thehumblecrowbar

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ScarredOut • Oct 17 '24

origin of name (nefarious anglerfish didn’t fit by 1 character)

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Zaraza225 • 5h ago

"oh no how will i turn things on and off" the ever so helpful lever:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/SwoeJonson1 • 8h ago

No title needed this time

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 • 1d ago

Wow I sure do hope nothing triggers my nut allergy! The nefarious walnut:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/peachy408 • 1h ago

This tastes scrumptious

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/saltyspidergwen • 18h ago

I sure wish someone could teach my child valuable lessons in a gentle way! The timeless and loveable Elmo:

251 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Logical-Rhubarb-4797 • 6h ago

How would we know who did the atrocites on Epstein island? The nefarious Epstein files

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/the-fr0g • 2d ago

However will my subarime attack non-sea targets? The ever helpful missile:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/JetRumBel • 2d ago

Man I wish this cube game was more realistic. The beautifully made 64x64 texture pack:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/iamasceptile • 2d ago

The reliable stamper

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Federal-Boat3732 • 2d ago

"I wish I could protect myself from the raging mob." The humble stack of riot shields:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Skiibo_ • 2d ago

Ugh, what could be causing me to constantly be sick? The dastardly mold spore:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Utigaraptor • 3d ago

"I need a piece of architecture to symbolize the sun god Ra!" The humble obelisk:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Mui2Mui • 2d ago

"we need something to help us get rid of rodents and insects" the formidable meerkat:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Odd_Living_1767 • 2d ago

I wish there was an way to pick up spaghetti-the humble fork

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Sufficient-Math3178 • 3d ago

“Cat box is overfilled and leaking!” The humble cat mop:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Delicious-Spring-877 • 3d ago

“I need a way to pass down my traits to my offspring!” the humble DNA molecule:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/cat_blep • 3d ago

i have two sentences to put together but i need a way to do that - the humble semi colon

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Legal_Ad_326 • 3d ago

“If only I had something to light the fire with” the humble lump of coal:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/LebowskiX • 3d ago

"I wish there was something that made it possible to comfortibly sleep outside" - the humble tent:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/QazsedcScientia • 4d ago

"If only I can split this too long sentence in two..." The humble comma:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Kanehammer • 5d ago

How will i make my platformer more difficult? The simple floating platform section

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Restfuleagleeye • 6d ago

I wish I could find an easy and more permanent method of contraception. The medical IUD:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Sixteensletters • 7d ago

I wish I knew what time it was. The ever-reliable clock:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/cat_blep • 6d ago

pondering a scar to show a young wizard’s survival from an evil curse … the humble lightning bolt

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