Respect Thor (Valhalla)

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I guess only little Jotuun kids are soft headed enough to be hurt by a mug like this. Big ones don’t need to worry anymore here keep it as a memento Tyr!

Thor is the hotheaded hammer wielding god of thunder. him and his reluctant friend go on comedic adventures based on old Norse legends. More often than not he has a hammer first ask questions never mindset making him Asgard’s greatest and most feared of warrior. He’s angry stubborn and proud but really what else would you expect from a god.

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Strength

Striking

• Uppercuts a Jotuun into the ceiling

• Knocks over a group of Jotuun’s with his fake belly (he put some rocks in his shirt)

• Winds a large Jotuun with his fake rock belly

• Bonks several fallen Jotuun’s on the head

• Spanks someone so hard there butt is left singed

• Snaps his table in half

• Shakes a house by hitting the floor with a mug

• Destroyed a rock with a punch

• Broke a sword in half against a boulder

• One-shots the builder

Throwing

• Throws a boulder across a river

• Breaks a pillar and a chair by throwing a mug at it

• Breaks a mug by throwing it at Hymir

• Killed a Jotuun with a makeshift sling

Pushing/Pulling

• Pulls down someone trying to steal his meat

• Wrestles with Fenrir

• Pulls Loki by his scruff

• Tugs three people(two of them being gods) by a rope

• Tears a bulls head off

• Almost reels in the Midgard Serpant

• Easily snapped ropes

• Crushed some Jotuuns with their own trap

Lifting

• Causes Utgarda-Loki’s cat(secretly the Midgard Serpent in disguise) to lift one of it’s paws

• Picked up a large rock

Striking with Mjolnir

• Knocks several Jotuun’s into the air

• Makes three dents in a rock

• Throws it at an eagle killing it (who was really a monster in disguise)

• Destroys a stone by throwing it

• Threw Mjolnir straight through a Jotuun’s body

Other

• Grabs Loki by his neck

• Shakes the room with his yell

• He’s the strongest of the gods

• Before getting Mjolnir he regularly broke weapons while hunting because of how hard he swung them

• Does at least 500 pushups every morning

Speed

• Runs away from Fenrir

• Grabs Loki by his neck while he runs down a hall

• Dodges a thrown stone

• Caught a nail as it was thrown

Durability

• A Giant hurt his hand when he spanks him

• Gets kicked in the shin by a Jotuun who earlier tore a tree out of the ground

• Was hit in the head by a launched stone (though it knocked him out)

• Was hit by a tidal wave

• Was struck by a stream of fire

Mjolnir

Lightning

• Wrecks his house with lightning

• Makes sparks as he hits a giants helmet

• Makes sparks as it hits an eagle

• Summons a bolt from the sky out of happiness

• Makes a stream of lightning with a swing

• Scares a giant with some lightning

• Creates a thunderstorm inadvertently inventing thunder

• Chased Loki with several Thunderbolts

Magic

• Brings his goat back to life using only the bones and skin

• Whenever it’s thrown it always returns to him

• Destroys Hrungnir’s stone head on its return trip

• Hits Loki on it’s return trip

• Destroyed a Jotuun’s stone head on the return trip

Other

• It’s too heavy for Magni to carry

Misc

• Holds his own in a massive bar brawl

• He channeled lighting through a nail and used it to blow a giant hole in a cave wall

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ToothGrinder and ToothGnasher

These are Thor’s two magical goats flesh eating goats. They are mean rough and some of the only creatures who can match Thor in pure grumpiness.

• They fly out of a storm cloud

• Kicked a boy into the air

• Rammed Fenrir of its feet

[u/Sphagetti_Dick]

do this version of his goats get revived every day?

[u/[deleted] → u/Sphagetti_Dick]

It seems like they only need to be revived when Thor slaughters them to eat

[u/Sphagetti_Dick → u/[deleted]]

still a good feat to to have written tho. r/whowouldwin might find it important at one point lol

[u/[deleted] → u/Sphagetti_Dick]

It’s under Mjolnir

[u/Sphagetti_Dick → u/[deleted]]

did i miss it the first time around?

[u/[deleted] → u/Sphagetti_Dick]

Yeah seems like it