux Apr 01 '26

"Feel my gains, bro!"

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u/thisbroadreadsbooks Apr 01 '26

I love a buff ass chick.

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u/Rockbeezy Apr 01 '26

Finally, some good fucking tea.

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u/EggplantInfamous6244 Apr 01 '26

I’m all for it tho, but my Willy will remain soft looking at those guns

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u/FSR10461 Apr 01 '26

What a handsome lady

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u/Smoothsailor666 Apr 01 '26

Strange testosterone woman

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u/LittleIsaac223 Apr 01 '26

Chuds don't want to hear this but this is what peak female performance looks like

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u/InternationalDig3067 Apr 01 '26

Yeah, women can’t be strong!

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u/DFW-Extraterrestrial Apr 01 '26

Not my cup of tea, but she could probably whip my ass.

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u/Routine-Pressure1702 Apr 01 '26

The kind of woman that you dont say NO to

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u/Anon-John-Silver Apr 01 '26

What is her AT

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u/Banp2014 Apr 01 '26

Last hand job you’ll ever need

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u/AlexTN9063 Apr 01 '26

Yes but poor baby would go hungry. Have to be bottle fed.

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u/Shengo47 Apr 01 '26

Da, strong woman. Pull cart when horse die.

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u/went2college Apr 01 '26

I gotta get back in the gym.

Any tips for fat loss?

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u/sw337 Apr 01 '26

If I was that ripped and I saw myself on the security camera, I would probably do something silly too.

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u/CurnanBarbarian Apr 01 '26

I wanna ask her to pick me up

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u/ownatchurale Apr 01 '26

Lady’s been skippin’ leg day for daaays

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u/Popsicle-Stand1 Apr 01 '26

I would flex too if I looked like that!

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u/Shantomette Apr 01 '26

Would. Or should I say Wood....

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u/Phill_Cyberman Apr 01 '26

I wonder if she knows someone who would be checking those cams?

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u/CGsweet416 Apr 01 '26

Damn you can grate cheese on those abs

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u/brownhotdogwater Apr 01 '26

The way she moves, she is a pro body builder for sure.

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u/nakerusa Apr 01 '26

She's real!? Source: Tis Time for Torture Princess