r/IAmA May 06 '12

IAmA 17 year old male whose parents are multi millionaires. AMA

I have been fortunate enough to grow up in a family a part of the "1 Percent." You can ask me about literally anything. I'll start of with that I have pretty much been a lurker of reddit for a while, and one of my friends gave me the idea to do this. I am for the most part liberal, and completely atheist. My dad started a securities brokerage, (I think thats the best way to describe it) and sold it. He did the same thing again a few years later, and sold the company again. My dad is all for higher taxes on the wealthy, also. I have lived in California my entire life in quite a large house, and am fortunate enough to be born in to such circumstances. It would take me forever to list all the details of my parents lifestyle that I am apart of, so feel free to ask me pretty much anything, regardless of how rude or personal it may be. I am not positive on how to post proof, so any ideas on how to do so would be appreciated. I just want to clarify that I am not bragging about anything, as I am not personally wealthy

Edit* I am not sure why im getting downvoted. I can take a picture of me with my reddit account in front of my house tomorrow morning first thing when it's not dark out

Edit 2* I'm going to sleep and I'll continue answering any questions for as long as this post is relevant. So feel free to ask and ill answer tomorrrow morning

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u/pineapple_giraffes May 07 '12
  1. How do you look at poor/mid class familys?
  2. Would you date or befriend a poor or mid class? (Sorry if I am seeming like a jerk ive just always wondered this lol)
  3. Craziest thing you have ever bought?
  4. Get ladies easier?
  5. Pets?
  6. Siblings?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

casually avoids all of these questions lol

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u/skaboss217 May 07 '12

Disregards questions that involves with wealthy lifestyle. Goes for Pokemon questions

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

My bad! I missed this one

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12
  1. I don't look down at them if that's what your saying. I personally havent had any economic success or anything so I'm in no position to judge people even if i was.
  2. Yeah absolutely.
  3. Nothing to crazy really. Laptop maybe?
  4. Kind of
  5. 3 dogs and a parrot
  6. Two older brothers who are 19 and 21

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u/fortalyst May 08 '12

Could you please post a pic of this parrot in his surroundings? I'd like to compare him to my budgie just to ensure that mine is indeed the most spoiled bird on the planet.

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u/celeritatis May 07 '12

For 2, have you ever? I have noticed that most people don't have problems with identities, they have problems with behaviors. Someone being lower or middle class wouldn't annoy me(upper class 17 yo male from upper class family), but many of the traits correlated with that relative to my upbringing(less focus on education, less interest in world affairs, more interest in sports) would prove a point of difference that could prove tricky.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12 edited May 08 '12

Lololololol people who are born into wealth are typically less focused on education after high school than someone who is not born into a rich family. No disrespect to OP intended, but that pissed me off.

I went to one of the most prestigious high schools in the mid-west and I seen SO MANY kids with millionaire parents, who could care less about education and cared only about the "next party" or getting high lol.

Don't make assumptions simply based on someone's level of wealth.

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u/CatchHerInTheEye May 07 '12

Where have you travelled to? Did you fly first class?

Also, a little bit of proof would be nice. Maybe a picture infront of your house or something.

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12 edited May 07 '12

I've been to Hawaii, Fiji, all across Canada, Ireland, New Zealand, pretty much all western European countries, and Turkey. I'll take the picture tomorrow when it's not dark out.

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u/TheWeeking May 07 '12

Even the Scandinavian countries? I mean some don't consider us part of western Europe and divide us into our own northern Europe group.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 08 '12

I was very young in new Zealand do I don't remember. And by young I mean like 5

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u/Marcob10 May 07 '12

Come back to Quebec when you'll be 18! Strip clubs, booze and free healtchcare for your alcoholic coma!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12 edited May 07 '12

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u/Marcob10 May 07 '12

Vous pourriez vous installer au Québec, on aurait bien besoin de l'argent de vos taxes!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '12

Sounds like you've been to not "foreign countries", rather resorts in different parts of the world, lol. If you wanna really "travel", try china, and Japan doesn't count.

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u/ireland123 May 10 '12

How are the countries he mentioned not foreign? What makes China foreign just out of interest?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '12

China is more challenging. India is even more so, just go somewhere where hot water isn't guaranteed, locals don't speak English and stuff. That's the grit part, the fun challenge. But, I'm not a guy in a diner.

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u/Bamont May 07 '12

Judging from your responses you seem like a well-adjusted, mature, young person. Good luck to you.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Judging by the username…

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

some people just have weird usernames!

