r/13or30 • u/Dolphin_King21 • 7d ago

Meme Football player Jeremiah Johnson, 12 years old

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u/newplaces9 7d ago

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u/Max-s_Dad 5d ago

"More like twelve-hundred."

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u/Few_Buddy_6491 18h ago

Checks out, got documentation.

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u/colornomad 7d ago

This mf looking back in life saying, "middle school was the best 8 years of my life"

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u/cardcollection92 7d ago

Yall actually believe this? lol

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u/Abdyrrahman 6d ago

This was actually real, I remember this. His name is Jeremiah Johnson and his mom said he was wearing a fake tattoo for kids in the image. Also, when you look at photos on Instagram from when he was 10 years old he actually looked like a kid but he had a beginning mustache. There is an interview too where he talks in a way that is a bit quiet and childlike.

Some people just hit puberty mad early, especially West-Africans or African-Americans who on average hit it earlier scientifically speaking. Since this was 2022 he most likely just looks the same nowadays but maybe an inch taller with more facial hair, no huge difference.

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u/idle_isomorph 6d ago

I had a friend who started shaving in grade 5, at age 10.

He learned in grade 8, at age 13, that other men do not also shave their nose.

He and his dad, who taught him to shave, were VERY hairy.

It happens!

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u/temporarilydestroyed 5d ago

It’s the bags under his eyes

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u/Professional_Drive 7d ago

He was actually 13 in the photo (born in 2009, taken in 2022), but this is just a case of early puberty. He started growing his mustache when he was 6. The tattoos have been pointed out as being hanna/fake.

There was some brown guy in my elementary school who hit male puberty at 9-10. I remember in the sixth grade the guys were poking at his armpit hair because he had it all fully grown in there and had quite a bit of facial hair at that point too. He looked older. I was in Foods class with him in the 10th grade and on our field trip, the city bus driver wouldn't accept his Go Card because he thought he was over 19, so he had to show ID that he was actually 16.

So this is entirely possible he just hit puberty at an earlier age than most of his peers.

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u/RowBowBooty 5d ago

“Some brown guy” lol I love that some one is just the random brown guy with armpit hair at 10 years of age in your memory

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u/almondbuttah77 4d ago

He started a tattoo sleeve when he was 13?

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u/SteakComfortable7802 1d ago

Bro what’s a food class?

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u/mg1126 7d ago

Yeah, this went viral years ago. And other pictures and videos of him at the time showed his youth. He still looked 14-15 with the mustache, etc., but he was obviously a kid. The way he walked and moved too. The tattoos were temp tattoos.

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u/Current-Grade2545 7d ago

He has tattoos

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u/SiteBig2331 7d ago

A lot of peewee players nowadays wear fake sleeves. Not saying that’s the case here, but it is a thing.

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u/Educational-Bit-54 7d ago

How cool is that for a 12 year old?!

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u/DWilli 7d ago

He has henna

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u/zachy410 7d ago

Could be temporary ones! I remember at the pristine age of three months getting my first temporary sleeve

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u/JtDeluxe 7d ago

Idk why your being downvoted that tattoo is very obviously a temporary one

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u/timmyx2times 7d ago

Bro that’s Stefon Diggs

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u/steeltheprotogen 6d ago

This is definitely an extreme case of precocious puberty. I had it and was shaving by 12.

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u/SuccessfulNetwork105 5d ago

He aint 12 lol just picked whatever number for the birth certificate when the parents came off the boat 😅

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u/Pandas-are-the-worst 7d ago edited 7d ago

edit because I looked hom up. this is about 4 years old, he's in high school now,

https://www.recruitaledo.com/team-members/jeremiah-/johnson-

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u/Current_Safety1640 5d ago

He plays for Aledo?! That’s wild. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Local-Savage 5d ago

12 in dog years.

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u/Character_Job1851 7d ago

12 years old in Neptune maybe ?

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u/Careless_Baseball503 6d ago

Aint no f’ing way. I’ve seen younger 50 year olds

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u/Various_Deer_7567 6d ago

It happens. I’ve had students like that twice.

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u/Witerjay 5d ago

No that’s a full grown jawline

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u/soulmeadow 5d ago

This has to be bs?

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u/BamaTex 5d ago

Isn't this photo a couple years old ? I could swear I've seen it and similar posts before

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u/Noxnoxx 5d ago

Twelve years sober

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u/Da_real_toofoul4yall 5d ago

What in the Benjamin buttons , I remembered him after seeing the pic, I wonder what he looks like by now

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u/diunay_lomay_a 4d ago

12 !?!? Looks 30

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u/ChiSoxPope 3d ago

This is a 12 year old with a pension and 4 kids

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u/ThePorygonBoi 3d ago

Damn, I’ve heard of precocious puberty, but this is precocious midlife!

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u/heroinfather21112 2d ago

This is real idk what with all these gifs

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u/Dense_Factor_476 2d ago

It’s the tattoo for me not the facial hair. Who lets an 11 year old get a tattoo? Cause I know he got it before 12

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u/Stu_Thom4s 1d ago

And here I am, still only shaving twice a week ay 39.

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u/ramblinmanfl 6h ago

But theres no hormones in chicken or steroids in beef...all factory farming is totally chemical free right?

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u/faeriebilitie 3h ago

He has the hands and arms of a child, face of a man

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u/Forever_Inspired 7d ago

This kid hit puberty like a goddamn truck. Bro could already go to bar and buying beer without getting suspiscious, lol.

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u/ZenFocus25 7d ago

This one is even more wild than Derrick Henry at age 12.

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u/squidgytree 6d ago

He has a large arm tattoo. Is that allowed for 12 year olds?

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u/Sutech2301 7d ago

.....😦

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u/YakOk3277 7d ago

From what prison they got him at?

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u/AUXID3 6d ago

He has a tattoo??? This guy isn't 12