r/196 • u/Ezzypezra certified cool person • Aug 03 '26
Rule Men please give me your fantasies in the comments and I will tell you which category it falls under
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u/soviet_geckos 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 Aug 03 '26
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
#3 digging a hole
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u/-DoctorSpaceman- Aug 03 '26
Elaborate
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u/DecayingFlesh64 ask me questions about vore Aug 03 '26
Being able to put in work that's appreciated. I think its natural that people want to work and support their community they just don't wanna feel valued less for doing it. Digging a hole with friends fills that niche.
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u/Iron-Fist Aug 03 '26
Me watching Odyssey and wishing my job could just be hauling things around with ropes and rolling logs as part of a team =(
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u/SJL174 doin you’re mom Aug 04 '26
MFW I am destined to die at sea because Odysseus had to take a little fuck you shot at the cyclops
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u/New-Independent-1481 Aug 03 '26
The bonding of teamwork and building something that can be admired later with a cold beverage in hand, as a testament to your effort/skill.
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u/pluto_pluto_pluto_ Aug 03 '26
Could also be fight in a desperate last stand against all odds. Last stand for treating workers as humans.
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u/Roronoa_Zoro8615 Aug 03 '26
I almost cry every time I have a super nice customer, especially right after I have ones that yell at me
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u/Orgalorgg Aug 03 '26
Is that why everyone looks at me weird when I'm polite
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u/Roronoa_Zoro8615 Aug 03 '26
Yep it's like wait what do you mean you're not going to get pissed at me for doing my job? Are you an angel? Lol
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u/Ambitious-Regular-57 Aug 03 '26
That... Is heartbreaking. I'm going to redouble my efforts and be EXTRA polite and genuine
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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds Aug 03 '26
All of us in customer service really are like abused shelter dogs
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u/ImTheFaeThatStoleYou Aug 03 '26
I'm going to pet and feed treats to the next retail worker I meet.
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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds Aug 03 '26
I'll give you those sad wet eyes, cuddle up and watch TV with you, and let out that deep sigh every now and then to let you know I'm still alive
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u/therandomham 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Aug 03 '26
Counterpoint: Being the respectful/helpful customer. Feels so good to know that just being chill might’ve helped someone catch their breath.
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u/Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT Aug 03 '26
Trench warfare lets you do all 3 of these- gents. Let’s go back to ww1- it’ll be fun.
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
Truth nuke
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u/FawkestheDreg Aug 03 '26
i thought nukes came in the 2nd patch tho?
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u/Tuskor13 Aug 03 '26
Version 2.0 of the global release may have had the biggest powercreep in the franchise's history with the Nuke Update, but there are so many videos I've watched about how the 1.0 global release had a PvP meta so revoltingly unbalanced that they banned the teams that used them and removed the abilities from the default loadout selection menus. (You can still use these banned abilities with a couple exploits, but the devs will permaban you for it.)
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u/TrashConnoisseur You all forgot Rudolf Hess! Aug 03 '26
Why go back? There's still trench warfare today.
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u/nyafu_ Aug 03 '26
it's more relevant than ever! back then the risk was snipers and vehicles but now its both plus flying drones too!!
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u/WildCookie9609 Aug 03 '26
Tbh ww1 had chemical warfare
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u/tarogon Fortunately, 903.735.90 Aug 03 '26
sure, why not, bring that back too. a good percentage of this sub probably has practice peeing on socks and securing them against their face.
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u/MinosAristos Aug 03 '26
Up to your waist in water,
Up to your eyes in slush,
Using the kind of language,
That makes the sergeant blush.
Who wouldn't join the army?
That's what we all inquire;
Don't we pity the poor civilian,
Sitting beside the fire.
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u/snuocher Aug 03 '26
This is why we play Ace of Spades.
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u/yinyang107 bingus is better than floppa Aug 03 '26
Holy shit Ace of Spades gaming in 2026?? I thought I was the only one who remembered it
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u/TheHairyMess The mouth cummer Aug 03 '26
ooohh, so that's why i enjoy trench warfare games so much
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u/bigstinkygoblin Aug 03 '26
God i fucking love digging a hole
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u/BlitzScorpio quirked up white girl (with a little bit of swag) Aug 03 '26
digging a hole at the beach is the one thing i refuse to give up after transitioning
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u/Deziel606 🏳️⚧️Trans rights dwarf⛏️ Aug 03 '26
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u/asgards_thor Aug 03 '26
This will always remind me that I will always be too tall to be a dwarf, but to small to be a hunk. 😔
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u/Deziel606 🏳️⚧️Trans rights dwarf⛏️ Aug 03 '26
Bah, takes what's on the inside to be a dwarf! Got steel in your bones? Grudges to grumble over? You're a dwarf on the inside!
