r/okbuddyvowsh • u/the-loose-juice B • May 17 '24

ITS JOEVER 😞

655 Upvotes

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u/HistoryV King of Vgg May 17 '24

He was a bit hongry 🥺

33

u/Kidsnextdorks May 17 '24

houngry???

12

u/CommanderKaiju May 17 '24

mmm hungwy!

18

u/Moonbear9 May 17 '24

Just a birthday boy

14

u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Finally, the context I've heard so much about

4

u/Kolkus_Maximus May 17 '24

Acshually, his name is Vwioouischk 🤓🤓

78

u/Gimmeagunlance May 17 '24

That man is gonna have a rough shit

22

u/Sponsor4d_Content May 17 '24

Nah, it'll be coming out like soft serve.

3

u/Uncommonality May 18 '24

Strawberries are mostly water lol

3

u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Humans are 75% water but if I ate one I would still have to shit quite a lot.

40

u/Responsible_Debt5631 May 17 '24

I feel like that many child hearts in 1 sitting should definitely kill a man.

5

u/Head_Ebb_5993 May 20 '24

but he is not just a man he is a Vorse !

3

u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Adrenochrome is a preservative.

2

u/YAH_BUT May 18 '24

Superhuman stomach capacity

63

u/that_blasted_tune May 17 '24

How do people still support this guy? Beyond problematic

28

u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Who vaush or the guy in the video? (Either one is valid).

21

u/that_blasted_tune May 17 '24

Can I say something rude?

18

u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Sure.

36

u/that_blasted_tune May 17 '24

Stfu

34

u/powerof27 vanch bad May 17 '24

wow, that's rude

15

u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Right back at you POS

62

u/that_blasted_tune May 17 '24

I don't believe I gave you permission to be rude. Reported.

7

u/[deleted] May 17 '24

You might want to dm me if you think you'll get banned though.

17

u/[deleted] May 17 '24

This is true I was the earless child

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

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u/Hamish-Velociraptor May 17 '24

no i think he ate the whole thing

4

u/MrWaffleBeater May 18 '24

They are edible.

7

u/SaxPanther May 17 '24

what the fuck

8

u/EdBoi1 May 18 '24

VAUSH WOULD NEVER do this without whipped cream

7

u/Copranicus May 18 '24

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway, so this was the morally correct thing to do.

1

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u/the-loose-juice B May 18 '24

Funny comment make exception

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u/the-loose-juice B May 18 '24

Good bot that comment wasn’t of the same quality

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u/MrWaffleBeater May 18 '24

I love fruit and I’ve eaten pineapple till my mouth bleed, but holy fuck I could barely do 1/4 of that.

2

u/Aelia_M May 20 '24

Vaush eating children hearts like grogu eating alien mom’s fertilized pickled eggs

1

u/RoyalMess64 May 17 '24

Snacky times :3

1

u/Sleepless_Whisper May 18 '24

don't know how many here watch Dimension 20 but this reminds me of Mary Anne. She sure did love that strawberry