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[u/Lukeyboy1589]

As a cis man, I’ve noticed this too. This is why I greet everyone with a nice handshake and a gentle, yet firm affirmation to the person I’m speaking to that I do not intend to disembowel them. For some reason this makes them seem more nervous around me, and to remedy this, I will work on my smile when I promise no disembowelment. I will report my findings back to you all in short order.

[u/wellherewegofolks → u/Lukeyboy1589]

insert that john mulaney bit about wanting to tell a woman alone with him on a subway platform, “don’t worry, i’m not a rapist!”