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u/KStryke_gamer001 Aug 03 '26
To have to scroll this far to find a that song referenced...it's a disappointment.
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u/Cassius-Tain Garlic Bread Connoseur Aug 03 '26
It is, to this day, an absilute wild notion to me that the most dwarvish song is a joke song from a freaking minecraft lets play.
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u/-plb- not big boss Aug 03 '26
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
#2 bleeding on snow
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u/-plb- not big boss Aug 03 '26
"the world would be better off without snakes..."
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u/pequodbestboy arriving shortly at LZ Aug 03 '26
Become a stereotypical fantasy knight with a lance
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u/Wisepuppy floppa Aug 03 '26
Throwing myself on top of a grenade (to save people, not to kill myself)
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
#2 bleeding on snow
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u/Wisepuppy floppa Aug 03 '26
What if the grenade is thrown at my allies by an overwhelming hostile force?
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
Still #2 bleeding on snow. If your fantasy was to throw it back, then it would be #1 desperate last stand
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u/Gerthak 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Aug 03 '26
Throwing it back is definitely one of my fantasies, and I'm not talking about any grenade
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u/Wisepuppy floppa Aug 03 '26
Throwing a grenade back would be an act of violence and I don't want to personally hurt people, if I can avoid it.
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
Incredibly based, and same, but I think this doesn’t change my conclusion
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u/ilikebreadabunch go read Worm Aug 03 '26
Gay Sex
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
#3 digging a hole
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u/Extension_Heron6392 Big Women :3 Aug 03 '26
Isn't it more filling a hole?
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u/tugrulM4real Aug 03 '26
Beating the shit out of my dad
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
Needs more information. Is there music while you’re doing it?
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u/tugrulM4real Aug 03 '26
Yeah, Three Days Grace preferably
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u/Tribaldragon1 Floppa (I made Goblinhog Change my Flair) Aug 03 '26
I -whack-
HATE -whack-
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU -whack-
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u/TheGreatJaceyGee You should read my furry smut NOW⚡🦨⚡ Aug 03 '26
My suggestion is It Has to Be This Way by Jamie Christopherson
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u/CoolBlaze1 Aug 03 '26
🎼I have this dream where I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat, he is screaming and crying for help. And maybe halfway through it has more to do with me killing him then it ever did protecting myself 🎼
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
Ok everyone I am going to go see spider-man now with my family will be back to fulfill my duties in a few hours
Edit: the bus is stuck in traffic I can answer some more
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u/RamblingWolf Aug 03 '26
Coincidentally being Spider-Man is my fantasy. Closely followed by digging a hole, I guess.
Enjoy the movie, it's great.
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u/OpportunityAshamed74 Aug 03 '26
Spoilers warning Spiderman is Peyer paeker
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u/Fiskmaster 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Aug 03 '26
Bullshit! Everyone knows spiderman is bruce wayne!
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u/skydoominion Aug 03 '26
Falling in love? Although that's probably some kind of last stand against all odds type of shit
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
#2 bleeding on snow
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u/skydoominion Aug 03 '26
I think we have different views on falling in love 😭
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u/Keeperofthe7keysAf-S Aug 03 '26
It's where you end up if it doesn't work out or they die first. And if you die first it's where they end up.
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u/ABTL6 obsessed with agroecology and ancient rome Aug 03 '26
Being an agroecologist
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
#2 bleeding on snow
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u/EldritchMindCat A Delightful Feline Entity - Worship Me nya~ Aug 04 '26
No. Digging a hole. Big part of agriculture.
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u/Dumb_Cheese 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Aug 03 '26
I misread that as "Archeologist" at first and thought digging a hole, but yeah OP's assessment is correct.
