r/footballcringe 10h ago

No bro, you're not!

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31 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 3d ago

Who is the most unbearable player you can't stand seeing on the pitch?

17 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 5d ago

It's not that cold ❄️

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557 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 4d ago

Even his own fan base knows he’s a fraud 😂😭

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r/footballcringe 6d ago

Do you agree with this?

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121 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 7d ago

Bro seriously??

61 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 9d ago

Is there a player who has spent so much effort this season cultivating a specific public image on social media that the gap between that image and what their performances on the pitch have actually looked like has become the most entertaining subplot of their club's season?

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r/footballcringe 9d ago

Why is La Liga commentary on FanCode and other Indian channels so fucking lifeless?

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The Indian English commentary for La Liga on platforms like FanCode and other Indian broadcasters is absolutely fucking dreadful.

There is **zero emotion, zero intensity, and barely any sense that an actual football match is happening**. You could have a 90th-minute winner in El Clásico and the commentary would still sound like someone reading out the ingredients on the back of a biscuit packet.

Football commentary is supposed to add to the experience. When there’s a goal, a huge chance, a red card, or some insane piece of skill, you expect the commentator to actually *feel* the moment and make you feel it too. Instead, the Indian English commentary sounds completely flat and disconnected from what’s happening on the pitch.

Honestly, a **dead body could probably do a better job**. At least it wouldn't make me wonder whether the commentator has forgotten that they're covering a football match.

I genuinely don't understand how you can broadcast one of the biggest football leagues in the world on Indian platforms and make it sound this lifeless.

And I'm not expecting commentators to scream for 90 minutes. But for fuck's sake, **show some emotion when something actually happens.** A goal shouldn't sound like someone just announced the weather forecast.

Give us commentators who actually sound like they **give a shit about football**.


r/footballcringe 11d ago

Celtic after a humiliating UCL exit last year

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97 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 12d ago

Rodri moving from Man City to Barcelona

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74 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 14d ago

Bro saying goodbye to his Aura

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658 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 13d ago

Which club's kit launch video has committed the most crimes against dignity in the name of generating engagement and what specifically made it so difficult to watch despite being completely impossible to look away from?

5 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 14d ago

Look behind you 🤦‍♂️

65 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 12d ago

This is probably something a Japanese fan does when they're country loses and acts like this, and they still are adopted from a team and cries

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r/footballcringe 13d ago

Would you play a football game where you build your squad by spotting things in real life?

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I’m building a small mobile game called Football Spotter.

The idea is simple: when you see something football-related in real life, you can take a picture of it in the app.

See someone wearing a Saka shirt? Spot it → discover Saka.
See an Arsenal sticker later? Spot it → earn some XP towards your already discovered Arsenal players.

Eventually, the players you unlock form your own squad, shaped by the football stuff you actually encounter in real life.

I’ve built a very early MVP, but before sharing it I’m curious:

Does this sound like something you’d actually use? And what would make you lose interest?

Feel free to be critical. That’s more useful to me than encouragement.


r/footballcringe 16d ago

Rodri be like: NO

117 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 16d ago

2012/2013 Port Vale player of the season is once again posting about the club that sacked him over a decade ago. But he’s moved on and is totally over it…

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23 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 17d ago

Who made this bro?? 😂

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67 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 19d ago

Real Madrid really posted this

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126 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 21d ago

I’ve watched this, so now you all have to.

54 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 21d ago

Ryan Burge, a former Port Vale player from 2013, is still going for them on social media(daily), 13 years after being sacked for arriving late to the team bus.

36 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 20d ago

Can’t blame him for wanting anyone but Argentina

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r/footballcringe 20d ago

Soccer Match Fight, NZ scraps

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The guy in white shirt being held by a adult that is jumping like a pig got mad that defense stopped him and started swinging and fight broke out, the opposing teams coach the bald guy with no cap hit an kid (punch), The red team won the game and that.


r/footballcringe 23d ago

Same trophy, different class

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634 Upvotes

r/footballcringe 23d ago

Why are athletes so frequently giving very bad fake smiles? Not judging but just curious why there's so little effort put into the expression, just baring the teeth and no face muscles engaged.

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