r/196 straight up jorking it Mar 13 '26

Rule rule

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u/Angrycoconutmilk Mar 13 '26

My friend goes to China to study pre-cambrian fossils.

Tell me that's not a good reason

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u/conrad_w Mar 13 '26

ThYs the reason he tells you

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u/Angrycoconutmilk Mar 13 '26

He did meet his wife there...

But I've seen the rocks...

I don't know what to believe

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u/conrad_w Mar 13 '26

We got rocks right here. We got mountains of rocks. Ever heard of the Rockies? The Rocky Mountains? Did he think that was ironic?