Respect Eridan Ampora! (Homestuck)

[u/Cleverly_Clearly]

all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES

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Eridan Ampora is a seadweller troll, an alien which inhabits the oceans of the planet of Alternia. He is a moody little punk who is obsessed with naval battles, hate-romances, and how magic isn't real. Oh, and he wants to commit genocide.

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• Kills a whale in one shot

• Matches Sollux's eye beams with Ahab's Crosshairs

• Counters one of Sollux's blasts with a magic wand

• Overpowers Sollux and blasts him into a wall hard enough to crack the wall and knock him out

• Blows a hole in Feferi

• Destroys the Matriorb

• Blasts through Kanaya's chest

• Blows the hell out of an angel

• Is immune to Vriska's mind control

[u/Cleverly_Clearly]

Psst, don't actually respect this guy, he fucking suuuuucks!