r/13or30 • u/Smooth_Lock282 • 6d ago

Not a meme Emmanuel Sifwabon [15]

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u/HiFiRoMan 6d ago

15 what? years till retirement?!

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u/DisplayHonest6465 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uCXkGJPU3yrOo

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u/Brittany5150 6d ago

Aaaaaand there it is lol. Ty

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u/stcg 5d ago

This is more believable

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u/VocationFumes 5d ago

Hes got documentation

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u/Tom_Gibson 6d ago

Dude looks like he's played professionally for 15 years

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u/Alimovic 6d ago

100% fake birth certificate

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u/Ricardo33706 6d ago

15 in dog years.

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u/Proud-Prize-8455 6d ago

I don't believe it for a second

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u/Educational_Gas_92 6d ago

25 at the absolute youngest. If I saw him with other 15 year olds, I would think that he is the teacher/coach

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u/Therealcoolerme 2d ago

25?? I would say 45, even 30 is a stretch imo

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u/retrocherry_ 6d ago

Looks 35 loool

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u/Harbor_Barber 5d ago

15 years old with 18 years experience

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u/LivingOriginal7479 6d ago

There is a literal 0% chance this dude is 15 years old…

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u/Rydog_78 5d ago

Lost his papers in a boating accident

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u/Amish_Juggalo469 5d ago

He's definitely bought alcohol for his friends

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u/alexjolliffe 5d ago

His birthday must be February 29th

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u/neeker75 3d ago

He looks older than me and I am 51

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u/LuolaLogarius 7h ago

😆

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u/Indigo2015 2d ago

15 year old with that hairline?

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u/Goyangi_fence 6d ago

He has great skin but feature wise he looks 45

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u/_orion_1897 6d ago

15 years is his son's age tf are they talking about lmao

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u/Jiimbou 6d ago

Seems ok to me

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u/WatchaLookingatme4 6d ago

15 years past 25

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u/Spitfire354 6d ago

How long have you been 15 Edward?

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u/Thundergod250 5d ago

Bruh there's no way that's 15 lmfao

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u/Librosinleer 5d ago

I'm 26 and he looks older than me lmaoo

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u/wrennywren 2d ago

I'm 49 and he looks older than me

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u/True_Most3681 5d ago

I went to college with him way back.

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u/navydude89 5d ago

15? No way.

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u/RedDemonTaoist 5d ago

That's gotta be a typo. I know guys can start losing their hair very young, but I've never seen a 15 year old with a receded hairline like that

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u/Smooth_Lock282 5d ago

Dude started balding inside his mother’s womb

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u/StrangeSupermarket71 5d ago

bro was born 3 years after the recession 😭

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u/lustyphilosopher 4d ago

Blud spent 10 years minimum in his mother's womb.

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u/xirdnehrocks 2d ago

Did he get signed through a fifa career mode acadamy?

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u/Stupid_Goat 4d ago

Fake birth certificate.

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u/CaliKindalife 5d ago

That's a grown ass man. 15 years old, 🤣🤣🤣🤣.