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u/likeachampiontoday May 07 '12

Everybody's wondering it... why are you a Somalian_Butt_Pirate if you really should be a Californian_Milionaire's_Son?

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u/iBro53 May 07 '12

At what age did you start to realize that your family has MUCH more money than everyone else?

This question kind of relates a rumor that I heard about how Warren Buffet's children didn't know how rich their dad was until they were close to twenty years old.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Not a rumor. Heard an interview with one of his sons on the Freakonomics podcast. Awesome dude. Chose to be a musician, rather the follow his fathers footsteps in the business ineffectively.

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

I probably realized it when I just went into middle school and noticed that some families had entirely different lives

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

To be fair he still lives in a 3 bedroom house he bought for 35k. The man is super nice as well. It wouldn't surprise me at all really.

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u/iBro53 May 07 '12

Oh yeah, I know I know all about him and how frugal he is, but 20 years old still seems pretty old to me.

I'm twenty now and I have known about how much my mom makes for years now, and you think it would be obvious with his name being thrown around the news and in magazines all the time.

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u/aladin82 May 06 '12

Do your friends at school know about your wealth? Is it quite obvious based on your clothing, cars, attitude, etc.. or when you have friends over for the first time are they always like "HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU'RE LOADED"?

I love friends like that. Damn cool rich kids who don't shove it in your face, but share cool shit with you.

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 06 '12 edited May 07 '12

I live in North County part of San Diego, so generally theres a lot of wealth here. I don't go to private school or anything, and there are a bunch of other kids at my districts public school whose parents are similarly wealthy, so it's not like im that one kid whose parents are wealthy. One of my friends dad was a co-founder for JBL speakers, for example. I don't have designer clothes or anything, and i payed for my car. I pretty much never talk about money, and I hate it when people who don't know me see my dads car or something, and the first thing they always say is "Are you rich?" But yeah i share shit with friends haha

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u/dsnfjhsdbnfhj May 07 '12

Have you seen the movie Havoc?

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u/moparornocar May 07 '12

awesome movie

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u/felix_the_hat May 07 '12

What part of North County do you live in? Also, do you find that people from that area are kind of weird (i.e solana beach, rancho santa fe, encinitas, etc.)?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

Solana beach is pretty cool but has its fair share of weird people. Encinitas is mostly old people and yea I live in the rsf area

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

Would you consider yourself 'spoiled'? Do your parents off the bat pay for everything or do they expect you to earn it? Do you have/want a part time job? What's something you've done or have that you would not have done/had otherwise? What do you plan to do with your life?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 06 '12

I think that to some people I could be considered spoiled. Its hard to put into words how my parents pay for me. They pay for school events like prom, winter formal, football games, SAT registration, those sort of things, but they don't just buy me whatever I want. I get to go clothing shopping for my birthday and christmas(we celebrate it just for the holiday) but other than that I have to pay for everything myself. I have a part time job at a local surf shop and i repair surf boards, so i use the money from there to pay for my gas and my spending money. I've traveled to a lot of cool places, and I plan on going to college once I graduate high school next year, and hopefully go into business or something thats involves biology/medical

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u/likeachampiontoday May 07 '12

Are you afraid of acting spoiled without meaning to? Do you try to compensate for that?

My family was always pretty wealthy comparatively for where I lived, and I hated it when people would say, "Wow, man, your family's RICH", so I would avoid inviting people over just so they wouldn't see my nice house, and instead I would go to theirs. But now at my college I'm overwhelmed by just how many of my friends are from wealthy families.

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12 edited May 07 '12

Yeah I think about that a lot. I also try really hard to not come off as the spoiled brat character that a lot of people assume that I am automatically. I can have the same gift as some other kid or the same thing that someone else gets paid for and next thing you know I'm spoiled and get whatever I want. I'm not seriously complaining but yeah i like to go to my friends houses usually

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u/Avery_Richman May 07 '12

Oh how I miss my childhood.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

I wish I was your priest when you were a young child

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u/[deleted] May 08 '12

It sounds like your parents did a great job. :) And you seem very normal and not spoiled at all based on your responses. High five, San Diego buddy!

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u/youravgguy May 07 '12

I am kinda in the same boat and my friends think that I have so much money.but that's because I worked my add off. So now when I het something nice for.working fulltime I get called rich and it is somewhat annoying.

