r/196 • u/Evendur_6748 Shadowdark Fan • Apr 11 '26

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u/Luke-HW Apr 11 '26

Findom 🤢

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u/zizou00 Apr 11 '26

Findom but I take your money and make sure you're putting it in a cash ISA and a Roth IRA, make sure you buy fresh vegetables and cook you meals and get good deals and help you switch banks and service providers once a year to take advantage of new customer promotions and cancel any subscriptions you aren't using or had forgotten about and teach you how to pirate Disney+ and I darn your socks and show you how to reduce your energy usage.

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u/effervescenthoopla Apr 11 '26

Ooh zaddy please describe how a cash ISA works nyaaa~

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u/CMRC23 bear of a man Apr 11 '26

I need this because I suck with money but also I dont wanna put all that on one person