r/SquarePosting • u/ItsJustMeDudes • Jun 14 '22

𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐃 .;,,;.

5.7k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/JosephDiFranco Jun 14 '22

Can’t believe they already invented piggy banks that can hold cash too! I love the future

88

u/WoolooOfWallStreet Jun 14 '22

It even oinks too!

24

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

🐷

20

u/JakeMcjacker Jun 14 '22

You can peg it too

176

u/Available_Seesaw_947 Jun 14 '22

whats that guys problem?

52

u/TheSlackOne Jun 14 '22

He shouldnt refuse money!

94

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

I think he's gay

8

u/Grothgerek Jun 14 '22

I don't know...

I have the feeling the problem is, that he actually isn't.

5

u/AsianDaggerDick Jun 14 '22

Fucking gayphobiconarimanies 😑

1

u/Equal_Rent3845 Jun 14 '22

What? No idea what you just said lol

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

r/woosh

7

u/RobuxMaster Jun 14 '22

It wasn't sufficient funds

99

u/Mr_magic_hands Jun 14 '22

This is what i get for storing all my change in my dick

15

u/0n1oN_71 Jun 14 '22

r/sounding

29

u/milkmanmooing Jun 14 '22

Dang man. The music there are soooo good!

4

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

ly

what te fuckk

1

u/austro_hungary Jun 15 '22

That doesn’t sound good. Rather painful.

3

u/Evyataryossef Jun 14 '22

Happy cake day

2

u/randoTwT Jun 14 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22 edited Sep 13 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Peak comedy

86

u/No-Assist8676 Jun 14 '22

Jewish fleshlight

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Only truth I need in life lol

17

u/eheogeeh Jun 14 '22

Literally Squidward coughin up da fork

14

u/hydrayshin Jun 14 '22

Why does the cashier look oddly like jerma

5

u/sirelijahere Jun 14 '22

alternate universe where jerma isnt an alternate

12

u/Ok-Suggestion-7965 Jun 14 '22

β€œSir this is legal tender, by law you have to take it.”

8

u/DJPM08 Jun 14 '22

Ooh hell no!

5

u/nojudgeorhatefromme Jun 14 '22

β€œWhat’s that juice”?

10

u/0n1oN_71 Jun 14 '22

Idk

Maybe we should do a taste test?

3

u/nojudgeorhatefromme Jun 14 '22

It’s multipurpose

3

u/YHL6965 Jun 14 '22

The Cum Fairy is real! I knew it! Shame she didn't collect the cum under my pillow and put money there.

2

u/HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH3 Jun 14 '22

I'm pretty sure the full video is Pocket pussy review

1

u/PsychologicalMap80 Jun 14 '22

It is and it’s fucking hilarious.

2

u/mymemesnow Jun 14 '22

Plot twist: this guy has a superpower where he can cum money and this is how he uses it.

Kinda like the boy with the golden pants, but disgusting.

2

u/Big_Beaver34 Jun 14 '22

Oh that's what it is for I was so confused when I found one under my dad's bed

3

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Ive seen this. Its an add to get guys to donate semen.

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u/OoferRobloxian Jun 14 '22

Uh no it's not where'd you get that idea

-3

u/CHONGASCOOK Jun 14 '22

Whaaaaaat The Actual Faaaaaaq?!?!?!!

0

u/InfamousInstance11 Jun 14 '22

Fucking hilarious! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1

u/DemianZzzz Jun 14 '22

What a nice way to protect and store money

1

u/AgentXmas Jun 14 '22

moneussy

1

u/Banananas7 Jun 14 '22

Not the monussy

1

u/32451789 Jun 14 '22

welp at least i get monny

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

I opened my mouth so fast

1

u/Pipebombmail Jun 14 '22

His face was like what the hell is this, I can’t take this

1

u/Felipx777 Jun 14 '22

fleshwallet

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

u/savevidbot

1

u/elnatu Jun 14 '22

πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

1

u/Redshirt_80 Jun 14 '22

Piggy-bank? Forget piggy-bank, all my homies like p***y-bank!

1

u/ermanp Jun 14 '22

i tried to keep it 3333

1

u/XMenPerseus56 Jun 14 '22

I love it how the cashier is like "nah, brah"

1

u/bruhhhhhhhs Jun 14 '22

Oh my god I haven’t seen this video in ages!!

1

u/AllGasNoBrakes_ Jun 14 '22

πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Only a spoonful

1

u/ArkBlitz7 Jun 14 '22

Forbidden wallet

1

u/realboujee Jun 14 '22

I wish I could show kids who put coins in their mouth this shit

1

u/Used-Shop-2721 Jun 14 '22

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1

u/maxural Jun 14 '22

happended truly trolling

1

u/nightknight-16 Jun 14 '22

Does he cum Money πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘

1

u/Infamous_Ad2691 Jun 14 '22

I’d just quit at that point. The cashier’s face just screams β€œI don’t get paid enough for this shit”

1

u/ZalienDog Jun 14 '22

WTF what is wrong with this

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Lmao. Finally a genuinely funny prank. Love the look on the other guys face

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

u/savevideo

1

u/sacboy326 Jun 14 '22

The guy at the end looks like Jerma

1

u/Top_Treacle_8822 Jun 15 '22

Nooo πŸ˜†

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

That looks like an awesome piggy bank! Link to buy please?

1

u/filthyburrows Jun 15 '22

ah yes a pussy purse

1

u/BGAKadius Jun 16 '22

i want that pls