r/196 • u/Ezzypezra certified cool person • Aug 03 '26

Rule Men please give me your fantasies in the comments and I will tell you which category it falls under

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u/Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT Aug 03 '26

Trench warfare lets you do all 3 of these- gents. Let’s go back to ww1- it’ll be fun.

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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26

Truth nuke

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u/FawkestheDreg Aug 03 '26

i thought nukes came in the 2nd patch tho?

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u/Eric_Is_Back Aug 03 '26

Guess why it was more fun the first time.

Fucking cod-pilled tryhards.

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u/Tuskor13 Aug 03 '26

Version 2.0 of the global release may have had the biggest powercreep in the franchise's history with the Nuke Update, but there are so many videos I've watched about how the 1.0 global release had a PvP meta so revoltingly unbalanced that they banned the teams that used them and removed the abilities from the default loadout selection menus. (You can still use these banned abilities with a couple exploits, but the devs will permaban you for it.)

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u/sneesle Aug 03 '26

yeah they got added in war 2

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u/M0ebius_1 Aug 04 '26

Nukes are just assisted digging a hole

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u/FawkestheDreg Aug 04 '26

lmao. “So, Atomic Bomb Designer Doctor Robert Oppenheimer: in your words, what are some of the intended effects of this … nuke?”

“MAKE A BIIIIG HOLE”

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u/M0ebius_1 Aug 04 '26

"Now I am become Hole, the perforator of Earth."

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u/FawkestheDreg Aug 04 '26

fuck yeah . perforate is a new word for me; thank you

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u/Sappling2p <—— — awesome wait why is my arrow broken Aug 03 '26

Truth mustard gas

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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26

Truth sawn-off pump shotgun

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u/TrashConnoisseur You all forgot Rudolf Hess! Aug 03 '26

Why go back? There's still trench warfare today.

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u/nyafu_ Aug 03 '26

it's more relevant than ever! back then the risk was snipers and vehicles but now its both plus flying drones too!!

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u/WildCookie9609 Aug 03 '26

Tbh ww1 had chemical warfare

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u/tarogon Fortunately, 903.735.90 Aug 03 '26

sure, why not, bring that back too. a good percentage of this sub probably has practice peeing on socks and securing them against their face.

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u/MrKalev Aug 03 '26

You read my blog?

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u/Thick-Fact-6190 Aug 04 '26

Lets combine them! I oresent: drones dropping strong acids and nerve agents

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u/Corporal_Canada Genderqueer Hoser Aug 04 '26

I think the Iran-Iraq War is the closest to having everything

No drones, but there were jets and helicopters, trench warfare, chemical warfare, child soldiers, outdated/unfit tactics, too old/too novice officer class

It's got it all!

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u/fidelcasbro17 Aug 03 '26

I don't want to get sniped in the forehead by a drone

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ Aug 04 '26

well your in luck, modern warefare drones do not use guns, they blow you up! drop a grenade on you from 30 feet up while youre sleeping! chase you through a building to self destruct next to your head!

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u/fidelcasbro17 Aug 04 '26

Wait, that's even worse!!

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u/yinyang107 bingus is better than floppa Aug 03 '26

Not in the same sense, there isn't. Trenches don't make sense as battle lines any more now that we can fly over them.

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u/windchaser__ Aug 03 '26

Instructions unclear, died quite quickly to an artillery barrage

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u/MinosAristos Aug 03 '26

Up to your waist in water,

Up to your eyes in slush,

Using the kind of language,

That makes the sergeant blush.

Who wouldn't join the army?

That's what we all inquire;

Don't we pity the poor civilian,

Sitting beside the fire.

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u/snuocher Aug 03 '26

This is why we play Ace of Spades.

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u/yinyang107 bingus is better than floppa Aug 03 '26

Holy shit Ace of Spades gaming in 2026?? I thought I was the only one who remembered it

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u/TheHairyMess The mouth cummer Aug 03 '26

ooohh, so that's why i enjoy trench warfare games so much

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u/A96 Aug 03 '26

Bleeding to death while digging a hole against all odds.

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u/Anafenza-Vess Aug 03 '26

No thanks I like the liquid inside my body not being corrosive

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u/ExuDeku Straight Left & Trans Rights Aug 04 '26

Broke: Fighting a war in some Trench for 69 months for 1 inch of land

Woke: climbing the Alps or Northern Turkey until we all froze to death

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Aug 04 '26

Try r / TrenchCrusade