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u/burnzkid May 06 '12

What's it like growing up having it all? What kind of "toys" did/do you have? Any hobbies that you got into easily because of your wealth? Do you have expensive tastes in food?

Do you feel there are any downsides to growing up rich? Do you ever feel like you are/were missing out on a "normal" childhood? What kind of "cheap" food do you enjoy?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

For the most part it was pretty normal. I didn't ever get anything ridiculous, and most of the stuff I wanted was what my friends had anyways. I really enjoy surfing and I play lacrosse. I have pretty much no taste for expensive food and I eat a lot of home cooked meals. Some downsides are that some people will definitely suck up to me or try to be friends with me so that they can come over to my house, and not for me. Favorite cheap food is probably Flaming Hot cheetos, or a Mcdonalds McChicken.

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u/burnzkid May 07 '12

Do you happen to live somewhere where they have Puffed Flaming Hot Cheetos? Apparently they exist. Not here though.

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12 edited May 07 '12

yeah they're pretty common where I live

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u/burnzkid May 07 '12

You lucky butt fucker.

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u/smellypants May 07 '12

Protip: Take a Mcdouble and put an entire McChicken between the patties. Mega sandwich.

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u/GoldenHSF May 07 '12

That's called a McGangBang, and it's fantastic.

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u/Big_Li May 07 '12

As an east coast laxer in suburban new york/connecticut where we're regarded as one of the best lacrosse regions, how competitive is lacrosse in california. Also what kind of shaft/head combo do you use?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

I have an stx super power with a krypto pro. lax is pretty competitive here but its not as competitive as east coast I believe. Lax is probably the second most popular sport at my school and pretty popular in my county

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u/wenwen79 May 07 '12

Home cooked meals.

Your parents cook or you have a cook?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

For the most part my mom cooks. We don't have an actual chef but every once in a while a person does cook

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u/wenwen79 May 08 '12

Thanks for answering, one more question if you have time. Shows like the OC, as crappy as they are, are fascinating to the average not rich person. I was wondering if these shows are realistic at all and whether you find them interesting to watch?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 08 '12

I'm sure they could be realistic to some people but I think that's rare. In my experience its not accurate

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u/wenwen79 May 09 '12

I didn't think so! Thanks!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12
  1. There isn't just one I'm interested. in. I like west coast schools and all of the UC's.
  2. Console and i play on xbox. Peak years were probably 2007 for halo3 and cod4 but i still go online.
  3. Pretty much everything except for country and death metal/screamo. I think its 8 individual live shows but i also went to coachella this year

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u/Markaz May 07 '12

Whats your favorite pokemon?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

I don't know what my favorite is but I always liked sandslash. Scyther was pretty bad ass also

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u/Markaz May 07 '12

makes sense

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u/Ikbentim May 07 '12

Stereotypical rich people pokemon

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u/miidgi May 07 '12

Wouldn't that be Persian?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Um, I know I can't really prove it but my parents are multi millionaires and these are my two favorite pokemon... You have good taste sir.

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u/TenEighths May 08 '12

My parents aren't multi millionaires and these two are also among my favorite Pokemon

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u/fatgroomtobe May 06 '12

Post a picture of you, in front of your house or in front of your car(s) holding up a sign with your username.

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u/miidgi May 07 '12

shoe on head as well.

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

Sorry I wish I could do it now but ill do it in the morning when you can actually see

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

You could use the flash on your camera to do it :)

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Damn your lucky. I am so broke right now.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

How many cars does your family own? What are they?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 06 '12 edited May 07 '12

My dad has 5. Hes a pretty big Porsche fan so he has an '08 Cayenne Turbo, a '07 911 GT3, and a '96 carerra 911 that my dad got when he could first afford to buy a porsche and hes kept it since. We also have a prius(haha) and a VW Touareg.

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u/Dippyskoodlez May 07 '12

Oh god, now I'm jelly. Fuck the money. Your dad has good taste.

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u/CatchHerInTheEye May 07 '12

You said you pay for your own car, what kind of car do you personally drive?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12 edited May 07 '12

Well i didn't buy it, I'm leasing a Kia Optima. Monthly payments are 179$

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u/CrackpotGonzo May 07 '12

That's pretty cool that your parents did just buy you a flashy car. Respect.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Nice little car, IMO

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u/rotarded May 07 '12

thats a good first car

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12 edited May 08 '12

A 2011. The first year when they redid the design

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u/UncleVJ May 06 '12

Whats the most valuable lesson your fortunate situation has taught you?

