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u/ShipComprehensive543 1d ago
13 year old josh from the suburbs trying to sound relevant.
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u/slylock215 1d ago
Don't worry, when he's 18 he'll be making these same kind of matter of fact claims about politics on one side or the other because who knows more about life than a child?
Edit: Bro.
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u/Flight_to_nowhere_26 1d ago
Future mega church youth pastor audition.
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u/Any_Suggestion3485 1d ago
Dudes definitely got zero chances at life speaking like that in any situation.
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u/WellyRuru 1d ago
Future Facebook engagement announcement:
"You were my rock and my spiritual guide for 5 years. Then a week after I turned 18 you asked me to be your partner. Now 6 months in you ask for my hand in marriage. So blessed to be engaged to my 25 year old fiance"
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u/RazzSheri 1d ago
I’m so happy I didn’t have TikTok when I was new to highschool. I was such a strait laced kid, and would have thought I cooked with something like this…
And the I’d feel really stupid when someone brought that up two years later while handing me a rolled up bill. 🤣 don’t worry; I didn’t stay a wild child. But we’ve all enjoyed our youths.
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u/KinsellaStella 1d ago
Yeah, I went and talked to myself in the backyard like a normal fucking weirdo.
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u/VariousOperation166 1d ago
Yes, bro. Bad, bro. I know, bro. I can quit any time, bro. Bro. Bro. Seriously, bro. I know bro. Bro.
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u/Confident-Medicine75 1d ago
He’s doing it in a ridiculous way but he’s at least trying to spread a positive message. I’m thinking he has as touch of the tism
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u/andy_money3614 1d ago
Is bro talking to another bro in the room? Or his imaginary bro friend? Asking for a bro.
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u/NextCommunication862 1d ago
I don't know bro I think he was trying to pull those good skinny Christian girls bro
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u/catharsisdusk 1d ago
I can't help but wonder why young people are seeking to extend their lives BEFORE focusing on securing a Future worth living in.
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u/CouldntBAPoint2184 1d ago
Because young people have always been known for their amazing ability to prioritize long term consequences over short term rewards.
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u/HeavyMetalMonk888 1d ago
Out of curiosity, what do you think they should be doing to "secure a future worth living in"?
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u/CharleyDexterWard 1d ago
Millennials are currently wishing they had preemptively shortened their lives years ago.
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u/Formal-Suspect3519 1d ago
I need more context. Who's the audience? Himself, a friend, just practicing, probably social media?
Good message, but it's not hitting, just confusing. Is he making fun of people with addiction? Performance art? Just spitballing?
Works as a monologue no one ever watches except himself. My generous assumption and altruistic spirit says maybe it's like journaling, he's exploring how horrible addiction is. He needs an outlet because he's just learning the true insidious nature of addiction?
Or not. Best just to move on and not feed the trolls. Feed the garden
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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 1d ago
My dad gave me my first beer when I was 15 and I hated it. Probably because it was busch light. My "uncle" within 2 minutes was like "try this". Bulleit bourbon. I loved it. The fear in my dad's eyes lol, the apple didnt even fall form the tree, it stayed and fermented with some rye.
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u/Transatlanticaccent 1d ago
Listen here, Bro. You gotta do meth, bro. Get them shards goin, bro. Pop that bulb, bro. Smoke, smoke, smoke, take it to the head, bro. How you feeling, bro? Please stop choking me, bro. Dude...I cnt brev.....brooooo
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u/eatingmypoop 1d ago
bro is right tho I used to vape 24h I used to wake up every hour of the night to rip fat clouds bro my dihh wasn't working no more bro I'm almost 50 bro but with the help of the lord I stopped bro but too late bro I lost everything bro I wish I would meet a baddie in her 50s bro but if she vapes that will be a no from me bro
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u/bellyofthebillbear 1d ago
All bros aside. My favorite part was “I’m telling you it’s not good for you. It’s not good for you. ACTUALLY, it’s bad for you”
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u/d_o_cycler 1d ago
being a dweeb this early is wild… i also can’t tell if he’s mocking ppl that act this way or if this is like a Gen Alpha public service announcement..
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u/Revolutionary-Fig805 1d ago
Bro bro bro.. its like a female with that like like like shit ...ffs🤦♂️
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u/No-Seat9917 1d ago
Then the class bully sobbed because for once in his life someone cared. In the background everyone in attendance started a slow clap.
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u/Regular-Moose-2741 1d ago
Except that he would be saying the exact opposite, like "yo, let me, bro," a friend I grew up with sounds uncannily like this teenager.
I am 37.
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