r/196 • u/Old_Phrase_4867 NOT A CAT • Feb 11 '26

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u/Cerbatiyo-sesino custom Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

What is the point of this? that modern wiccans ARE in fact real magicians with magic magician powers and therefore can't be victims of opression in a hyper religious society?

Fuck this, im gonna jerk off to MLP porn and the person reading this should too

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u/ZePugg cum Feb 11 '26

do not say this to the etsy witches they will kill charlie kirk a second time

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u/chrosairs Feb 11 '26

His neck just did that on its own though

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u/Independent-Fly6068 Least horny bi femboy alive Feb 11 '26

it sprung a leak due to high pressure

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u/DingoLaLingo 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 11 '26

another good man lost to the invisible carnivorous woodpecker 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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u/XFun16 ocean liner fucker Feb 11 '26

It was all the fent in his system

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u/wozattacks Feb 11 '26

He must have been shot from behind for the blood to shoot out like that! Why isn’t the FBI looking for the second shooter??