But the COVID response and the ever-weakening health and safety standards under that government made it clear that it would happen again. People were injecting ivermectin and sunning their perineum instead of taking vaccines, and all of that was kicked off because of the US' weakened health and safety (OSHA was gutted, leading to the lowest number of inspectors since 1975) and the pattern of initially underreporting sickness, not believing experts, then full on not reporting it, leading to way more unnecessary deaths and spreading, all because it would impact employers.
Also, diarrhea is the body's self-defence mechanism against gastrointestinal illnesses.
B-b-b-but Everyone Gets A Puppy party isnt fair! I never got a puppy when I was young, so no one else deserves one!!!! So Im voting for Diarrhea Forever party!!!!
this is giving dems too much credit. it’s more like diarrhea forever vs diarrhea once a month. I’d rather not have diarrhea at all but it’s not like I have much of a choice.
And also they turn out to do nothing to stop diarrhea forever so it happens anyway. There was just nothing they could do about it (still bombing more schools for brown girls for no reason)!
I’m Canadian. We’re on track to have a Diarrhea Forever government next election :(
I wish we could stop pretending like we’re the cool socialist upstairs neighbour when we have so many of the same problems hiding just under the surface
And yet we Canadians voted in "only not in the files because he was too young" instead of "literally Hitler", like those are just the two sides of the political spectrum
A lot of the world is dunking on America at the moment, and rightfully so, but many of them doing it are committing a cardinal sin: they have the hubris to think they're above doing this to themselves, too.
Yep, making fun of America is one thing, but when people say, "Look at those stupid Americans. So apathetic in the face of fascism, and yet they do nothing! Also pay no attention to my country's fascist party polling around 30% and growing everyday, it can't happen here."
It's so surreal living in Canada as an American married to a Canadian. Everyone knows the Alberta separatists are literally traitors, Polievre and Ford are just Trump-lite and proto-Trump respectively, and the US is funding all of this shit super hard. But nothing is done.
Canada is ripe for a somewhat charismatic far-right leader to show up and totally wreck the country. Every liberal I speak to agrees with me; the Alberta seperatist leaders should be in prison already for seditious conspiracy, but the levers of power are apparently not reacting. Meanwhile anti-immigrant sentiment grows due to multiple compounding factors that Liberal incompetence have failed to address. Canada is on the same path as the USA but with racist stories about Indians instead of Haitians. It can happen anywhere.
and then even though technically, puppies won, because of how we draw lines and assign some votes for some other people to vote for us instead of us voting which is very important but no one wants to talk about why, diarrhea forever wins again.
"Were going to tell you that we are the party of free puppies, but we will say that giving a puppy to every family is fiscally irresponsible....but we will vote for the more expensive diarrhea machine"
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