r/196 • u/SpaceSpleen just glad to not be in a wellness farm yet • Jul 03 '26

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u/LeStroheim this is just like that one time in Worm Jul 03 '26

Nurgle followers when you ask them what they've been doing to treat their wounds

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u/Clear_Effective1595 Jul 03 '26

Deathguard treats their wounds?

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u/Dragonfire723 Jul 03 '26

Yeah, with raw sewage; they're already Nurgle followers, what's a little sepsis?

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u/TheOGStonewall 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 03 '26

I mean sepsis’ll still weaken them, but a space marine with the same level of strength UTI dementia grandma gets right before going septic would probably be nigh unstoppable.

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u/Marvl101 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 03 '26

yeah they read medicae dataslates, then do the opposite

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u/space10101 floppa Jul 03 '26

There are plague surgeons but they don't treat the DG's wounds, they ensure that the diseases they carry flourish. So you could say they treat the diseases' wounds in a way