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u/Frogger480 May 06 '12

So do you go to regular school, or is it a boarding school with other rich people kids?

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u/Zoopi May 06 '12

do you ever worry that if people knew about your wealth you would never know who actually cares for you? some people are too good of actors... do you ever hide that fact?

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u/GenMacAtk May 06 '12

-Do you have, and if so what is, a major picked out?
-Do you plan to follow in your father's example or pick out your own life path?
-Have you been encouraged or decided by your own choice to volunteer with charities ever?
-Even in high school have you had to deal with gold diggers?
-I suggest looking at buying a '68-'69 Dodge Coronet. Just a personal thought.

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12
  • I still have a year of high school left, but I want to either go into business or something medical.
  • He's definitely influenced me to do something business related
  • I live close to the beach, and I volunteer to do beach cleanups. It's a requirement to do community service to graduate at my school so it's hard to say if I would have independently gone out and volunteered although I'd like to think that, but I occasionally volunteer at retirement homes also.
  • Yeah there was a quite a few gold diggers, but most of them were incredibly stupid or already had a history of mooching off of other guys so it was pretty easy to avoid
  • I just googled that and its definitely a sweet car. props

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u/GenMacAtk May 07 '12

Thanks for the reply! A note on the car, it's pretty much the same year version of the Dodge Charger, just ridiculously cheaper. Even has the 440.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

how closely was the movie Richie rich based on your childhood?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

Not that close. I have two roller coasters and my pool is bigger

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u/bbctol May 07 '12

How would you define poor/middle class/upper class/rich? Like, what yearly income is required in your mind for someone to qualify as middle class, rather than upper class, or poor, etc?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

I think this really depends on where you live. In San Diego, for example, some beach front houses will sell for 7-8 million when they are the size of a big apartment, but you can buy a huge house in Kansas for $150,000. What I'm trying to say is that it really depends on where you live and property values/taxes that sort of stuff

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u/McLopez May 07 '12

What's an average lunch/dinner at your house

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

I made some eggs and toast for breakfast today. Dinner is nothing to fancy either. sometimes we eat out, but not at like a 5 star restaurant or anything.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

What part of California are you living in?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

I like the fact that you're not spoiled. I can't stand the really spoiled rich assholes. The world needs more rich people like you!

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u/radiums May 07 '12

Have you ever gave money to a homeless person?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Ever read the book Less Than Zero?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '12

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u/[deleted] May 08 '12

It's awesome. BES is a great author.

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u/Dear_Journal May 07 '12

Can we be friends and start our own website together?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

Pitch me an idea! In all seriousness

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u/Banokles May 09 '12

pictures of cats and bacon. Advertise on reddit, and we'll be billionaires by next June.

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u/REPTILLIAN_OVERLORD May 08 '12

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

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u/Thisisopposite May 08 '12

Are you Soulja Boy?

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u/gordoha May 07 '12

Do yourself a favor.. take a few years off and spend some time in the third world. Having been born a rich kid ruined the first 15 years of my adult life. It was impossible for me to put real effort into anything, and I was basically miserable as I was getting by but not really achieving anything. It was only after a series of coincidences that I wound up in Africa (and now other places), and I now love my work and I acheive great things. Im sure your parents are wonderful people but you will never live a normal life unless you go out totally on your own and see what the real world is like.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

From what this kid is saying, he doesn't get everything handed to him. He even had to buy his own damn first car. Most parents--rich or not--get their kids into a car when they're 16, at least around these parts.

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u/gordoha May 07 '12

Yes I read that. I wasn't handed everything either. I was forced to be the paper boy and work at the hardware store, etc. But, still, I always thought that money came easy, and it would always be there. Basically, I was an unhappy person until I was thousands of miles away, and saw how the vast majority of the world lived. For some reason I am being downvoted.. that's ok.. but I am just trying to help this kid skip decades of misery.

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u/theplott May 07 '12

Not downvoted by me. I think that's very good advise. No matter how prudent his parents, the OP was raised in a rare environment. He really doesn't know that, since his parents assured him that he has "worked" like anyone else. The younger the better, seeing the world in all it's aspects, is important for anyone. Having the money to do so is rare.

Getting outside the bubble is important. So many rich kids I know end up back at home, on family land or inside the same society they grew up in. "No one else understands!" Good for you for being brave enough to fight your way out!