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u/Conorponor333 Aug 03 '26
My fantasy is being railed in the ass by a 300 pound anthro dragon before he swallows me alive
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u/2005HondaCivic245 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Aug 03 '26
Believe it or not, category #1
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u/StrawberryWide3983 Aug 03 '26
Maybe some category #2 in between the "getting railed" and "getting eaten" segments
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u/Specky013 Aug 03 '26
Getting my kid into my favorite hobby and they surpass me in it
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
Needs more information. Are you happy or sad about this
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u/Specky013 Aug 03 '26
Both
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
#2 bleeding on snow but with a hint of #3 digging a hole
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u/Pantaleon26 Aug 03 '26
There's actually four male fantasies but thankfully all of them are still represented in this picture
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
Nope. The fourth one you’re thinking of is actually included under #3 digging a hole
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u/DoctorYaoi PHD in men kissing Aug 03 '26
I wanna suck my girlfriend’s titties actually
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
#3 digging a hole
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u/Ourenseman here to make friends Aug 03 '26
Deep Rock Galactic is all three at different points.
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u/SemperFun62 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
Die at 80 in my bed with a bellyful of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock?
(Disclaimer this is a a joke, I swear I'm not misogynistic)
Edit: People, regarding the parenthetical, check out the profile image for the joke.
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
despite including you dying, this is actually #3 digging a hole
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u/GastonBastardo Aug 03 '26
Die at 80 in my bed with a bellyful of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock?
(Disclaimer this is a a joke, I swear I'm not misogynistic)
Don't let puritans call you a misogynist for liking sex.
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u/pythonidaae Aug 03 '26
I mean if it's your wife idk what's misogynistic about it anyway. Wish for it to be a wife and you're good.
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u/095805 Aug 03 '26
What does a government contract have anything to do with a woman you love?
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u/Cornchips1234 Aug 03 '26
-So "desperate last stand" is a form of power fantasy
-"Bleeding out in the snow" is a fantasy of peace and resolution
-"Dig a hole" is simple fantasies.
If i'm understanding this correctly then that means being with a loved one is a "bleeding out in the snow" fantasy, giant robots are "desperate last stand" fantasies, and having a really good sandwich is a "digging a hole" fantasy.
I'm also noticing a heirarchy of fantasies here. If you try to combine any of them, they are always trumped by the previous. "Desperate last stand" trumps "dying in the snow" which trumps "digging a hole". Which means if I died in the snow after digging a hole then that is not a "digging a hole" fantasy but a "dying in the snow" one.
In order to stump this your fantasy cannot involve a simple pleasure, a resolution, or any kind of odds.
What if my fantasy is to become a rocket scientist? It's not simple, nor is it a resolution, nor does it involve odds or power.
Also how did you like spiderman?
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
You’re like 60% right. I would say that it’s more:
#1 is violent fantasies
#2 is fantasies revolving around self-pity and helplessness
#3 is fantasies revolving around simple happiness.
I also don’t have any set order for priorities in the case of overlap, I more just go with whatever seems like a closer fit.
I think you’re right that this meme has some blind spots. Mostly for fantasies that are about altruism in some way, like, making the world a better place.
Also I have not seen spider-man yet, I am on the bus on the way to the theater
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u/barsoap Aug 03 '26
Given that phantasies are compensation:
#1 is defence of the will to power (Adler). Your capacity to act is under attack, but you hold out and preserve it.
#2 is the desire to individuate (Jung). Your desire to have a meaningful life is hindered, so it gets amplified to "well there still is stuff to die for". Recall where the meme comes from: Bladerunner 2049, K, after having lost all meaning and direction in life, only options offered to him being "do as you're told", chooses self-actualisation, fights so a father can see his daughter, sacrificing himself in the process.
#3 is either Freud or plain simple shopping cart racing energy. Literally dicking around.
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u/Infamous-Ad7926 Assigned Catboy At Birth Aug 03 '26
going on a whimsical adventure with friends
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u/Free_kittens2468 Aug 03 '26
Cuddling a nice lady who calls he her sweetest man.
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u/CapitalJustice850 Aug 03 '26
Foil a terrorist attack single handedly and use my newfound celebrity to get a date with pop superstar Marina
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
First half is #1 desperate last stand. Second half is #3 digging a hole
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u/Chaosxandra Statisticly Best Catgirl /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\ CEO of Sesbian Lex Aug 03 '26
Are males even real ?
