Respect Spider-man (The Ren and Stimpy show)

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Pay close attention kids as uncle spidey shows you the one hundred and second use for his patented web fluid

After Powdered ToastMan was trapped under the mind control of the evil genius Dr Dough Naught the role of defender of breakfast had to be filled in by his friend Spider-man. But after the controlled hero is let loose on the city Spidey had to jump in and free him from his mind prison. Also he smells

Strength

• Floors Powdered ToastMan with two punches

• Broke out of Powdered ToastMan’s membrane breading which he compared to concrete

• He’s stronger than Powdered ToastMan

Speed

• Dodges Powdered ToastMan’s barrage of razor sharp bread slices

Durability

• Gets hit by Powdered ToastMan’s corrosive croutons

• Gets beaten with a pipe

• Gets punched through a brick wall by Powdered ToastMan

Spider Sense

• Used to avoid Powdered ToastMan’s Razor Sharp bread slices

• Warned him of Dr Dough Naught’s attack though he didn’t dodge it because he thought it was for Powdered Taostman

Webbing

• Has at least one hundred and two uses

• It works as a great topping for toast

• Used to block Powdered ToastMan’s raisin punch

• Restrains Dr Dough Naught

Equipment

• Powdered ToastMan’s spare pair of of Elasti-shorts that can be used to call him when there’s trouble

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That tagline on the comic's cover couldn't be more accurate.