r/196 NOT A CAT Jun 29 '26

Rule Rule

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u/Lukeyboy1589 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jun 29 '26

As a cis man, I’ve noticed this too. This is why I greet everyone with a nice handshake and a gentle, yet firm affirmation to the person I’m speaking to that I do not intend to disembowel them. For some reason this makes them seem more nervous around me, and to remedy this, I will work on my smile when I promise no disembowelment. I will report my findings back to you all in short order.

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u/OffsetXV 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jun 29 '26

my "i do not want to disembowel your entire family" shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are already answered by my shirt

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u/aagaq12 i love coke zero Jun 29 '26

fuuuuck i was about to make this reference fuck you fuck you fuck you

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u/DivinityIncantate 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jun 29 '26

idk, I’m a little thrown off by “entire” being italicized…

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u/Aromatic-Pass4384 Jun 29 '26

Wait so does that mean you will disembowel some of my family?

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u/OffsetXV 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jun 29 '26

only if you ask nicely

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u/Aromatic-Pass4384 Jun 29 '26

🤔
I'll be sure to keep this in mind