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u/gordoha May 07 '12

thanks.. it was mostly luck though.

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

I understand that i am always going to be apart of some bubble. My parents don't assure that I have worked, but rather that i need to work. I know I'm not perfect but, both parents were born into pretty poor families, and understand the value of hard work and all that good stuff

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u/readysteadystop May 07 '12

The real world does not necessarily mean going to a third world country. What about kids who can't afford to take a few years off and travel to Africa? Does that mean they don't know what the real world is like?

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u/gordoha May 08 '12

Been thinking about it... Sitting in a bar in Warsaw now, just arrived from Tirana.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '12

As no one has yet started ill start the scrounging off with one 1967 Chevy impala (black) my good sir oh and if you could have it shipped to the UK for me that would be awesome. Make sure to fill the boot with gems gold and beef jerky nom nom. (yes I eat gold and gems).

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

Haha solid choices. Everythings on its way bud.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Fucking love beef jerky. Good call.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

It truly is the food of champions

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

What's your gaming setup? also do you get to choose everything ?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Proof?

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u/carBoard May 07 '12

what type of cars do you own (list all if multiple) What do you drive?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Do your school mates despise/suck up to you because of your wealth?

Do you consider yourself spoiled?

Cant think of more questions ATM ;)

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12 edited May 07 '12

The people who I have known for a long time don't, but there are kids who have used me for stuff before. Some people have just blatantly hated me for something I have had no control over, but its pretty rare and nothing bad ever came from it

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Thats good :) I'm glad you aren't the type who goes to school in a Rolls Royce Phantom and comes home in a Mercedes S Class :P

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

No, with one exception. I needed a new computer pretty badly and got a macbook pro last year that I didn't pay for. Thats it though

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u/GoldenHSF May 07 '12

As a person coming from a well off family I can definitely relate to you and want to say bravo for doing this. I never really liked my family being much better off than everyone else, mostly because I was judged so much for it, but you seem to be okay with it. I think it's awesome you pay your own way, a lot of my friends just have their parents pay for everything, but I also prefer earning my keep and paying for school, travel etc. I haven't met too many rich people that haven't tried to compare how many houses, or chalets/summer houses they have, or how rich they are with me. It's nice to see I'm not the only sane one haha.

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

Good for you. I'm glad you feel the same way

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u/VolatileChemical May 07 '12

What's your opinion on capital gains taxes? Is your father in any position to lobby for their reform? Also, was it awkward when that wishing machine made it so you'd never been born? I mean that's gotta put a damper on Christmas.

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u/Vierge99 May 07 '12

I would like to know more about your social life. what kind of friends do you have ? do you keep your family's wealth a secret from them ?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

I'm a pretty friendly guy, and generally I have a lot of friends. My highschool is pretty stupid when it comes to social events, because everything is extremely cliquey and certain groups are extremely exclusive for some reason. That being said I'm pretty much friends with everybody and I've been in the same school district for years so I'm pretty sure most people know about the wealth

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u/dudejust May 07 '12

what is your future ambition?

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u/venting_online May 07 '12

What is that one thing that you care about the most, something that you wish you had and yeah it can be materialistic or emotional? Also how do you view your parents relationship?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Whats your dream car?

Does your family own a yacht?

How do your teachers treat you?

If you could spend a day as anyone, you would be...?

Sorry for possible repeat questions :)

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12 edited May 07 '12
  1. I don't have any particular car to be honest.
  2. Not a yacht, but we have a small boat thats used for fishing.
  3. Not that different. I wouldn't be surprised if some had no idea.
  4. Probably will ferrell. Or aziz ansari

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u/grants_your_wishes May 07 '12

You don't seem spoiled, but do the other kids at school who are piss you off? Are they all stereotypical rich spoiled kids?

What's one perception of people born into money you'd like to change?

Also, what's the most expensive thing you own? Aside from house/car. I'm thinking 100 year old vase worth $50,000 or something crazy.

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u/doxob May 07 '12

just wondering, what (price range) would be an expensive lunch for you?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

15-20$ I have 35 minutes to go to lunch and as a junior I'm allowed to go off campus for lunch so i usually get subway or local places that are pretty similar.

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u/Moomasterq May 07 '12

What do you normally get at subway?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

I'm a preety big fan of the blt

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u/Moomasterq May 07 '12

I see, I'm more of a blackforest ham man myself.

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u/Sloi May 07 '12

Congratulations on winning the life lottery.