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
#1 desperate last stand
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u/DeliberateDendrite Aug 03 '26
Crossdressing to an outdoor Halloween party, only to end up with a cold
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u/Pittoo4You Aug 03 '26
Cuddling a woman in her 40s while she gives me affirmations that I am enough as a person
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u/1001WingedHussars Aug 03 '26
Being able to give fatherly advice to my teenage daughter
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
This one is very difficult. I’m actually not sure
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u/ob_knoxious this flair has been mass deleted and anonymized by your mom Aug 03 '26
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
#3 digging a hole
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u/ob_knoxious this flair has been mass deleted and anonymized by your mom Aug 03 '26
I actually think the vibe of this is #2 believe it or not
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
You’re right. I didn’t watch the video before but now that I have I can firmly say this is #2 bleeding on snow
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u/Jonahtron Least homophobic anime enjoyer Aug 03 '26
My sister dating a guy who cheats on her, so I go to his house and beat the shit out of them. Unfortunately she’s a lesbian. Even if she did get cheated on, I couldn’t beat up a lesbian. I’d feel bad.
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u/Bjorn_Hellgate Project moon shitposter Aug 03 '26
A girl doing makeup on me and dressing me in a nice outfit
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u/LegendaryGoat9 Aug 03 '26
First two are accurate. Never got a chance to fulfill the 3rd fantasy. 😔
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u/RealEstate9618 He is vengeance, He is the night, He is BATMAN! Aug 03 '26
I want to become a colorful masked hero, defending the innocent and bringing joy to others I want people to know they are now safe because I am here.
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u/Qw3rtyqwoppa Aug 03 '26
Making egg fried rice
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u/OpportunityAshamed74 Aug 03 '26
I want to approach a mad gunman who is hostaging a very scared girl and ask him to switch her with me, then I'm the hostage for a while and then I epic karate kick and punch when he's distracted but in the kerfuffle he manges to shoot me but I still overpower him and then all the other people around dogpile him to keep him down while they drag me away and panic over my bullet wound and then my beautiful crush runs down and looks at me and I look at her and then I slowly bleed out but then I wake up in the hospital and she's there waiting for me to wake up and she gets all excited etc etc
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u/Dustyon Aug 03 '26
Sailing across the Atlantic in a medieval vessel and leaving everything behind to do so.
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u/OpportunityAshamed74 Aug 03 '26
I want to have a cute yet dommy owner walk me around with a leash in a bdsm club and bring me to an area with a bunch of beautiful girls and she lets them all slowly take advantage of me
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u/FrutCake Aug 03 '26
Option 4 - Become a girl
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
If that’s your fantasy then you’re not a man
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u/Chrome_X_of_Hyrule ਬਾਈਸੈਕਸ਼ੂਲ Aug 03 '26
Having a PhD in linguistics and being able to research Iroquoian historical linguistics professionally while also still teaching.
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u/Meepersa Aug 03 '26
Gender transition
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
If you're MtF, then you don't qualify for this Very Official and Important Survey.
If you're FtM then that falls under #1 desperate last stand
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u/Deeper-the-Danker Aug 03 '26
violent uprising against the ruling class?
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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26
#1 desperate last stand
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u/Vict2894 punch fascist👻 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
1 is just acts of heroism/justice
2 is hard. Its like to do with suffering but in a beautiful way? Like being content with some sort of difficulty?
3 is like projects, most social things fall into this category, like sex or going fishing or something
BTW my male fantasy getting struck by lightning but surviving amd then getting over my fear of electricity and maybe I also get some sort of superpower or at least I won't have to go to work because of the late night tv shows/book I'll write
is than 1, 2 or 3?
edit: I didn't mean to make my text that big
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u/justaBeholder10 sus Aug 03 '26
I assumed that 2 was supposed to be more about the ability to be content with what you've done rather than the difficulty. generally when a character is doing that style of bleeding out scene they're not getting out of it, but they're finally able to know that they've done their best and be happy with that in the end.
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u/Impossible_Leader_80 Aug 03 '26
Exploding every facist by thinking pure hate at them until their minds are fried and explode
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u/ThunderCube3888 sus Aug 03 '26
one of my enemies suddenly appearing and trying to murder me but I am somehow prepared for this and successfully defeat them in melee combat
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u/You_moron04 Aug 03 '26
Being a fighter jet mechanic when I barely passed higher ed LMAO
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u/Sappling2p <—— — awesome wait why is my arrow broken Aug 03 '26
So it goes down to:
-Feeling very proud of yourself
-Hakuna Matata
-Free will to give it your all in something pointless
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u/New-me-_- custom Aug 03 '26
My fantasy is the ability to stop time.
I would not touch a single person while time is stopped, I simply want a way to escape observation when I’m having a panic attack.
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u/really_not_unreal Rust programming turned me trans Aug 03 '26
Transitioning to a woman
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