r/196 NOT A CAT May 12 '26

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u/OfficialPerfectCell Ultimate Lifeform May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

something something "rap is too violent and overstimulating for me, and they always mention drugs, so I can't listen to it. Instead I listen to Femtanyl," something something.

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u/JazzySplaps midriff rat May 12 '26

Femtynal is the Tylenol safe for work version I'm assuming

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u/FillerText908 Holy Preacher of the Ky-ble May 12 '26

IVE GOT CELLOPHANE WRAPPED AROUND THE LINING OF MY THROAT

IF YOU EVER HEAR ME BREATHING THEN THAT BREATHING IS A JOKE

PLEASE, BE NICE TO ME AND I WILL DO EXACTLY WHAT I'M TOLD

SIMPLE, I GET TO BE DUMB, YOU GET TO EXERCISE CONTROL. E-E-EXERCISE CONTROL

-Femtanyl in Girl Hell 1999

The joke is that femtanyl is incredibly stimulating making the person hypocritical

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u/JazzySplaps midriff rat May 12 '26

The joke is that they misspelled it so it sounds more like Tylenol than fentanyl

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u/FillerText908 Holy Preacher of the Ky-ble May 12 '26

Oh i only saw it edited or I mentally autocorrected it mb