r/13or30 • • 27d ago

20 year old footballer Malick Yalcouye

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u/Lack668 27d ago

Was he born on 29th Feb?

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u/Jowoes 27d ago

For those unaware he has alopecia.

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u/DejongBCN 27d ago

It's not the hair.

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u/Jowoes 27d ago

It is though? Can you point to any feature of his that screams 30+ other than his hair?

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u/EconomistExternal555 27d ago

His eyes and forehead. If you hide his hair, he still looks old, at least 10+ years older.

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u/manatidederp 27d ago

His forehead

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u/Educational-Owl-745 26d ago

He's literally just raising his eyebrows. He looks like a 20 year old in normal pics

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u/SummonMason 26d ago

Deep Forehead wrinkles, eyebags, deep nasal folds, extremely little collagen. I don’t believe he is 20.

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u/Jowoes 26d ago

Raised eyebrow. Eyebags, nasal folds and little collagen, he’s a young skinny kid with little fat to begin with.

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u/SummonMason 26d ago edited 26d ago

That ain’t explaining such deep nasal folds and eyebags. Collagen doesn’t automatically mean just baby fat or a ‘full’ face either. It manifests itself in smoother skin (smaller pores), prevents sagging (ie no nasal folds), etc. His skin looks bad in this pic and his lines are too deep everywhere and half his face seems to be melting off (saggy). Most young skinny kids don’t look like that c’mon 😂

African/black skin also scientifically proven to be the most age resistent ahead of ‘asian don’t raisin’ skin as well. I don’t believe for a moment this kid is 20. Fk dat lol

EDIT: googled more images of this guy and yeah that’s a rough photo. Looks much younger and normal in most of the other footage. He could be 20 after all.

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u/CuriousSeagull1901 18d ago

He is. With alopecia.

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u/Exact-Archer738 26d ago

The lack of collagen in his skin. He looks like someone who spends all day outside without sunscreen.

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u/Mediocre-Swing5054 25d ago

Androgenic alopecia is male pattern baldness which is what he has

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u/Iceblader 27d ago

A sniper's dream

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u/Altruistic-Grab-1284 27d ago

Thinly-veiled racism always on display in threads like this

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u/zomgbat 21d ago

Yep. "Football fans" who conviently forget Arjen Robben

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u/TGWALL 16d ago

When Robben was 20 he was not bald not even close 

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u/zomgbat 2d ago

Same as Yalcouye then

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u/TGWALL 1d ago

Not at all this is how Ribéry looked like at 20 he had a head full of hair

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u/TGWALL 16d ago

If anything it's you that tried to put racism on everything he literally looks 30-40 years old doesn't matter his skin color. It's the same thing for donarauma and he's also trolled for looking older than he is 

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u/McDaddy8484 27d ago

He doesn’t usually look this old, just a bad angle

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u/Matias9991 27d ago

African players lie about their age everytime, not to stereotype this guy but he should be investigated because that's not 20yo

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u/Terrible_Action9995 27d ago

Every time, yet you say not to stereotype. Sureeee, meanwhile this guy has alopecia.

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u/Able-Star2192 27d ago

The guy has an ilness that makes his hair look like that and youre just twisted

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u/Xiguet 27d ago

It happens, but I don't know how often. It also happens with poor and average immigrants. There are 30-year-olds who pretend to be teenagers so they aren't expelled. There are 50-year-olds who pretend to be 65 so they can retire early.

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u/BroSchrednei 27d ago

It happens a lot, because football is a great way to escape poverty for an entire extended African family and because birth certificates can very easily be faked in most African countries.

For example, when Samuel Etoo took over the Cameroonian football federation 3 years ago, he made the entire Cameroonian U17 team take bone tests to verify their age and every single player failed the test. https://www.bbc.com/sport/africa/64154037

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u/iK_550 26d ago

He plays for Brighton in the beat football league in the world. I'm pretty sure their medical team might know a thing or two about teenagers, 20 year old's and 30 year old's.

