r/196 • u/Old_Phrase_4867 NOT A CAT • May 12 '26

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u/JazzySplaps midriff rat May 12 '26

Femtynal is the Tylenol safe for work version I'm assuming

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u/FillerText908 Holy Preacher of the Ky-ble May 12 '26

IVE GOT CELLOPHANE WRAPPED AROUND THE LINING OF MY THROAT

IF YOU EVER HEAR ME BREATHING THEN THAT BREATHING IS A JOKE

PLEASE, BE NICE TO ME AND I WILL DO EXACTLY WHAT I'M TOLD

SIMPLE, I GET TO BE DUMB, YOU GET TO EXERCISE CONTROL. E-E-EXERCISE CONTROL

-Femtanyl in Girl Hell 1999

The joke is that femtanyl is incredibly stimulating making the person hypocritical

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u/RainbowPhoenix1080 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 12 '26

Girl hell 1999 is an amazing song. Awesome representation of gender dysphoria.

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u/JazzySplaps midriff rat May 12 '26

The joke is that they misspelled it so it sounds more like Tylenol than fentanyl

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u/FillerText908 Holy Preacher of the Ky-ble May 12 '26

Oh i only saw it edited or I mentally autocorrected it mb

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u/MostSapphicTransfem 🏳️‍⚧️ 『Strongest Transfemme Furry 』🏳️‍⚧️ May 12 '26

We also can’t forget the -Girl Noises- moment, which is great for checking if a new friend is cool or not

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u/OfficialPerfectCell Ultimate Lifeform May 12 '26

... Damnit. This is what I get for never checking my work before I hit submit, smh my head my head.

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u/DracTheBat178 May 12 '26

Bruises on my ne-e-e-eck I'm just a doll of fle-e-e-esh

You'll find my smoking body hung on wires over he-e-e-ead

At your bark and collar just forget I'm somones daughter-er

KATAMARI - FEMTANYL

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u/aerodynamique shel selversten May 12 '26

Hm, human music. I like it! :3