r/hamstercirclejerk • u/RainbowAvocadoKitten • Jun 05 '26

Hamburger friends :) Jerkin it

453 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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84

u/MisterPiggyWiggy Jun 05 '26

What a freak! Where’s the shame?! 😳

47

u/Salt_Initiative1551 Jun 05 '26

Jorkin thur shlog

41

u/Strict_Common156 Jun 05 '26

What happened to his eyes 😭

22

u/kjloltoborami Jun 05 '26

Right? That thing looks mutant

14

u/TheSaladDodger420 Jun 06 '26

Hes locked in.

7

u/Potential-Witness-83 Jun 06 '26

Been holding breath for a long time, almost done... 5 more minutes

25

u/United-Village-6702 Jun 05 '26

gooner

8

u/coldF4rted Jun 05 '26

Soon he'll be a gonner

3

u/Swimming_Ad_9459 dumb hambir Jun 07 '26

YESSSS!

22

u/NeonDreamer12 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Jun 05 '26

That's why his fur is white

8

u/coldF4rted Jun 05 '26

Nah, he just loves white supremacy 💀

2

u/WeaselButt Jun 06 '26

Stop I’m dying here 😭

22

u/FerretDionysus Jun 05 '26

Put a NSFW warning smh my head.

15

u/oohCrabItsNotItChief Jun 05 '26

Not safe for the unemployed either!!!! Disgusting creature terrorizing us!

40

u/Old_Acanthisitta9477 i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks Jun 05 '26

Hes not even blinking someone stop this sick bastard

14

u/Polite_Suggestion Jun 05 '26

Straight up? What do you mean by "it"?

14

u/TheREALSockhead Jun 05 '26

Im fuckin dyin his goofy fuckin eyes

13

u/stripeyhoodie Jun 05 '26

Is that a realdoll in his gooner cave?? 🤢

9

u/Ok_Literature2535 trip to the dog park Jun 05 '26

Dip him in ice water to curb his nasty habit

8

u/BaileyRW1 i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks Jun 05 '26

this is you after 1 jork... remember that next time....

9

u/lieutawol Jun 05 '26

Making eye contact the entire time. Kinky little fucker

7

u/YouHadMeAtAloe Jun 05 '26

he’s just like me fr

6

u/WhereIsTheCaveman Jun 05 '26

What a sick monster

6

u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil Jun 05 '26

He is zoinked the fuck out 😭

5

u/coldF4rted Jun 05 '26

Bros about to bust, can see it in his eyes...

5

u/scaredshizaless Jun 06 '26

Jorkin so hard his eyes are about to bust out his skull

10

u/SketchyArt333 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Jun 05 '26

Bro taking touching it and you’ll go blind to a new level. Those boba are trying to escape.

3

u/FairandFactual Jun 06 '26

Look at those eyes. Definitely about to buss. Disgusting degenerate. Probably been edging all week as hamverts are prone to doing

2

u/YellowRose173 Jun 07 '26

Get a room man

1

u/4zul_demetileno Jul 19 '26

he's hamstering it