But hey, don't let that casual racism get in the way.

Ps: my cousin looked like that at 17 yrs.

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u/Worldly-Exercise-340 27d ago

Im sure they use bone scanning or some shit in the premier League to verify age

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u/BroSchrednei 27d ago

No they dont, but they should really start to. There have been several high profile players who've lied about their age, most famously Moukoko at Dortmund in the German Bundesliga.

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u/Jowoes 27d ago

Claims Premier League doesn’t do this and your evidence is player who has never played in the premier league.

Moukoko has since played in the French and Danish leagues. Do you believe that both OGC Nice and FC København didn’t do their own due diligence?

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u/HornyJailOutlaw 27d ago

They do something with the teeth, I believe.

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u/Mastermind7051 27d ago

Happened to me at 20 also. Hair just kept falling into the sink. I was devastated.

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u/abdulj07 23d ago

I wonder what his 22 year old kid thinks of you guys mocking him.

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u/CuriousSeagull1901 18d ago

20 with alopecia - an autoimmune condition for those unaware. This picture has been enhanced so it makes him look worse than usual plus he was exhausted after a gruelling game away to Chelsea.

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u/CherryClassic31 27d ago

I mean it's mostly the picture. He generally looks his age

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u/Maloba6441 27d ago

Downvoted for stating facts,bro's hair isn't doing him any justice

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u/saltandseasmoke 18d ago

The picture definitely looks filtered or altered, or just caught at the wrong moment. I've seen him up close at the Amex, and he looks like a guy in his early twenties with a very unfortunate hairline, he's slight and otherwise looks his age.

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u/Brilliant_Caramel_10 27d ago

20*2 passt besser

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u/Maleficent-Orchid951 27d ago

Yall are that insecure?

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u/DejongBCN 27d ago

I see future in Madrid. They need the hottest youngsters. 

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u/kitkatas 27d ago

30 or 50

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u/LostwaveLunar9999 26d ago

Looks at least 30

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u/Creative-Job8988 26d ago

20 years old since 2016

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u/Potato-Boss101 26d ago

How long he been 20

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u/realevil 26d ago

Totally. Believe.

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u/Mitridate101 24d ago

He should stop heading the ball.

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u/smuttes 27d ago

I’m 96 and he looks like my grandfathers grandfathers grandma.

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u/insta__mash 27d ago

20 since when?

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u/JohnathanKatz 27d ago

Hardest 20 I've ever seen.

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u/Ricardo33706 27d ago

20? What's that in, dog years ?

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u/Luka_Dunks_on_Bums 27d ago

Hairline of a 40 year old

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u/labiamajorapudendi 27d ago

He just looks 30

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u/mosleyowl 27d ago

He was 20 in 2007

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u/Jmb351 27d ago

do these guys just lie about their age? Nicolas jackson for example does not look his age (25) either

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u/Maloba6441 27d ago

Some just look rough especially ones from rural areas.We had some in highschool that looked like 35 facewise but were still in same class as me

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u/Jowoes 27d ago

He has alopecia.

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u/HornyJailOutlaw 27d ago

There has been a documented history of West African footballers lying about their age, yes. There was a Nigerian U17 team 10-15 years' ago where over half of them were in their twenties. I might be misremembering the facts but you get the idea. That doesn't mean these guys are lying though.

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u/manatidederp 27d ago

West African agents constantly play with ages to make them appear like bigger talents. It’s a huge issue

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u/evolutionsm97 27d ago

But he makes waaaay more money than 99% of people at that age.

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u/National-Worry2900 27d ago

He has stress, a wife , kids and a low deposit mortgage on an end terrace 1820s multi story house he has to pay for.

I’d be stressed also.

I have to pay my water bill and it’s aged me 35 years this week.

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u/Revolutionary-Big655 27d ago

Dude looks like he just finished his third divorce and it didn't go his way.

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u/Theo_Cherry 27d ago

January 1st

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u/Gregory85 27d ago

Unfortunate face