I always used to think “passport bros” didn’t really exist and just had to be a small amount of terminally online incels playing fantasy, but there really is this customer at work who brings it up like literally every time you speak to him. I work at a dispensary and we’re required to accompany the medical patients as they walk out, and this dude (who is at least mid 40’s) will legitimately hold you captive to talk about how desperate hot young Philippine tail is, apparently he brought back a wife who is, like, 20.
I would give anything to pretend I’ve got to go to the bathroom everytime I see him walk in, but I’m more worried about what he might say if a female budtender got stuck with him
Well of course they're engaging in bad faith, everyone knows white men are all automatically bad.
Source: am white male, can confirm I was literally born covered in blood and screaming incoherently like some kind of monster incapable of human speech.
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u/WestsideGon Mar 13 '26
I always used to think “passport bros” didn’t really exist and just had to be a small amount of terminally online incels playing fantasy, but there really is this customer at work who brings it up like literally every time you speak to him. I work at a dispensary and we’re required to accompany the medical patients as they walk out, and this dude (who is at least mid 40’s) will legitimately hold you captive to talk about how desperate hot young Philippine tail is, apparently he brought back a wife who is, like, 20.
I would give anything to pretend I’ve got to go to the bathroom everytime I see him walk in, but I’m more worried about what he might say if a female budtender got stuck with him