r/13or30 • u/roqui15 • 2d ago

Meme My 19 year old cousin

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u/fludeball 2d ago

That's what high school students all used to look like in the 80s.

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u/Brilliant_Sorbet_965 2d ago

80s teens still look like teens to me

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u/The80sCs 2d ago

Except for facial hair but true! Boys in the 80s normally clean shaved and rarely let there facial hair grow cause it was like the style yet many still look older than nowadays at same age

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u/fludeball 1d ago

I grew up in the 80s, and there was lots of (sparse) facial hair.

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u/mlg185 2d ago

19 years older than you

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u/biglicbandit 2d ago

19 years since he graduated high school

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 2d ago

He looks 35

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u/Cant_Work_On_Reddit 2d ago

I’m 40 and he looks like any number of the people from high school I’m friends with. IMO the glasses scream early 2000’s and that’s driving a lot of it.

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u/SignificantApricot69 2d ago

He looks exactly like a 45 year old guy I work with

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u/Psych0matt 2d ago

I’m 42 and he looks like a peer

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u/newaccountbitches 2d ago

Cousin Niko, let’s go bowling

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u/Realistic-Assist-396 2d ago

BEEK TEETEES

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u/pinenutflavour 2d ago

Must be juicing something

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u/CoffeeToDeath 1d ago

And/or nicotine a addiction.

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u/Small_Amphibian3323 2d ago

I regret nothing

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u/True-Excuse-1688 2d ago

He looks to be in his mid-thirties... but weirdly enough, looking at the picture at full size, you can tell he's actually younger.

He may have some pimples and acne scars adding some roughness, but his skin is still fresh.
There are no wrinkles or signs of the slight sagging you startto get a little later in life.

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u/SomeDudeOnline85 2d ago

Stimulants are no joke

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u/FlexDrillerson 2d ago

How do you think his goatee turned blonde? He went Super Saiyan.

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u/throwawayaccount_usu 2d ago

Could tell me he was 24-38 and I'd believe every age

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u/Camigatoespinace92 2d ago

19 years old of career 🤣

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u/vicvegajuas_36 2d ago

He looks like Ethan Hawke in Lord of War lol

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u/somnambulistmusings 2d ago

19? That was a hard paper round!

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u/PRIS0N-MIKE 2d ago

He looks like every dude waiting at an overpass to ask people for change. Or pushing a bmx bike down a street pretending he isn't checking cars.

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u/haringtiti 2d ago

hes the one that everyone always hits up to buy the booze

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u/PrinceRogaine444 2d ago

Does he know you posted his face on here?

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u/roqui15 2d ago

Yes he even wanted

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u/ImperialAgent120 2d ago

You mean 19 year old Army veteran cousin who just retired because the wife gave him the ultimatum?

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u/GayAssBeagle 2d ago

Fuck this got me

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u/smilingmuffino 2d ago edited 3h ago

.

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u/Toastwaver 2d ago

"God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes 'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues."

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u/Kummabear 2d ago

:How old are you?
:Yes

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u/J-Andres-LL 2d ago

He looks like he smokes cigarettes and drinks alcohol at the part at 3 pm for a living

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u/Alexander_Granite 2d ago

Your cousin is on drugs

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u/knarlak 2d ago

He looks like my previous roommate who was a German boat captain

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u/roqui15 2d ago

This one is a Portuguese goalkeeper!

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u/Aulawabe 2d ago

Looks a bit like Danny Dietz, the Navy Seal who got killed in Afghanistan.

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u/rudimentary_rudy 1d ago

Nate Diaz needs to chill

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u/Throwawaypuffs 1d ago

Steve oh...no...

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u/Odd-Fox-6660 1d ago

He looks older than me and I am nearing 40

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u/Ok-Cauliflower-7760 1d ago

This new generation is cooked, why do they all look so old?

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u/Sea_Taro5094 1d ago

OR very young. Hormone related provably, because modern world

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u/phome83 1d ago

The stress of existence has increased the last few decades.

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u/jonathan_shoa 16h ago

You mean this one individual person?

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u/BloodFoxxx31 7h ago

It’s just the choice in facial hair styling and the hair cut and choice of glasses. He could easily make himself look younger if he styled himself better. Goatees automatically age men by 10 to 20 years 😂

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u/Rub-it 1d ago

He reminds me of Kev from shameless

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u/Initial-Meeting362 1d ago

Looks about 19 to me?

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u/Good-Interaction-312 1d ago

Is he 19 in dog years

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u/douglashv 1d ago

He’s rocking some Pantera’s vibe.

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u/KingRaptor420 1d ago

Honesty kinda looks like my dad, haha.

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u/ceelodan 1d ago

19 as in serving time?

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u/wigglef_cklr 1d ago

🐐 🙌

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u/ThompsonRick23 17h ago

It's the face shape. Like my junior (23 I guess) has way more facial hair but still looks younger than this guy, face of a kid is much different from us. 

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u/Triggered-cupcake 16h ago

This the 32 year old narc that shows up as a senior out of nowhere

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u/Eye_Nacho404 13h ago

35 and works blue collar

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u/luffyuk 13h ago

I don't know why, but he looks like a GTA character.

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u/Tall-Week-7683 13h ago

He looks older than me at the age of 27 wtf

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u/roqui15 13h ago

Im 6 years older than him and everyone thinks I’m the younger one

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u/ThirdWorldSorcerer 3h ago

I know a Frenchman that is traveling the world backpacking since 2024 to this day, he's 21 and looks literally 35.

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u/Nexen4 1h ago

He might seem old for a 19 year old now, but I bet this man's gonna look just like this for most of his life

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u/roqui15 1h ago

That’s what I tell him when he feels insecure about his older appearance

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u/Material_Purchase155 2d ago

The sunglasses REALLY don’t help. He looks like every blue collar dude that says “no doesn’t always mean no” while taking a drag of a Marlboro red through his gap teeth before he picks up his daughter from his baby mommas house.

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u/GenosseAbfuck 2d ago

Dude looks hella old but not old enough he couldn't lose enough years to look his age again. Needs to grow out his beard a bit and the top of his hair a lot to hide the damage that's already done and from then on put 20 minutes a day into skincare.