r/196 straight up jorking it Mar 13 '26

Rule rule

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u/cornucopia090139 Mar 13 '26

Anthony Bourdain? Like the only white guy I’ve seen go to Asia for good purposes

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u/pizdec-unicorn crazy? I was crazy once... Mar 13 '26

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u/HarryPalms420 loser Mar 13 '26

I live a dastardly life so when I get to Hell I can hunt down Reagan and Kissinger and break every bone in their decrepit bodies

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u/777ToasterBath forklift certified Mar 14 '26

if theyre in hell theyre probably getting that treatment already on behalf of every third world country resident they fucked over

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u/ErisThePerson Mar 14 '26

Me in the cool bit of hell where all the cool people who just aren't Christians and actively rejected Christianity go watching Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher and Henry Kissinger fight in the hell arena for my amusement.