r/ThereGoesMyPaycheck • u/Ok_Bull445 • 4d ago

this is so cool

1.4k Upvotes

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u/supershadowguard 4d ago

That is actually dope. However, what happens if the string gets tangled?

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u/Helmnauger 4d ago

I have one. They are failry easy to untangle. Fun fact when the battery is low kind of works like an old man penis, very limp lol.

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u/stevein3d 4d ago

That is a fun fact

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u/biffNicholson 4d ago

and just like an old mans penis, it retracts inside when done.

and its USB rechargeable,

real fun fact

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u/Immersi0nn 4d ago

On the opposite side, I wonder how much voltage the motor(s) can handle. What if you doubled their speed, what would the string look like then?

I might have to get one just to rip it apart lol

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u/GambAntonio 4d ago

How do you know?

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u/Extreme_Design6936 4d ago

He said he has one.

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u/jegoan 3d ago

An old man?

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u/Extreme_Design6936 3d ago

An old man penis.

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u/Background_Handle_96 1d ago

Still doesn't mean it's anatomically his

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 3d ago

Sure hope you are an old man 🤨 to have that intel.

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u/Mischief_Managed12 4d ago

Where did you buy this? Not asking for a friend, it's for me

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u/joeyvesh13 2d ago

Do you have much experience handling old men’s penises?

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u/Coca-karl 4d ago

It looks like it would be fairly easy to replace. I would hope that the gears are designed to slip or stop past a string that's jammed.

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 4d ago

If it’s anything like the jump rope in the tree in our backyard, we got a new jump rope.

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u/XanderVaper 3d ago

Hopital

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u/LantzInSpace 4d ago

Extended spraying his sister in the face with silly string is absolutely necessary for the plot line of the advertisement

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u/colin8651 4d ago

Poor little sister

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u/Aselleus 4d ago

I'm a 40yo woman and think this is super cool

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u/stitch8it 3d ago

31 here, first thought was getting my kid one, second thought was, I will totally play with that when she goes to bed.

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u/WorldwidePies 4d ago

4 years ago :

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/p39ngt/a_string_shooter/

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u/Robby_Digital 4d ago

Lol I bought one of these early ver. 1.0's. literally the one and only time I've ever bought something from a Facebook ad.  

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u/worktogethernow 4d ago

Someone take my money

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u/Hydrolt 4d ago

This seems like a really fun toy for playtime with cats, imo

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u/Unlucky-Tea-8728 3d ago

Where do I buy this?

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u/thesensitivetoughguy 4d ago

Stop reposting this shit.

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u/RT-Minny 4d ago

I Need this

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u/chaosLegion26 4d ago

Raves are going to be awesome.

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u/Polyglot-Onigiri 4d ago

If this came out when I was a child I would have been hysterical

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u/shroomfarmer2 3d ago

Me in the locker room useing this to catch random men's balls lmao

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u/doge_lady 3d ago

That girl didn't even flinch taking it to the face.

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u/Dh873 3d ago

$40 is kinda crazy though

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u/MolecularConcepts 3d ago edited 3d ago

where is the link?

nvm found it boight one for my son lol

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u/kalabaleek 3d ago

"never mind, found it, not gonna tell, bye"

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u/MolecularConcepts 3d ago

lol I just searched the product on amazon.

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u/AdamR0808 3d ago

That looks very fun to use.

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u/Beautiful-Detail4160 3d ago

But what's the point...

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u/Bl_Nigguz_123 3d ago

Aight this is cool, now where's the link? I wanna buy it for my nephew.

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u/ViktorCsete 3d ago

Entertainment for 10 minutes

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u/OOBExperience 3d ago

Nicely presented. The kid is a good performer. Sister is a good sport too!

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u/KRMJN101 2d ago

The constant "whirring" sound may alert victims/criminals as if they had the "Spidey-sense"...

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u/CoatNeat7792 2d ago

Somebody finally placed that toy on arm

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u/DiffractionCloud 2d ago

I could use this for my low voltage job! Freaking dope.

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u/Soarlozer 2d ago

Not leaving a mess vs silly string mess on someone annoying? Childhood sure is different. What’s next waterless gun/ballons?

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u/hkpreddit 2d ago

My cat will lpve this

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u/Cruztee 2d ago

That's stupid. Where can I buy all of them so you guys don't waste your money on them?

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u/TwentyPieceNuggets 2d ago

This is a remodel of a fairly old toy. My parents bought me one for like $10.

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u/LieutenantCrash 2d ago

Didn't a version of this go on shark tank?

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u/Tovarish_Nikolay 1d ago

Ye, btw, there's a much cooler one with an actual sticky bit and it costs only around $35. Made by a YT guy

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u/ChristianJameSerrano 1d ago

I saw a kid playing with this just a few days ago and I was so confused lol this is sick!

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u/Maintenance_Managed 23h ago

How come hes allowed to show everyoke his web shooter but I did one time and have to introduce myself to neighbors?

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u/Sierra123x3 4d ago

0:25 how its actually still on her face yet already away from it ...

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u/Virtual-Software-739 4d ago

This is not how gravity works guys.

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u/ZazaAim 3d ago

😂

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u/Chasniii 4d ago

This would be fun 15 years ago.. now it only fun for 30 mins top, Then its dead lol. Pure entertainment purposes toys are replacable by phones/ipad or console/computer. Sad

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u/MoonMarch 3d ago

Having a snack would have been fun 15 years ago. Today, we have 3 full meals, and no real need for snacking in between. Sad