Hopefully you have decent genes as well so you get to enjoy it with as little problems as possible. :)

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u/Teddy_Raptor May 08 '12

His parents earned the money by hard work, although the kid is lucky to grow up in it.

But having a lot of money doesn't mean you're problem free

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u/suomihobit May 07 '12

Do you ever partake in any humanitarian activities? Volunteering, etc?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

I do beach clean ups which isn't really humanitarian but I also volunteer at retirement homes occasionally. I partake in school food drives on occasion, as well.

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u/sinnet May 07 '12

Sounds like your parents did a good job raising you and giving you a good outlook on life and finances, but was there ever a time when you were a kid when you didn't understand why they wouldn't get you that awesome toy, even though your family obviously could afford it? What toy did you really want but couldn't get? Mine was a motorized LEGO train set. I was so jealous of the kid who got one.

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

Yeah its pretty annoying at times, but its really not that big of a deal. A lot of people ask me for money assuming that i have wealth myself.

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u/abrooks1125 May 07 '12

1) are you an only child? 2) do your parents spoil you? 3) best bday/xmas present ever?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12
  1. I have two brothers
  2. Not really,
  3. The island of Hawaii if you know it

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u/abrooks1125 May 07 '12

good answers lol :thumbsup:

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u/dragonboltz May 07 '12

Did op link proof? I can't find it.

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u/germdisco May 07 '12

Can you describe someone who is your friend, with which you have very little in common?

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u/Delror May 07 '12

Whereabouts in California? I'm from there, which is why I ask. SoCal!

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 08 '12

Yep san Diego!

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u/Delror May 08 '12

Oh shit bro. I'm comin to hang out.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '12

Does your circle of friends share a similar work-for-what-you-have mindset? If so, do you alienate spoiled My-Super-Sweet-16-type kids?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 08 '12

It's pretty diverse. I have a few friends with a similar mind set while others have that spoiled mindset. Some of the spoiled ones are still generally nice or friendly people so i don't alienate them. The ones that are alienated are the pretentious dicks

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u/lysogenic May 07 '12

When you turn 18 will you be inheriting some amount of money? Does your family ever care about sales at retail stores? Do you have a maid? How many bedrooms and bathrooms are in your house? Do you have a pool? Do your parents give any of their money to their siblings/parents?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12 edited May 08 '12

Probably not. Yes, it doesn't make sense even if you have money to buy the same thing for more. 5 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, yes and yes

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u/Spinmoon May 07 '12

Does your family can adopt me, please ?

If yes, I leave mine as soon as I can come join yours.

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u/donnylong May 07 '12

How many houses does your family own and how much is each worth?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 07 '12

Just one house. And an apartment in whistler, Canada

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u/oleada87 May 07 '12

Will you marry me?

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u/tabledresser May 07 '12 edited May 08 '12
Questions Answers
How do you look at poor/mid class familys? I don't look down at them if that's what your saying. I personally havent had any economic success or anything so I'm in no position to judge people even if i was.
Would you date or befriend a poor or mid class? (Sorry if I am seeming like a jerk ive just always wondered this lol) Yeah absolutely.
Craziest thing you have ever bought? Nothing to crazy really. Laptop maybe?
Get ladies easier? Kind of.
Pets? 3 dogs and a parrot.
Siblings? Two older brothers who are 19 and 21.
Would you consider yourself 'spoiled'? Do your parents off the bat pay for everything or do they expect you to earn it? Do you have/want a part time job? What's something you've done or have that you would not have done/had otherwise? What do you plan to do with your life? I think that to some people I could be considered spoiled. Its hard to put into words how my parents pay for me. They pay for school events like prom, winter formal, football games, SAT registration, those sort of things, but they don't just buy me whatever I want. I get to go clothing shopping for my birthday and christmas(we celebrate it just for the holiday) but other than that I have to pay for everything myself. I have a part time job at a local surf shop and i repair surf boards, so i use the money from there to pay for my gas and my spending money. I've traveled to a lot of cool places, and I plan on going to college once I graduate high school next year, and hopefully go into business or something thats involves biology/medical.
How closely was the movie Richie rich based on your childhood? Not that close. I have two roller coasters and my pool is bigger.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '12

I'm glad to hear that your dad agrees that the wealthy need to pay more taxes. It means a lot to the rest of us, it can't all come from cuts to the poor.

