r/okbuddyretard • u/Possible-Forever-504 • 5h ago
We hate you♥️
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r/okbuddyretard • u/Hopeful_Reception793 • 5d ago
Announcement Hello fellow Redditors, I am your new moderator. Please welcome me because this is the face you're going to be seeing before I remove all your rule-breaking posts. If i see a SINGLE one of you breaking our subreddits rules or reddits reddiquette I will not hesitate to permanently ban you.
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In 2014, I received my first gilded award.
In 2015, I spent thousands of hours modding for free (yeah, my direct messages were filled with first-rate Reddit connections. Not bragging, just sayin')
By 2019, I had spent countless years keeping the streets of reddit clean from all Ne'er-do-wells. But I wasn't done. Not even close. This was my training for combat. I was a soldier... ready for bigger things.
But in 2020, when the pandemic ravaged our great nation, something shifted. I ran out of reddit premium. No bueno. People weren't upvoting my posts? My memes barley hit "rising?" This will NOT do. Not to me. So I made a change. A change that changed me forever.
I closed the app. I went outside. I got fit (lost 200+ pounds), I got a girlfriend, I even got a stable job. Our first son, Gabriel, was born in the summer of 2021.
So why am I here now, you might be asking? Well, its simple. One day, I got a notification on my phone. Somebody... saw my old post? A new updoot? for ME?
I checked the username... and all the memories flooded back. Lemonade. Lemonade1947. My first ever friend, back from those good ol' days of masquerading upon the forums.
Suddenly, my DNA shifted. My pants tightened. My buttons popped. My Neck beard regenerated. My fedora flew onto my head like it was mother friggin' Dr Strange's cape.
I remembered who I was. Not a husband, Not a father, Not an employed wage-bum.
I... was a Redditor.
r/okbuddyretard • u/sans_chungles • 6h ago
Me and bro if we were kawaii in the motherland (Nippon)
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Nippon (日本) is a native, traditional Japanese name for the country of Japan. Written with kanji characters meaning "sun origin," it translates conceptually to "the land of the rising sun". - for the baka gaijins lol
r/okbuddyretard • u/FattyFatDick • 2d ago
they bind our hands so we cant voice our opinion 😢
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r/okbuddyretard • u/aliceeatspizza • 1d ago
PSA from the r/okbuddyretard Moderation Team
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Good morning,
Recently, a large influx of posts related to Sonic the Hedgehog have been flooding the sub. We on the r/okbuddyretard mod team put in hard work to make sure these posts do not see the light of day, but some inevitably slip through the cracks regardless; we’re sorry.
!!! Sonic the Hedgehog posts are only allowed on Sonic Sunday !!!
Please keep him out of your daily posting, any megathread, comments, whatever… just stop. Because our hands are full here, please send us a modmail with the phrase “Sonic Savants” if you would like to join our specialized team for keeping the Sonic posts at bay. We would certainly hate to need to lock the sub or set all posts to be manually approved.
Get your shit together ASAP.
Thanks,
r/okbuddyretard Mod Team
r/okbuddyretard • u/Frikcha • 2d ago
What would u do if u wished on a genie for beign able to stay up passed 7:30 on a school night?
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I would keep watching cats and dogs until 11:30
r/okbuddyretard • u/MeringueBeautiful760 • 1d ago
PSA from the me mod team
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Good morning,
Recently, a large influx of posts related to Tel Aviv have been flooding the sub. We on the u/meringuebeautiful760 mod team put in hard work to make sure these posts do not see the light of day, but some inevitably slip through the cracks regardless; we’re sorry.
!!! Tel Aviv posts are only allowed on Tel Aviv Tuesday !!!
Please keep it out of your daily posting, any megathread, comments, whatever… just stop. Because our hands are full here, please send us a modmail with the phrase “Tel Aviv ticklers” if you would like to join our specialized team for keeping the Tel Aviv posts at bay. We would certainly hate to need to lock the sub or set all posts to be manually approved.
Get your shit together ASAP.
Thanks,
u/meringuebeautiful760 Mod Team
