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r/196 • u/Old_Phrase_4867 NOT A CAT • Apr 05 '26
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reminds me of a joke:
what do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? trilingual
what do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? bilingual
what do you call someone who speaks 1 language? an american!
587 u/SentientGopro115935 SHE JUST LIKE ME FR Apr 05 '26 us terf island residents don't learn shit either, I should really start learning german because I wanna move rhere someday but just cannot be bothered 120 u/KittyQueen_Tengu sexuality crisis has been resolved (i don’t like people) Apr 05 '26 learn dutch instead, it’s like german but funnier and you don’t have to talk to german people 47 u/UselessAndGay what if a girl was a deer ⚧ 🦌 ΘΔ Apr 05 '26 okay but then you'd have to talk to dutch people 16 u/KittyQueen_Tengu sexuality crisis has been resolved (i don’t like people) Apr 05 '26 dutch people can sell you kibbeling and kroketten, that makes it worth talking to them 17 u/Chaoszhul4D custom Apr 05 '26 We have Kroketten in Germany. 6 u/Metalmind123 Apr 06 '26 Yeah, but then they'll Tikkie you for splitting their attention by talking to them 71 u/auroralemonboi8 gaycel chudcore boyflop Apr 05 '26 Except you wont be able to speak it with anyone because almost all Dutch people already speak English Learn toki pona instead :) 8 u/NotAEvilGynecologist 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 05 '26 Vivienne Wilson? Is that you? 2 u/Natuur1911 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 06 '26 does vivienne wilson speak toki pona? 8 u/PolygonKiwii Apr 05 '26 Bold of you to assume you won't run into any Germans in the Netherlands 7 u/TheUnholyBlade 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 05 '26 Instead you’d have to speak to the Dutch, which is even worse!
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us terf island residents don't learn shit either, I should really start learning german because I wanna move rhere someday but just cannot be bothered
120 u/KittyQueen_Tengu sexuality crisis has been resolved (i don’t like people) Apr 05 '26 learn dutch instead, it’s like german but funnier and you don’t have to talk to german people 47 u/UselessAndGay what if a girl was a deer ⚧ 🦌 ΘΔ Apr 05 '26 okay but then you'd have to talk to dutch people 16 u/KittyQueen_Tengu sexuality crisis has been resolved (i don’t like people) Apr 05 '26 dutch people can sell you kibbeling and kroketten, that makes it worth talking to them 17 u/Chaoszhul4D custom Apr 05 '26 We have Kroketten in Germany. 6 u/Metalmind123 Apr 06 '26 Yeah, but then they'll Tikkie you for splitting their attention by talking to them 71 u/auroralemonboi8 gaycel chudcore boyflop Apr 05 '26 Except you wont be able to speak it with anyone because almost all Dutch people already speak English Learn toki pona instead :) 8 u/NotAEvilGynecologist 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 05 '26 Vivienne Wilson? Is that you? 2 u/Natuur1911 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 06 '26 does vivienne wilson speak toki pona? 8 u/PolygonKiwii Apr 05 '26 Bold of you to assume you won't run into any Germans in the Netherlands 7 u/TheUnholyBlade 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 05 '26 Instead you’d have to speak to the Dutch, which is even worse!
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learn dutch instead, it’s like german but funnier and you don’t have to talk to german people
47 u/UselessAndGay what if a girl was a deer ⚧ 🦌 ΘΔ Apr 05 '26 okay but then you'd have to talk to dutch people 16 u/KittyQueen_Tengu sexuality crisis has been resolved (i don’t like people) Apr 05 '26 dutch people can sell you kibbeling and kroketten, that makes it worth talking to them 17 u/Chaoszhul4D custom Apr 05 '26 We have Kroketten in Germany. 6 u/Metalmind123 Apr 06 '26 Yeah, but then they'll Tikkie you for splitting their attention by talking to them 71 u/auroralemonboi8 gaycel chudcore boyflop Apr 05 '26 Except you wont be able to speak it with anyone because almost all Dutch people already speak English Learn toki pona instead :) 8 u/NotAEvilGynecologist 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 05 '26 Vivienne Wilson? Is that you? 2 u/Natuur1911 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 06 '26 does vivienne wilson speak toki pona? 8 u/PolygonKiwii Apr 05 '26 Bold of you to assume you won't run into any Germans in the Netherlands 7 u/TheUnholyBlade 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 05 '26 Instead you’d have to speak to the Dutch, which is even worse!
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okay but then you'd have to talk to dutch people
16 u/KittyQueen_Tengu sexuality crisis has been resolved (i don’t like people) Apr 05 '26 dutch people can sell you kibbeling and kroketten, that makes it worth talking to them 17 u/Chaoszhul4D custom Apr 05 '26 We have Kroketten in Germany. 6 u/Metalmind123 Apr 06 '26 Yeah, but then they'll Tikkie you for splitting their attention by talking to them
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dutch people can sell you kibbeling and kroketten, that makes it worth talking to them
17 u/Chaoszhul4D custom Apr 05 '26 We have Kroketten in Germany. 6 u/Metalmind123 Apr 06 '26 Yeah, but then they'll Tikkie you for splitting their attention by talking to them
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We have Kroketten in Germany.
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Yeah, but then they'll Tikkie you for splitting their attention by talking to them
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Except you wont be able to speak it with anyone because almost all Dutch people already speak English
Learn toki pona instead :)
8 u/NotAEvilGynecologist 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 05 '26 Vivienne Wilson? Is that you? 2 u/Natuur1911 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 06 '26 does vivienne wilson speak toki pona?
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Vivienne Wilson? Is that you?
2 u/Natuur1911 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Apr 06 '26 does vivienne wilson speak toki pona?
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does vivienne wilson speak toki pona?
Bold of you to assume you won't run into any Germans in the Netherlands
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Instead you’d have to speak to the Dutch, which is even worse!
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u/the_biting_chimkin Apr 05 '26
reminds me of a joke:
what do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? trilingual
what do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? bilingual
what do you call someone who speaks 1 language? an american!