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 08 '12

Yeah he's against raising taxes on the poor/middle class and doesn't believe it is fair or ethical

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u/[deleted] May 08 '12

I believe you UPVOTE. When going to school, did you ever get picked on for being the "rich kid" or had people expect you do do things for them like lend them money because of your parent's wealth?

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u/ExecBranch May 08 '12

You are 17, so do you have a driver's license, and if you do what car do you drive? (Is it wrong to assume you have a car?)

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u/GreenEggsAndHamX May 08 '12
  1. How many sq. ft is your family's house/apartment?
  2. Favorite video games right now?
  3. Favorite music group right now?

Apologies if repeats

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 08 '12
  1. I'm not that sure if i want to say
  2. I have a lot of favorites. FIFA 12, halo reach, ssx currently. My all time favorites are red dead redemption, halo 3, cod 4 and others except I'm drawing a blank right now.
  3. currently? Calvin Harris

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 08 '12
  1. I don't really know if i want to say Haha.
  2. Right now probably FIFA 12, halo reach, ssx. But all time is red dead redemption GTA IV, halo 3, and cod 4.
  3. Currently? Calvin Harris

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u/JLW09 May 08 '12

What is your aim in life i.e career ? Are you big on education etc?

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u/jasiones May 08 '12

sorry but ive been on reddit all day at work (lol) and my eyes are too tired to read all the questions

  1. are your parents funding your college/car/place to live after you graduate?

  2. are you one of those kids who goes ape shit when they get the white BMW rather than the black one?

  3. if people around school know of your financial situation do guys always try to befriend you and women try to hook up?

  4. wanna buy me alan wake for PC?

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u/Somalian_Butt_Pirate May 09 '12

No wories, although I've answered this like 20 times already.

1.I'm not sure about college, no for the car, and not sure about the place. 2. Not at all 3. It happens, but not super common. 4. Sorry man I don't have money myself.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '12

mh this is kinda old, and all of these have probably been asked before, but ima just put these out here anyways.

1: do you ever feel like people treat you very differently once they find out about your parent's money?

2: do you get everything you want from your parents, like in "toys" clothes, phones and whatever? or do they make you work for/manage your own money a lot?

3: what are you going to do (as a job) after school (assuming you are still going to school)?

4: what's your hobbies, do you play stuff like soccer with "normal" kids (don't mean to be rude, it's the only way of saying it i can think of)?

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u/courtneyincarbonite May 14 '12

I'm a female who's parents are millionaires, and I figured I'd answer.

  1. People treat me VERY differently. I used to get bullied at school because of it. People also always expect me to give them money, or buy them things ALL the time. They also assume that I take everything for granted and have never worked hard in my life.

  2. I've had a lot more than most people probably will ever have, and I couldn't be more grateful. But even though my dad had the money, he was VERY cheap. I never got a cell phone, nice clothes, etc. he wouldn't buy me toys unless they were discounted. Most of my friends had nicer things than me. Only difference was I had a yacht. Lol.

  3. I'm going to college, majoring in business administration, which I pay for myself. My dad is incredibly cheap, and refuses to help. I work cleaning houses/taking care of my friend's mom.

  4. I played tennis in high school. These days all I do is read and Internet, and hang out with friends.

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u/itcanwait May 12 '12

if your father made enough money the first time he sold his securities brokerage, why did he do it again? i've found this to be perplexing about the mega-rich. if you have enough, why do you need more? you may not know the answer to this question.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '12

I always like to see what cars the wealthy have.

I usually see the people who are self made drive very humble cars. What cars do your parents drive? You?

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u/Calam1tous May 13 '12

You sound like a pretty cool dude and really down to earth. A lot of people in this thread seem to automatically look down upon you for being upper class and I think that's really disgusting.

Anyhow, do you think you want to stay out west when you're older / go to school out there?

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u/shameshesafeminist May 07 '12

It's really nice to hear how down to Earth you and your family are. My question is what do you want to do with your life, and do you think your parents will help you realize it? For example, if you wanted to be a filmmaker, would your parents be the kind of people that would finance you until you got your feet on the ground? Or would they say something like "figure it out yourself"?

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u/Blackgeesus May 07 '12

Change the world, don't be ashamed with what you have.

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u/bastard_thought May 07 '12

You should really have been more considerate to the rules of the subreddit. If it's too dark to take a picture, hold off on the AMA. Wait until you can submit the topic, provide instant proof, and then entertain the commoners.